It had been 5 minutes since the grand mega homo Super Highschool Level Despair died. Tsumiki decided to steal some ovaries LOLOLOLOLO. Komaedra just ripped off her fucking arm just ripped it off because he liked the nails and ripped off his too and did a switcharoonie. As you already know, Tsumiki has this weird stalker fetish for Junko. Oh and by the way Kuzuryuu stole Junko's eye but we will get back to that later. Anyways, Tsumiki is absolutely mental and in love with Junko, so much that she wants to steal her reproductive organs, like ovaries and shit. She wanted to bear Junko's bitchin love child so she had an idea. She snook into Hinata's room and stole his yiff and yaoi pics. Then Tsumiki continued her glorious idea further. She would call Komaeda. Let him just YIFF all over the ovaries. Yiff so much. Tsumiki just fucking jammed the fertilized ovaries UP HER FUCKING VAGINA and was then prego with Junko's and Ko's kid. Did I mention this kid will be hella pretty? No?
Well now you know.
~9 months latur~
"DEAR LORD JESUS JUNKO IM BIRTHING IT" Tsumiki shouted.
"You had ONE job Tsumiki." Junko replied, "fucking sick of your shit goddamit Tsumiki," Junko muttered.
"COME ON TSUMIKI BIRTH MY HOPE LOVING PROTEGE" Komaeda shouted.
"Yo what the fuck they're gonna like Despair you meme loving fuck" Junko hastily said to Komaeda.
"It's gonna like hope what the fuck you talkin," Komadududu said angrily, in reply to Junko's ICE COLD comment.
"Wait is that my fucking arm is thAT WHY I HAVE A DUDES ARM FOR SOME REASON THAT DOESN'T EVEN FUCKIN WORK/?!" Junktotoro hissed, pissed off at Komaela.
"Uh-" Komaeda turned around and FUCKING RAN AS FAR AND FAST AS POSSIBLE IN THE OTHER DIRECTION
"THERE IT IS THERE IT FUCKING IS," Tsumiki once again shouted, for the baby has been birthed into the new Despair, no Hope, no Despair world.
Tsumiki smiled and looked at the child, "what do we call it?"
"I don't give a fuck it ain't my fuckin problem it's so despairingly stupid I didn't even ask for this," Junko said, wow Junko ICE FUCKING COLD THATS UR KID.
"Sharpay," Komaeda said,"Sharpay Enoshima"
"Komaeda you're not fucking naming it after me," Junko hisspissed.
"TOO LATE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO" Komaedalalala shouted crabwalking around the room loling like a fucking tool.
"God fucking dammit why did I recruit you guys I'm so sick of your shit," Junko said
"Hello sick of your shit," Komaeda said, shedding a single tear, "I'm dad."
"God fucking dammit you meme loving fuck."
Hinata burst into the room, with his yaoi pictures in hand.
"TSUMIKI DID YOU SHOW THIS TO KO-"
"Oh my fucking god is that a kid?" Hinata said in confusion.
"Yes Hinata," Komaeda said looking towards Hinta with happiness in his eyes.
"How the fuck did," Hinata said before looking towards his chest, "WHY DO I HAVE TITTIES."
"It's because I casted a spell on you now you have Hina-tatas," Komaeda said.
Suddenly, Ko opens his clenched hand, showing a thunthunthun pill. "Don't drop that hinathunthun, ayyy LAMO,"
Izuru walked in and took the baby for himself, "LOLOLOL IM SHSL BABY THEIF LOLOLOOLO"
"wait how the shiit does that work Hinata IS Izuru" Junko said.
"I'M SHSL I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW LOLOLOLOLOL."
"Shut the fuck up Izuru"
~~ To be continued ~~
