Destroyed In Seconds

Chapter 1

Way To Fucking Go

KYLE POV

"Sorry I'm late dude. Wendy got in a fight with Bebe and for some reason even though she's my ex it's still my responsibility help her. God, she wouldn't stop crying!" Stan says, rolling his eyes.

"That's a little insincere. But I do think that she shouldn't keep bugging you when SHE broke up with YOU." I say.

"Dude, don't remind him. We don't want him to start crying again."

"SHUT UP FATASS!" I sigh and role my eyes. Cartman shouldn't say stuff like that, but Stan's just fueling his fire by reacting like that. I've learned to ignore him. I just wish he'd stop following us.

"Whatever, I have to go."

"Bye Fatass." Stan and I say simultaneously.

After he walks away, I turn to Stan. "Why can't he leave us alone and just bug Butters. Butters actually likes him."

"Because Cartman hates Butters."

"He hates us too."

"Good point. Anyways, it's Friday and I'm bored. What do you wanna do? Can you stay over tonight?"

"I'll call my mom and ask. She'll probably say yes today cuz she knows I have no homework."

STAN POV

He walks away and calls his mom.

I sigh. I told him Wendy broke up with me because she was in love with someone else. But really I broke up with her because I'm in love with someone else. Him, to be specific. I don't understand why I've always loved him so much. I've never even found any other guys attractive. I sigh again. "I love him so much."

I didn't mean to say that aloud… And I didn't know Kyle was standing next to me when I said it.

"Him? Dude, your gay?"

And now he's going to hate me.

"Um. Not really. I wouldn't say gay… It's only one guy that I've ever even considered attractive."

"Why didn't you tell me? My mom said I can stay over tonight. So that means you can tell me all about it tonight. And I'll tell you a secret in return."

"You're making us sound like we're girls having a party. But let's go to my house."

-AT STAN'S HOUSE-

When we get to my house, Kyle runs up the stairs and into my bedroom. He turns to me. "So, who is it that you love?"

"Um…" I search my brain for someone to say and I want to slap my self with the name that comes out of my mouth. "Craig."

WHY CRAIG? HE'S GOING TO THINK I'M INSANE!

"That's weird… It's too bad though. I think he's in love with Tweek. How long have you loved him?"

"Since preschool."

"You knew Craig in preschool?"

Crap. "I… um… saw him outside once and it was like love at first sight." Wow Stan. Great cover. Now you sound even more like an idiot.

Way to fucking go Stan.

I should probably change the topic…

"So what's your return secret?"

KYLE POV

"Um… well I'm gay too. Like, legitimately gay. Not a one guy thing like you. But there is only one guy I've ever loved."

"Who?"

Why did he have to ask that? I sigh. I need to come up with someone else to say.

"Um… Kenny…"

Really Kyle? WHY THE HECK DID I SAY KENNY!

"Woah, dude! Seriously?"

"Um, yeah. I've loved him since preschool too."

Now Stan, the one who I really love, thinks I'm in love with Kenny, who is the only person who I've told that I am in love with Stan to.

Way to fucking go Kyle.