Hellooo again! Third story!
Okay, but in all seriousness, I'm only writing this story for fun and I am highly expecting it to flop big time. I mean, I have based it on a reality show (a shitty one full with drama and fights) so I might just not master the task from television to story. Though, I think it's fun with drama and that, so we'll see if I can maybe not screw it up entirely.
So, a couple of things. In this show there's loads and loads of contenders, so I have to get some from other shows. (If you have any ideas, bring em). I'll try as best to make them seem legit (in the setting, of course). Um, and yeah, on Paradise Hotel the week consist of four days. Monday: Check-in! Tuesday: Couple split. Wednesday: Date and Pandora's box. Thursday: Couple ceremony and check-out. You want some facts about the shitty reality show? Well, it's big in Scandinavia (and probably other countries) and I watch it to fill up on my drama barometer and to laugh at the stupid people. But I'll try to make the characters in this story a bit less brainless than the canon. Uh, and yeah, Paradise Hotel is situated on a hill in Mexico and it resembles what we in Norway call 'charter vacations' - which means: alcohol and embarrassment the day after. Search up the show on youtube if you want to get the memo, and also, the pic for this story is of the hotel.
But, well, you'll figure things out. It's a game, and the last to stand will win the prize...
I don't own skins, paradise hotel or any other show I might get characters from.
Week 1, Day 1
Cherie, the presenter, walks out beside a poolside on a beautiful hotel somewhere in Mexico. She's tanned and has long, wild hair accompanied with a beautiful pair of nut brown eyes.
"Welcome to Paradise Hotel, where lies and secrets will haunt the contenders and the nights will be filled with alcohol and lust. The most important thing in here is to have a partner you can trust, to reach the finals and win the prize of three hundred thousand pounds. Six girls and five boys will check in today, and by the end of the week one of the girls has to pack her suitcase and go home. There will be twists and turns that will surprise you, make you mad and make you ecstatic. And this year, this year we even have twins with us. Let's get to the introductions, shall we? Here's the girls!"
The camera shifts to the other side of the pool, and a petite girl with long brown hair with a purple tint to it is lounging in a sun chair with a drink in her hand. She takes off her sunglasses and smirks into the camera.
"I'm Katie, I like lush boys and umbrella drinks. I entered the hotel to hopefully ogle some man candy and to win the whole thing. If a bitch tries it on, I swear I'll send her right home crying to her daddy. I know all the boys will drool after this..." she gestures down her bikini clad body, "so I know I won't making my exit any soon."
Just before she replace her sunglasses, she offhandedly says "Oh, and I have a twin."
The camera shifts to a Motorway where a beast of a black motorcycle is racing towards it. The person on top of it has a helmet on, but her bright red hair is whirling in the wind behind her. The motorcycle comes to an halt and the driver sets one black booth down on the dirty highway. The small body is all clad in black, form fitting leather. She takes off her helmet to reveal a mischievous smile.
"I'm Emily, the other half. I like speed and excitement, and I entered the contest to have a good time and meet cool people. And of course, I entered to be the first lesbian to win Paradise Hotel."
Next, the camera moves to the beach, where there sits a dark haired girl in the sand looking out towards the ocean. When the camera twirl around her, she traps you with her powerful eyes.
"I'm Effy." she smirks, her eyes dark. "I'm here to play the game and get to the bottom of who everyone is. Observing human behaviour, it's a way to make time go. And alcohol is kinda part of the deal too."
The camera shifts back to the pool where a sexy, blonde girl emerges from the water, pushing her wet hair back. She swims to the side of the pool, where she has left a drink. She is laid-back and easygoing when she talks into the camera.
"I'm Naomi, and I don't give a flying fuck. I'm here for free booze, a nice view and preferably to meet someone who isn't boring me to death. I'm going to get to the finale, and then I'm going to drop the fucking crystal ball."
She toasts her drink and take a mighty gulp out of it, before the camera moves over to the side of the pool where a brunette is rolling from her front to her back, in only her panties, covering her tits with her hands.
"I'm Arcia. I have a thing for hot boys with tattoos, so hopefully the hotel will be filled with them. My goal in here is to have a good time, and find people I can be friends with for a long time. And as long as I'm in here, everyone will definitely have a good time."
