Dagor Dagorrath Delivery Service

by Lasgalendil

"If you're like me—if you stumbled across this trying to find a way to send someone back to Middle-earth—then congratulations. You're either insane or you've actually had an encounter." For Dagor Dagorrath to work in his favor, the Elves and Dwarves must remain enemies. Rather than letting Legolas and Gimli ever reach Valinor, Melkor sends them someplace unexpected.

1. Don't say I didn't warn you

The day the package arrived in the mail, I didn't think much of it.

Hi. I'm Lydia Pinkerton, by the way. If you're like me, the internet—and its multitudes of fanfiction—were the first place you turned for help. So if you're looking for some cheap online entertainment, just hit the back button. You'll find all the slash and smut and hurt/comfort fics or Durincest or whatever the hell you're into on your previous window. But if you're like me—if you stumbled across this trying to find a way to send someone back to Middle-earth—then congratulations. You're either insane or you've actually had an encounter…and are clinging desperately to the remnants of your sanity.

Don't worry. The sanity will all be over soon.