A funny one-shot (or at least, I think sooooo) I thought up when I was doing my homework. Really, really short. The shortest piece of writing I had done in my life, actually.

ENJOY!

Oniki-chan

Disclaimer: Don't sob own, Never hic will.

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Story by: Oniki

Ran snapped open her cell phone in fury as she dialed a well memorized phone number. She pressed each button somewhat loathingly. And when Mouri Ran does something loathingly, she does it with strength.

Another phone 5 meters away from her starts ringing, thankfully, she was oblivious to that obnoxious ringing since she was so damn angry. It wouldn't have mattered, anyways.

Conan-kun ducks instinctually when he heard the ringing. He sped away from the busy beach where he had just used Kogoru as an ultimate deducing device.

Yep, life was good for him.

Turning # 54 on his bow tie, he spoke apprehensively. "Moshi moshi. Kodou Shinichi here." No need for an introduction. He knew it was Ran, he expected the phone call after that disturbing murder.

"SHINICHI!"

His ears were still ringing with fear as he replied reluctantly.

"Yes...?"

A chorus of swearing had come after that about how stupid he was, and how cowardly he had been. And Conan only nodded. He heard Ran take a deep breath as he recounted his last moments on earth.

'Oh, please, Kami-sama, don't let it be too painful…'

"I'm so angry with you! You DIDN"T tell me ANYTHING! How, how could you! How could you be wherever you are -RIGHT NOW- and not tell me anything!!"

Conan gulped, it had just slipped out! It was necessary, for the murder… But, on the other hand, he would do it again… Is only he didn't die. Right now. But he flushed even though that was quite out of the situation.

"HOW COULD YOU LOOK THROUGH MY UNDERGARMENTS WITHOUT PERIMISSION!?"

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Heh… Was it really that pathetic? If it was, I'm sorry… I don't even have the heart to tell you to review… The crew only told me that much about what happened. Blame them. Don't ask me, I had no idea. Blame them for the extraordinary shortness, too. And, no (though I really want to.). I cannot tell you Shinichi's (or rather, Conan's) last words… dreadfully sorry, but it was in his will. And I respect him.

Just kidding! His last words were, "Ran, cough likes red lingerie. A… lot…."

Love you all,

Oniki-chan

(P.S. for those who are reading Miracle, I will try to update to the end of this month. School's got me occupied. And I'm not kidding.)