The camera then moves to a garden where there is a gigantic bouncy castle.
"Whizzer!" you can hear from inside, before an ecstatic blonde girl comes out. "I'm Panda, and I'm useless. I want to make lots and lots of friends in here, and I've heard there will be boys! Mum says I can't surf and turf them, so I've decided to do exactly that!" she almost yells out with a grin.
The girls meet each other with the entrance of the hotel, where glasses of champagne awaits them. They shake each other others hands and check out the competitors and who might make a good friend in here. Arcia closes in on Effy right away while Katie looks on the other girls with nearly disappointment. She has no doubt in her mind that she will be the hottest on the hotel.
Emily also checks out the other girls, but for other reasons than the others. While she's in the process of looking a certain blonde up and down, the target for her lustful stare catches her eyes and scoffs and rolls her eyes at the perving. Emily just widens her smile at the reaction. She loves a challenge.
"Bloomin' heck, it's beautiful here!" Pandora exclaims!
"Yeah, let's toast to the time of our lives in paradise, girls!" Arcia says, holding up her glass. Everyone follows suits, clinking filling the air.
"And to hopefully a bunch of hot guys!" Katie chimes in.
In the lounge, Cherie is meeting the boys. They're all lined up, sitting on each their high chair.
"Hi guys. Are you ready for the experience of your life?" she greets them, and they murmur their assents while a few of them checks her out.
"So how about we invite the girls down, yeah?" Cherie asks before the girls come walking around the corner, lining up in front of the boys. This results in some cat calls and suggestive looks, coming from both parties. Especially when the boys see the twins.
"I think the girls would like to hear who you are and why you are here. Let's start with you." Cherie indicates to the boy closest to her, sporting an infectious grin.
"Sure, I'm Schmidt. I entered the contest to please some ladies of course, and to get some tanning going. All I have to say is LLS." Schmidt winks to the girls.
"LLS?" Cherie asks.
"Ladies Love Schmidt." he leans back, very happy with himself. This causes some amused laughs and even some scoffs from the girls.
"Right." Cherie answers, clearly trying to hold back laughter. "And Schmidt, which of our ladies do you find the most attractive?"
He crosses his arms and looks between them for a while, before erupting in a grin. "The twins, double loving ain't the worst that could happen." Katie smiles satisfied while Emily rolls her eyes and look away.
"So both of the twins?" Cherie raises her eyebrows.
"You got it, man." he nods.
"Okay, let's move on." her eyes fleets to the next boy.
"Uh, right." the tanned boy scratches his hair. "Well, I'm Freddie. And I... um, I'm here to relax with the ladies and the booze. A great vacation in my eyes."
"And who of the girls do you like the best?"
"Um, it gotta be the brunette one." he says, looking intently into her eyes. He don't notice that Schmidt is eyeing him suspiciously.
"That's Effy." Cherie says, and it makes Freddie nod, a faint blush on his cheeks. "And how about you Effy, what do you think of Freddie?"
The brunette's look don't give anything away, she's as aloof as ever. "He's sweet." she says disinterested and smirks a bit. And then they moves on to the next.
"I'm Cook." the next boys grins, eyeing all the girls from bottom to top. "I'm here to freaking parteeey. And maybe get me some sugar. How about it?" he wiggles his eyebrows. One could hear Naomi's scoff from miles away, which made Cook howl in laughter.
"And Cook," Cherie looks a little uncomfortable, "which of the girls do you..."
"Twins!" he calls at once. "Double pleasing, eh?" though he looks at the twins, humour in his eyes, he also finds the brunette that Freddie said extremely attractive. But some things a lad can keep to himself.
This makes Katie scoff out loud. As opposed to Schmidt, she don't find Cook so charming. "For who, us or you?"
"Both of course." Cook wiggles his eyebrows again as he grins. Emily evidently rolls her eyes, but isn't as appalled to his ways as her sister. Finds that she can't take it seriously with such a grin.
"And how about you?" Cherie moves on.
"Oh, I'm JJ, short for Jonah Jeremiah, but JJ is cool. I entered because my coworkers and boss told me to work on my social life, because I'm always around at work, so I decided that, since I have some vacation weeks to redeem, that I could enter this competition and maybe find a good friend and even a girl maybe if the prospect looks good, but I'm not saying that I'm going to try to make any of you my girlfriend, not that I wouldn't mind, but I-I-"
"Okay!" Cherie chimes in, to stop the poor lad. "And who do you find the most attractive, JJ?" she smiles kindly.
