Another one shot that popped up in my mind.
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"Life's a bitch, and life's got a lot of sisters."- Ross Presser
"You know what annoys me the most about you," I asked Jacob as we sat on a log near the water. I buried my toes deeper in the sand.
"And what is that my dearest Beta," Jacob smiled at me.
"You walk around like you have no care in the world. Like everything is perfect. If I were you I would have punched Mr. Freeze in the face a long time a go. He just likes to rub Bella bitch in your face. How do you do it," I asked looking at the waves crash against the sand.
"Just gotta try to make the best of things. Maybe it is a sign that I should move on. My dad wants grandkids," Jacob chuckled. I raised my eyebrows.
"Can't you mate with Renesbrat and create vamp wolves?"
"Vamp wolves? Leah you can think up some weird stuff. You have a troubled mind," Jacob laughed. He always seemed so happy. I wish my anger did not always get the best of me. "I am sure Sue wants grandkids soon."
"Well she can count on Seth for that. I am a hopeless romantic," I sighed leaning back a little bit.
" Well maybe we can mate together ," Jacob said wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
"Ha! Ha! You could not handle me in the bedroom Black." I smirked at my comment.
"Hey who is the Alpha here," Jacob pointed to himself.
" Not the Alpha in the bedroom. I am the bitch in the bedroom."
"Oh really?" It was really weird how we ended up on this topic.
'Yep, I have a few tricks up my sleeve." I winked at him. Why the hell was I flirting with Jacob Black, just boosting his ego up even more?
"Well we will just have to see, huh."
"Who said we were going to try? I was just telling you. I didn't say I wanted to try Mr. Alpha." I said and Jacob looked disappointed.
"You are a real bitch Leah you know that." Jacob looked away from me.
"Yep I do. Life's a bitch and so am I." I smiled and turned my attention back to the water.
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