Note: Parody of Ninja Sex Party's "If We We're Gay"
I recommend you listen to the actual song while you read.
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"If They We're Gay"
Steven: (Talking Normally)
You know a lot people come up to me and ask.
"Hey Steven Universe and Ninja Lion! Steven has three alien mothers and live together. Are they gay?"
I have to laugh.
(Steven Laughs Sarcastically)
Could you imagine that? If they we're gay? Could you imagine?
(Steven Starts Singing)
A newborn Gem runs through a field
A gemstone makes a necklace.
A cookie cat lights up the room
As Lion blows a dude.
A gem ship flew from outer space
A lion licks its owner.
A giant monster hugs the trees
As Lion licks his sack.
There would be no sadness
If they were super gay.
Just plain fanfics galore
If they were super gay.They would all be riding
On a giant, pink lion.
But mostly Pearl,
(WOW! WOW!)
Mostly Pearl is gay!
(OOHHHH! OOHHHH! OOHHH!)
Pearl is gay!
(OOHHH! OOHHH! OOHHH! OOHHH! OH! OH! OH! OH!)
Here's a list of things that Pearl thinks about...
Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, SALT!
Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Salt! One! Two! Salt!
Your mom, my mom, your mom, my mom, your mom, my mom, your mom, my mom
your mom, your mom, your mom, your mom, salt!
My Mom and Rose! Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, oh no!
(Pearl takes Steven by the ear and pulls him off stage.)
Also note this is not a hate on Pearl, it was just made for comedic purposes.
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