"Um, I'm... The one with the... red hair."
"Oh, that's Emily," Cherie looks to the redhead, who smiles, weirdly charmed of the compliment. She looks to sister, for gloating sakes. "and she is gay." she continues.
JJ's eyes opens wide, and he bows his head and begins to rant to himself. Cook howls out in laughter, before he claps JJ on his shoulders to calm him down.
"Top man!" Cook grins. No one notices Naomi turning to frown at Emily.
"And then it's you, the last of the boys." Cherie addresses the last guy.
"Hello, I'm Thomas, I'm so very pleased to meet you all." Thomas smiles genuinely. "I couldn't pick anyone of you, you're all beautiful."
"Okay, that was the boys. So girls, are you pleased?" The girls looks between each other, some with more enthusiastic looks than other.
"I think I'll live." Katie smirks eventually.
"Okay, so the boys have already flipped coins about the rooms. As you all know, there's five rooms and one solo room. There's Neptuno and Saturno with the pool. There's Jupiter and Mercurio with the porch and the great view. And finally there's Venus, with the bubble bath. Now, the boys will in turn pick a girl which will become their partner. Let's start at the top again, shall we? Schmidt, one of the twins tempting you?"
"Actually," Schmidt says, as he now had observed who gets the most coy looks from the boys. "I'll take the brunette one. Effy, right?"
Effy smirks at him, entirely getting where he is coming from, but walks to stand behind him either way.
It's Freddie's turn, and he looks over to his left with jealousy before looking back at the remaining girls. "Right, I'll take the twin who isn't a lesbian, then." Katie gives her sister a triumphant smile before she proudly goes to stand behind her partner.
Cook is next and looks with playfulness at the remaining girls. "I'll take blondie." he laughs when Naomi raises a sceptic eyebrow at him. She goes to stand behind him, and barely contains her smile. She don't find him so repulsive as he made himself to be.
It's JJ's turn and he looks frantically between the three girls left. "Emily." he mutters at last, and the amused twin goes to him.
Thomas is last and gets the shoddy choice of who gets sent to the solo room. "I, um..." he looks between the two girls. One is scantily clothed, looking a kind of slutty, and the other is dressed in wild colours, looking half crazy. Though, he is a boy, and he don't want to get some hippy or something as a room-mate, so he makes up his choice. "I'll take the brunette one."
Arcia goes over to him, a very pleased smile on her face, and it leaves Panda alone in front of all their pairs.
"That means that you have to move into solo." Cherie says to Panda, compassion in her voice.
"Oh bogger. But it's going to be ra-ra anyways, at this crazy sublime hotel!"
"I bet it is." Cherie smiles. "Use your time wisely to get to know each other, and tonight there will be a welcome party. Have fun!" she waves before she retreats and leave the contenders to it.
Emily places her picture next to JJ's on the night-stand, and admire it with a smile. He was alright enough for a partner, and she was fairly certain he wouldn't dare the wandering hands at night, so she could hardly mind his rants.
After Cherie had left them, all of them shook hands and formally introduced themselves to each other, before they got their suitcases and with the help of the boys moved into their room. Emily had gotten one of the rooms with the great view, Mercurio. There was a porch outside, joining them with the other room up here.
"Um, Emily which side of the bed would you prefer?" JJ asks nervously from beside her. She figures she has to build up his self esteem, because he takes too much into consideration.
"Take whatever side you'd like, JJ, I don't much care." Emily says with a smile before walking out on the balcony, where she sees Cook leaning against the fence, smoking.
"Hello there, neighbour." he howls out. And it makes Emily grin insanely, not because he was her neighbour, but that must mean...
"Fucking hell, Cook." Yep, it is Naomi walking out of their room, looking effortlessly beautiful in short shorts and a blue top. "Couldn't you at least have gotten us a room with better company." she looks pointedly at Emily.
"Well hello to you too, Naomi." Emily purrs. "Nice legs there. Going to the pool for some tanning later?" Emily flirts openly, making a grimace appear on the blonde's face. Cook laughs loudly.
