Sincerely, The REAL Warriors

by Blackstorm of Thunderclan

There are many clichés written in Warriors fanfiction, some much more bizarre than others. This is my variant of "Dear Fanfiction" for Warriors. You'll see what the cats of the clans have to say about our fanfictions. Be my guest and enjoy the ride. Sit down, grab a bagel and your cat, and have a good time. No offense intended to anyone. On hiatus.

1. Jayfeather's Mate

Disclaimer: I do not own Warriors. This applies for all future chapters.

Dear Fanfiction,

Corrupting innocent minds is not the most efficient way to spread darkness and evil. You must use blood splatters, gore, battles for no reason, and murder, not foolish kittens who wouldn't be able to do it properly to save their lives.

Sincerely, Tigerstar, Brokenstar, and Scourge

P.S.: "M" rated Fanfictions should focus on evil cat overlords. Preferably us. We like killing dissenters…

A/N – Warriors doesn't have many "Dear Fanfiction" pieces, so I decided to create one of my own. Credit for the idea goes to Infinite Legend. Please enjoy, and if you like, review! Reviews really help new writers, like myself. They make my day.

QOTC: What is your favorite canon Warriors pairing? Fanfiction pairing?