-Resident Evil 4
--The Merchant's Pitch
Over here, stranger. Got some good things on sale, stranger. Heh heh.
I see you must not be from around here. Cause in this country we do business. You won't find many people leavin' their things out in the open. It's likely to be stolen if you know what I mean.
But take a look around stranger. I have anything you need to keep your head on straight in this part of the world. Got some handguns. Got some shotguns. Got some big guns, got some small guns. But I guarantee all of them are in tip-top shape. Just the kind of thing you'll need once you step beyond those doors over there. The villagers ain't real friendly to outsiders. Specially the village chief. Course, you all ready know that. Heh heh.
There's a cult in town you know. Givin' people all sorts of nasty stuff. On the other hand, they're the reason why I can do business. I got myself an injection of some sort and now I can do all kinds of good things. Good things stranger. Like havin' all these weapons on hand when I ran into you. You couldn't begin to imagine how easy it is to carry things and move them around after I got that shot.
On the other hand, the entire village got the same treatment, and now they're lookin' to hang you out to dry. Well, don't worry stranger, I can help you with that.
Now, take a look at this here handgun. The Red9. I found this beauty in a castle not too far from here. It was tucked away in this drawer, and I figured it'd get some real use when it found an owner that needed it. Kind of like you. Has some real firepower stranger. But it is a bit heavy. You might want the stock too. Yep, does some good work with the stock. A real heavy hitter. Of course, the load time does drag on. But don't worry. I can help you there too. I know all sorts of things about the weapons I carry. I can upgrade them... for a price. Heh heh.
If the Red9 ain't your fancy, stranger, you might want to take a look at the Blacktail. A real fine handgun. Real fine. There's an island not too far from here. Has a nice armory. It's where I got most of my stuff. The guys there weren't using any of the guns they had stocked up, so I figured it'd be best to get all these fine weapons out into the open. This Blacktail was part of the stock, a real fine buy if I do say so myself. The reload times are a snap, and the firing rate is real nice. You should consider it, stranger.
But maybe you didn't come for the handguns. I knew you were out for the real beauties in my selection here.
The Shotgun and Riotgun have some real stopping power. I think you'll find them handy in a mob situation. They can knock a normal man to their feet. Heh heh. Yep, I think you'll find a shotgun real handy. Of course, I can't forget the Striker. It's more about quantity over quality if you know what I mean. Course, the best way to find out is to buy it. Why don't you hold it for a second? Real light, stranger. It's also got a compact design that's great for small spaces. This was another weapon I found up at that island. No one there was using it. And I couldn't let such a fine weapon gather dust. Heh heh.
Now, let's not forget about rifles. Real high power weapons I have here. The bolt-action does take some getting used to. Gotta cock it after each shot you know. But it has power second to none. It has some real style to it. For those who know what they're doin'. Where I found this, no one knew what they were doin'. So I find that it's my job to get these fine guns into the hands of someone who knows what they're doin'. Like you, stranger. Of course, if this old-style bolt-action rifle ain't your thing. Why don't you try the Semi-Auto? Quantity over quality, stranger.
What's that you say? Ah... I see you have an eye for things. The Broken Butterfly is a .45 magnum revolver. It's a real show to fire this beauty off, but that's not the only thing about it. Gun's not just about shootin'. It's about reloadin'. It takes a man with a real steady nerve to enjoy a gun like this. Of course, the payoff is real nice. Not many people left standing after getting hit with this firearm. Why don't you buy it? Try it out. I think you'll be real pleased with this gun. You'll know what I'm talkin' about.
What's that stranger? Ah... the Mine Thrower. This is a real odd weapon I also found on that island. It fires mines with grappling caps. So, you'll not only need cash to buy this, but you'll need guts too. If you happen to hit a target that's walkin' right up to you... you're gonna need to clear out right quick, stranger. Heh heh. But it's a real fine weapon. Looks like it came from where you did. It just looks... real American to me. So I wouldn't count on finding any ammunition. But I would be happy to upgrade the clip size and give you a complete reload. Heh heh. Assuming you got the cash that is.
This is it.I'm savin' the best for last, stranger. Now, what we got here, is a real powerhouse. It's an RPG you might refer to as a Rocket Launcher. This will put anything down in one spectacular explosion. If you ever face a real large crowd and happen to have this on hand, oh... it's a real treat. A real treat. Just fire away, stranger. Fire away like there's no tomorrow. Oh, did I mention you only get one shot? Don't worry. I can have more Rocket Launchers at your disposal as soon as you need them. 30,000 each stranger.
Now don't look at me like that. I'm tryin' to make a livin' out here. The cult in the area thinks their religion and their "sample" will make them all-powerful. But you and I know the real power in this world, right stranger? Money, and lots of it. Money is the real influence. It ain't some... miracle injection, or some fancy gun. What you'll need to survive out here is a steady cash flow. I'd keep an eye out for any treasures, because I would love to trade a good weapon for any valuables you might find. Heh heh.
Well, that's about all I can say about that stranger. Just take your time and make sure you bought the right weapon for you. It'd be a real shame if we wouldn't meet again. After all, I'm always expanding my arsenal. You never know what might show up. Heh heh.
So come a little closer, take a good look. Got some real good things on sale, stranger. Real good things.