"What are ya talking about, blondie. The company is tip top." he claps Emily on her back before he goes inside again, soon followed by Naomi which don't seem too interested in sticking around the redhead. All in good time, Emily thinks.
She looks down towards the bungalows with the pool, where her sister went towards.
"Hey, Freddie, could you help me out a bit?" Katie exposes her back to the boy.
"Yeah?" he comes up behind her.
"Would you unzip me?" she requests, knowing how little she has on under her dress. But it isn't a bad thing to keep him interested. He was after all, rather up Katie's alley.
"Sure." he says and unzips her, and when she turns around, he has already busied himself with fixing his hair in the mirror. She sighs a bit to herself as she finds the clothes to change into. Some men are clueless.
She isn't unhappy with the room, per se, it is Paradise Hotel after all, but she would appreciate not ending up in the slum with Schmidt as her nearest neighbour. Yes, he was fit and all, but he was entirely too cocky for her taste. They had gotten one of the bungalows by the pool, and there was an opening in the wall leading straight out into the water. And a bit past the bungalows were the solo room, where the crazy, weird Pandora was staying.
Suddenly the source of her grumpiness came bouncing into the room.
"Guys, how about that! Some fine next-doors we have, eh? Lush rooms, I'll tell. How about it Katie, sneak into mine and Effy's room tonight, eh?" Schmidt plays around, putting an angry frown of disgust upon Katie's face. A night with Schmidt? Maybe, but a night with Schmidt and Effy? Eh.
"Mate, lay off it, yeah?" Freddie answers, still a bit miffed that Schmidt just snapped Effy from him.
"Hey, heeey!" Schmidt holds up his hands as Effy effortlessly glides into the room. He lays a protecting arm around her shoulders, to Freddie's dismay. "I'm just offering my service. I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is like a unique experience. Effy here, will have the pleasure of knowing that. Just saying that Katie, you're welcome too." he winks at her. Katie scoffs and Effy looks as unaffected as ever.
Just when Freddie is about to snap back at him, another body bounces into the room.
"Bonkers!" Panda exclaims, earning a curious and amused look from Effy. "These rooms are totally amazing, I don't even mind staying alone. I mean, I get afraid of the dark so it would be great with a man there, but then I might just have to crash at one of yours, is that okay?"
"Sure thing, Pandapops." Effy smiles, and Schmidt looks at her surprised before he, too, chimes in.
"Yeah, sure, the more the merrier." he sends a panicked look to Freddie, searching boy solidarity.
"Whizzer! Anyways, I think people are gathering in the lounge, let's go and join them. Thomas was such a blinking dream, maybe I can convince him to crash at his tonight." she says with stars in her eyes.
Naomi sinks down with a sigh beside Effy in the sofa in the lounge.
"Smoke?" the brunette offers.
"Please." Naomi accepts and lights up her own.
They sit a while in silence, watching the others messing around in the pool. The boys are practically drooling over some of the girls tanning topless, and Naomi couldn't stand the mental show, hence why escaped inside to Effy.
"They're insane." she mutters.
"Nah, all good fun." Effy shrugs, catching a look from Freddie. Naomi sees it.
"What's going on there?" she asks.
"Nothing. He thinks he likes me."
"Shame for him that you have Schmidt then, eh?"
"Yeah." Effy says coolly, before migrating out into the sun, leaving Naomi alone and vulnerable with her smoke.
Of course Emily must stand up at that exact time and look towards her, her naked, perky breasts catching Naomi's attention before she scolds herself mentally and look away. When Emily joins her in the lounge, her bikini top is safely fastened.
"Hey there, babe." Emily bumps Naomi's shoulder when she sits and begins to shamelessly flirt with her, to the utter horror of Naomi who is anything but gay.
Katie sees her sister from where she is lunging by the pool and shakes her head. Her sister always finds the worst girls in her opinion, and Naomi seems like a bitch. She turns back to what is happening in front of her. Arcia is openly attentive before Thomas, and Pandora is fleeting around on an inflatable float, looking disappointed that the dark man of her dreams being chatted up by another. Effy joins Schmidt and Cook in a discussion over what kind of breasts they prefer, and JJ and Freddie is sitting a bit away chatting about one thing or another. She is lying topless in the midst of it, preventing tan lines on her smooth body, earning her a couple of blazing looks from the boys now and again. She loves it, really, the attention.
