13sk: hey, i just decided randomly to start this b/c i dunno why.

kelse: yeah. she doesn't own Naruto

If I was a Mary Sue... I would look like-

WARNING: This story is not possible because the authoress has too many flaws.

13sk (in the background): HEY!

The warning dude: This is why she will tell a story sbout her annoying any Naruto charater she wants.

WARNING: may lead to many deaths of the authoress...

13sk (in the background): THAT IS SOOOO NOT FUNNY!

the warning dude: now on with the real story.

Ace sat there.

She was bored.

A random portal appeared outta nowhere and she was transported to the Naruto world.

In Konoha...

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-OW!" Ace landed hard on the compact and potable dirt. (A/N: donnot ask why I said that)"RUN! IT'S ACE!" The villagers ran away screaming and she just sat there.

Why?

Because she was bored.

She got up and started heading toward the center of the village, for no apparent reason. Then an idea popped into her head. (A/N: ooooooh... aaaaaaaaah... that's rare...) She took out a notebook and a sharpie from the backpack she was wearing. On the cover, she wrote 'For Every Action, There is an Equal and Opposite Reaction...'

Then underneath she wrote 'Annoying the Naruto Characters. What Will There Reaction Be?'

She took out a pencil to be prepared and then headed off on her journey of annoyance and pet peeves. She saw Sasuke. This is gunna be good... She skipped, YES SKIPPED, to her destination.

"HELLO SASUKE! GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAIN!" He turned around and glared. She tried to glare, but she just couldn't stop smiling. (A/N: behold my many flaws) "So, Sasuke, how are you doing?"

He kept glaring.

"Okay then. So, how are you and Sakura doing?" His face started getting red. "HAHA! I KNEW YOU LIKED HER! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! IKNEW IT!" She wrote down everything that happened. Then another question. "How's your brother doing?"

Wrong question.

He turned and glared again. "My brother is doing perfectly fine. I, on the other hand, am trying to train. Why don't you go bug Naruto or someone else."

"Okay! I'l go tell Sakura that you like her." He started chasing Ace around the village.

Later That Night...

'The subject has completely lost it. I must try another of my techniques. Operation: Tim to Dye is underway.'

She looked up from her notebook and saw that every light in the subjects house was off.

'Step one: break in'

She stood up from the bush she was hiding in and tried the front door.

It was unlocked.

She casually let herself in.

'Step one Status: Complete; subjects house was unlocked

Step two: find shampoo'

Ace stopped and looked around. There it was. The bathroom. She quietly walked to her destination, hearing the snoring from the other room.

'Step two Status: Complete; subjects shampoo is on the shelf in the shower

Step three: dump dye into shampoo'

She cautiosly pulled the lid off,dumped the shampoo out,and poured the pink hair dye in. She smirked.

'Step three Status: Complete; subject is still unsuspecting

Step four: Let's Get outta here!'

She ran to the door, quietly shut it behind her. She took the notebook out again.

'Step four Status: Complete; I'm getting outta this one alive

Mission Complete. Now all I have to do is wait until he figures it out in the morning. I will observe and record the subjects horror- I mean, reaction.'

Ace put the note book back and sat in a tree, next to the window that was in his dining room. She figured he wouldn't notice until then.

Next Morning...

Ace got out her video camera to record the subjects reaction. Plus, it would be great black mail later. The sweet scent of revenge was in the air. She snuck up next to the window. She heard him start to come down the stairs, camera ready.

'OMIGOD! THIS IS SO SUSPENSEFUL! Woah, calm down. Okay, just as I suspected, the subject hasn't noticed. Wait... the subject is looking in horror in the spoon. He saw his reflection. I thought vampires didn't have a reflection (I don't think he's a vampire, i just felt like saying that) He's finally noticed his pink hair.'

"ACE! WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!" She was still recording his every pink-haired move.

'I better get going, the subject is looking pretty mad. Well, he had his fair share of torture. Now all I have to do is escape the rabid fangirls who are gunna kill me when they figure out their precious Sasuke' s hair has been hurt. Gotta go.'

Ace stood up and started running. She ran to the outskirts of Konoha and stopped there for a break. She slid down the tree, wiping the sweat off her forehead. She was exhausted. If those fangirls caught up with her, she'd have to let out her 'Inner Ace' and she really hoped they would get the message and back off, but then again, it would be great if they didn't listen to her because then they would all die! Finally!

Later That Day...

"Ace! Ace! Wake up stupid!" Someone was shaking her. Apparently she had falled asleep. Who was the bastard who woke her up? Naruto of course.

13sk: should i continue it? what do i need to change? is it good or bad? i need help with Halloween Fright and I won't be able to update as often on the other stories

kelse: r&r!