The Best Fanfiction Ever, told by thermos-obsessed fandom trash

by Coconut Joe

This is a fanfic written by a bored, ghost-obsessed girl with an inability to write good fanfiction and way too much time on her hands. Join Shadekit, as she navigates a Clan of crazy people and idiots who keep telling her she was a great destiny and calling her Starkit. Fun for the whole family! Batteries not included.

1. Introduction by the world's worst person

(AW YES.)

(Time to write some fanfic)

(But I can't write Fanfic)

(OH JOOOOOYYY.)

Once upon a tim, there was some girl who got bored and decided to write fanfic. This girl, of course, was complete fandom trash and attempted to make that her username, but alas, it was taken. A tragic tale.

The girl was also absolutely terrible at writing fanfiction (yet was somehow perfectly competent at writing original fiction) but decided to write the BEST fanfiction, even though it's probably going to be complete and utter garbage worse than the monstrosity that was My Immortal.

So this girl, to get the creative process started, watched Osmosis Jones because who doesn't want to watch Osmosis Jones?

She then proceeded to get super triggered because Osmosis Jones never actually preforms Osmosis. Thanks a lot, movie.

So she sat down at her computer, got the sugariest, most caffeine-filled beverage she could possibly find (as all the weird s*** that happens in fanfic is much easier to understand when you've killed off half your brain cells) and wrote FANFICTION.

This is the fanfic that she wrote.

Enjoy.

don't hate me plz