Suddenly a white clad waiter comes over to her, holding a tray with a letter on it, offering it to her.
"LETTER!" she yells out, and everyone comes to gather around her as she opens it and reads out loud. She doesn't even bother with covering herself up. It was good tits, and she wasn't modest with that.
"Welcome to Paradise. Tonight everything is set for a glorious welcome party. Enjoy the peace while you can, tomorrow is the couple-split." she lisps out. Cook obviously yells out loud about going mental to this, as the other cheer.
"You up for a willy waggle tonight, blondie?" Cook asks from the bathroom where he is covering himself in perfume.
"In your dreams, perve." Naomi says back from where she is braiding her hair to the side of her head. She amped for the innocent, white girl, braided hair, light make up, look tonight. It always seems to have a way with the opposite sex.
"Just checking." Cook laughs. "Hey, Naomi?" he says after a beat.
"Yeah?" she calls back.
"Just because I shag someone doesn't mean I want them as a partner, yeah? I like ya, man, you're rad." he confesses.
"Aw, you're a kitten underneath, aren't you?" Naomi teases back. "But seriously, what you do with your school boy dick is none of my concern as long as you don't send me home."
"That sounds like a deal, blondie." he guffaws.
"Whatever." she rolls her eyes.
"This room is wicked!" Arcia swirls around on the ground before she launches herself onto the bed.
"Yes, it is." Thomas answers from the bathroom where he's just done with a shower. Yes, they did have a bathtub in their room, but he figured that was more of an afterparty site.
"I can't believe I got the best room. And to top it off, it's pink! God I love pink." she glances at the walls as Thomas exits the bathroom in only a towel around his hips.
"What do you think, Thomas. We should make an alliance with someone, don't you think? I personally think we should come on the good side of Effy. She's so cool, and Schmidt isn't too bad either. What do you think? We should stand with them, send out the others. And then we should totally make that lesbian and that weird boy love us. I mean, they're obviously not strong in here, but it doesn't hurt to be in the safe yeah, and with that weird girl on solo..."
Thomas zones out as she keeps talking. She's been like this all day, relentlessly babbling about one thing or another. He thought it was cute at first, but the things she talked about... He would not be able to survive much longer with it, and he almost regretted his choice at picking her. And that's saying something, because Thomas was as accepting and pleasant as one could become.
"Let's just enjoy ourselves tonight, yeah?" he says exasperated back.
"Cheers to us!" everyone yells out as they clink their first drink, a sweet strawberry daquiri, together.
"Hey wait a bit!" Schmidt calls out when everyone is about to sip. "Can we just take a moment to celebrate me and all the satisfaction I will bring you girls?" he asks cockily, a grin upon his face.
Katie scoffs and drags Emily away with her, Naomi and Arcia just behind them. Effy and Pandora was the only one staying to cheer with him as the boys staggers towards the lounge and the giant couch there.
"Top, girls." he grins.
"Are you good at surf and turfing?" Panda asks.
"Huh?" Schmidt asks confused, nearly choking on his drink.
"Sex." Effy clarifies.
"Oh, yeah." he nods.
"Well, that's bananas! You have to tell me all about it, so I get super duper good at it!"
"Eh sure." Schmidt agrees uncertainly, looking to Effy for help. She just grins mischievously at him, before joining the gang in the lounge.
"Seriously Emily? HER?" Katie complains as soon as she's dragged her sister into her room. She's pushing her tits together in her black dress in her mirror as she scolds.
"Fuck off, Katie. Stop meddling in my sex life." Emily scoffs, draining her glass with alcohol.
"SEX? You can't seriously be thinking about having sex with her. 1. She's straight as a t, and 2. have you seen her clothes? Where does she live, 2004?"
"What, and Freddie who is lusting after Effy is any better?" Emily rolls her eyes. If she's being questioned, then Katie is also going through the gutter.
"He'll forget about her soon enough after a night with this." she shakes her booty.
"Whatever, concentrate about that rather than what I'm getting up to."
"I'm just saying Ems, you lezzas are so freaking delusional. Thinking you can swing anybody and everybody."
