Dear Sam and Dean If a darked haired woman named Jenny shows up here. Do not let her in under any circumstance, in fact tell her you don't know me
Cas
Dear Cas who is she? Demon? Since when have you been afraid of a demon?
Dean
Dean no she is not a demon she is...Glenn Close
Cas
Cas you got a stalker?
Sam
Sam Yes I did as Dean suggested and bought new clothes and then this woman started following me and waiting outside work for me
Cas
Cas What clothes? What work?
Dean
Dean the very helpful shop assistant helped me pick out an outfit, I forgot to tell you I got a job now
Cas
What job?
Dean
I'm a fire-fighter
Cas
Cas you? A fire-fighter?
Dean
Dean it's actually a popular occupation for angels, we get in and out of burning buildings a lot faster than humans and are at less risk
Cas
Yeah I guess well since you're working can you pay your share of rent this month
Dean
I will leave it on the table
Cas
Hey Cas , that woman you were talking about I think she was here tonight
Sam
Sam What happened? What did she do?
Cas
Nothing really, she just left you a present, it's a little strange actually
Sam
Oh Cas you've got to see this, it's a little cloth doll of you. Its actually really realistic
Dean
Sam but she didn't try to bite you or hurt you in any way?
Cas
No why? Is that what she did to you?
Sam
No but she said she wanted to eat me alive and ride me like a mountain lion
Cas
Cas that it hilarious, she didn't want to hurt you or even eat you at least not for real, she's just really kinky with a strange obsession for making cloth dolls
Dean
Dean are you sure?
Cas
Yeah pretty sure, I've been with enough women to know when I'm in, and Cas you are most definitely in there
Dean
But I don't want to be 'in'
Cas
Dean not everyone is obsessed with sex like you are
Sam
Well why not? Look Cas if it bothers you that much give her my number because I don't mind been ridden like a mountain lion, I don't mind it all
Dean
Dean I gave her your number and she wants a picture of you
Cas
Clothed or unclothed?
Dean
Considering that I'm the one who has to pass it onto her, make it clothed please
Cas
Oh Cas you're such a prude
Dean
Dean, she call you yet?
Sam
Dean?
Sam
Sam perhaps she really did eat him alive or ride him like a mountain lion? What if she did that and now his back is broken and he's lying somewhere unable to move and I can't find him because of the carving on his ribs?
Cas
Cas breath did you try his room?
Sam
Sam I just went up there and he's gone but there's a cloth doll that looks like him. Do you think maybe she turned him into a cloth doll?
Cas
Cas do you think that maybe she just made that for him like she did for you?
Sam
Sam I suppose that is a possibility but then where's Dean?
Cas
Relax guys I'm here, we went back to her place and the only hurt involved was the good kind. Cas I can't believe you thought she turned me into a cloth doll, seriously? Actually Sam these are pretty awesome I could ask her to make one for you then we'll have the set
Dean
I am seriously worried about you three, as if the Doctor Sexy marathon wasn't enough now you're into cloth dolls?
Bobby