Link's Lineup
by Amy
Link is out around Hyrule looking for a girl. She has to be the perfect girl, too. She has to be just so.
He checks out Saria. "Nope, she's too young for me," he says. "I'd think Ganondork would be a pedophile. Not me, not the Hero of Time!"
He checks out Malon. "Not my sister! Uh-uh--no way! I'm not into that incest stuff! Nosirree Bob!"
He then decides to pay Nabooru a visit. "Um...a bit too old and too forward...and a bit too jaded...."
Zelda is next on the agenda. "Yes, this is definitely the girl for me, boy! She's beautiful, she loves me, she's sweet, she's loving, she's all a guy could ever ask for. And her being a princess is a nice little bonus!"
So Link and Zelda get married and have lots of kids.
Not too bad for first fic, huh? I like Link and Zelda together. There's been hints that Link and Malon are brother and sister. They do have the same eyes....
by Amy
Link is out around Hyrule looking for a girl. She has to be the perfect girl, too. She has to be just so.
He checks out Saria. "Nope, she's too young for me," he says. "I'd think Ganondork would be a pedophile. Not me, not the Hero of Time!"
He checks out Malon. "Not my sister! Uh-uh--no way! I'm not into that incest stuff! Nosirree Bob!"
He then decides to pay Nabooru a visit. "Um...a bit too old and too forward...and a bit too jaded...."
Zelda is next on the agenda. "Yes, this is definitely the girl for me, boy! She's beautiful, she loves me, she's sweet, she's loving, she's all a guy could ever ask for. And her being a princess is a nice little bonus!"
So Link and Zelda get married and have lots of kids.
Not too bad for first fic, huh? I like Link and Zelda together. There's been hints that Link and Malon are brother and sister. They do have the same eyes....