Sophie wanted me to write Klaine smut.

So I did.

Now, this is the first Klaine fic I've ever actually finished and uploaded here, so…ahem, enjoy.


As delightfully wet kisses trailed up Blaine's torso, with Kurt murmuring things to him in between hasty pecks, he was pretty sure he'd never felt this overwhelmed and aroused in his lifetime. Blaine struggled to pay attention to the erotic words coming from Kurt's mouth amongst his hot breath on Blaine's chest and his boyfriend's groin pressing eagerly against his own.

"Kurt…" Blaine started, panting furiously in time with their bodies rutting against each other through too many layers of clothes. "Kurt, you're pushing me over the fucking line."

"No, I'm not." Kurt had settled at Blaine's neck, sucking on his collarbone. "You—are a wizard. You're gonna go to Hogwarts,"—peck—"you're going to do spells,"—suck—"you'll get a wand,"—peck—"you'll get a fucking owl; it'll deliver your mail,"—nibble—"deal with it, ya twat," he grunted, taking his attention back to Blaine's neck.

Blaine moaned, exhilarated by Kurt's words and his continued placement of many hickeys. He moved his hands from the small of Kurt's back down to his ass, spreading out his fingers and gripping tightly to keep him and Kurt as close as physically possible.

Blaine tilted his head up slightly to nibble sweetly on Kurt's earlobe before whispering in his ear.

"I'm gonna fucking put my dick in the owl."


p.s. go to YouTube, type in 'yer a wizard harry' and watch the first result. XD