"I have a feeling with this one, Katie." Emily frowns. Yes, she was out and proud and had been for a while, but it didn't stop her sister from trying to make her date whomever she wanted her to.
"You say that about everyone." Katie scoffs. "And then you shag them and lose interest." she rolls her eyes.
"Well, they was boring. And I don't lose interest in everyone."
"Oh yeah? Sarah, Evelyn, Lily, Jennifer..."
"Fine! I get your point! What does that have to do with anything?"
"Just don't shag her and leave and get her to throw you out of the hotel in revenge." Katie clarifies.
"Sure, whatever you say, now I'm tired of hanging with your sorry arse, I'm going back to the party." Emily says, stomping out of the bungalow.
"Afterpartyyy!" Arcia yells sometime after the bar closed in result of JJ drinking too much and nearly throwing up. They had been sitting in the lounge, drinking and laughing and having different drinking games, getting to know each other better. Now though, everyone was well past pleasantly pissed, and the next faze of the night was in soon development.
"Hell yeeeeahhh!" Cook stands up and howls. He's been in near proximity to Arcia all night, after Thomas had tried to keep his distance, instead chatting with a very happy Pandora.
Everyone agrees and when Arcia suggests the bathtub, the agreement yells are even louder.
Most of those still awake stumbled back to Thomas and Arcia's room, where the infamous and big bathtub is situated. Emily is the first to shed her clothes and jump in in her underwear, Thomas fast on her tail. Just before Cook is about to jump in, Arcia grabs his hand and holds him back, whispering something in his ear. His whole demeanour changes, and quickly they disappear out of the room.
When everyone is in the bathtub, except Schmidt who is sitting outside of it, frowning at the ones inside it, Emily pipes up. "How about it, Schmidt? The water is warm."
"No thanks." he grumbles.
"Aaaww, I thought you were all about fun?" Freddie gloats, nursing his last pint.
"Not when it comes to bathtubs. Bathtubs are Medieval filth cauldrons." he frowns even deeper.
"You're a OCD case, aren't you?" Naomi laughs, but shutting up when Emily punches her shoulder and gives her a look.
"Fuck off, I'm just all about cleanliness, me." Schmidt looks away, content with waiting this one out.
"Hey." Freddie ambushes Effy when she comes out of Thomas and Arcia's room after the joint bath. She turns to him with a raised eyebrow, not showing any kind of emotion.
"We should get together, yeah?" he tries to smile seductively.
"Why?" she simply asks.
"We'd be good together."
"I'd only break your heart." she scoffs and turns to leave.
"What makes you think this has anything to do with hearts? It's about feeling good." he frowns.
"Think again." she says before she walks away, joining Schmidt as they retreat to their room.
"You totally shagged Arcia, didn't you?" Naomi asks when she and Cook has collapsed onto their bed.
"Yeah." he giggles, actually giggles, setting Naomi off too.
"How was it?"
"Terrible, mate. I mean, I came, but no rerun." he says.
"Fuck, mate." Naomi suddenly shoots out of the bed. "Did you fuck on the bed?" she suddenly thinks.
"Relax man, did it in the shower, had to hide a bit from the cameras didn't we?"
"Thank god." she mutters as she lays back down, clutching the sheets to her chest.
"How about you mate, shag anyone?"
"Hell no."
"No? How about Red?"
"You mean Emily?" she sits up a bit and squints over at him.
"Yeah, she seems keen." he says, half asleep.
"You're forgetting one thing, I'm not gay."
"Oh." his eyebrows twitch.
"What?" Naomi asks, moodily.
"What?" he asks back, not following.
"Why would you think I shagged her?"
"Nothing. She's obviously hot for you, and she's hot and you're hot and well... can't blame a man for thinking you got hot together, yeah?"
"Oh, so it's all a fantasy for you, is it?" she bites back.
"Nah, no shame in being a muff muncher. You could be my wing man." he grins, and it's so clear that he's off his face drunk.
"I'm not a muff muncher." Naomi grumbles grumpily as she situates herself in her bed again.
I went a bit mad with the word count here. Can't promise that future days will be as long, but this was after all the introductions and everything. What do you think? Yay, nay, a total disaster? I don't have a clear plan for this one, so all input and suggestions is accepted with gratefulness.
... So, have you seen New Girl?