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'Majikaru Rin' sleeping soundly in her bed until…
'Strarf' hiya, didja miss me?
'Majikaru Rin' no
'Strarf' you're mean
'Majikaru Rin' 'rolls eyes'
'Strarf' so about the continuation to Unlimited Maid Works?
'Majikaru Rin' first off it was called 'This winter maid fever is a fashion hit', and secondly I have another fic to write.
'Strarf' oh come on, it'll be similar to the first only Magical girls.
'Majikaru Rin' 'covers head with pillow' shut up!
'Strarf' it'd be cool and everyone that loved the last one will love this one too.
'Majikaru Rin' shut up and let me sleep damn it!
'Strarf' how about Unlimited Rin Works?
'Majikaru Rin' if I say yes will you shut up?
'Strarf' yep
'Majikaru Rin' fine… and hey don't turn on my laptop! I told you not to look on any more!
A/N well Strarf invaded my brain again so here we go.
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UNLIMITED MAGICAL GIRL WORKS
Wait just one darn minute…
UNLIMITED RIN WORKS
That's better…
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I am the cross of my shirt,
Black ribbons are my body and thigh highs are my blood,
I have seen over a thousand mini skirts,
Unknown to Saber,
Nor known to Sakura,
Have withstood pain to peep at the perfect panties,
So as I pray,
Unlimited Rin Works!
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(and on with the show)
The beginning of a new trend
Tohsaka household
Another typical morning arose in Rin's home. She got up, got dressed, brushed her hair and teeth and went down stairs to have her morning tea drinking session with Archer, where they would talk about random topics. Rin toddled down stairs still half asleep, she entered the living room and sat in her usual seat. The tea was already set out indicating Archer was already up Rin took her took cup and sipped it, she winced and put the cup back down.
"I forgot to mention it'll be hot still." said Archer entering the room.
"Well you could have told me before I nearly burnt all my taste buds off." Rin retorted.
Rin looked at her Servant, he seemed rather distant.
"This is the part where you say something sarcastic." said Rin.
"Hmm, oh right, lost in thought is all Rin." said Archer taking a leisurely sip of his tea.
"Thinking about what?" asked Rin, although I don't think I really want to know.
"I was thinking about what I said back in 'This winter maid fever is a fashion hit' it appears I was incorrect about something." he said.
"Oh really and what's that?" she asked eying him cautiously.
"I stated that Magical Girls help strengthen the bond between Master and Servant, well I was incorrect the thing that will strengthen the bond is you, Tohsaka Rin." said Archer.
Rins eyes widened with shock as she said, "what kind of crazy talk are you spewing, did Saber give you drugs again?"
"…When did Saber give me drugs?"
"Oops, did I say that out aloud?" asked Rin.
"Yeah kind of." he said.
"Oohh, awkward…" said Rin purposely dragging out the word.
(A/N if you have finished 'This winter maid fever is a fashion hit',you'll know Rin says throughout the story that she thinks Archer's on drugs.)
"But any way, you are the key to the ultimate power up Rin," continued Archer, "more powerful than the maid power up even more powerful than Illya and Berserker's power up."
"So that's why you've been so energetic at night lately." said Rin.
"Mmm, that's correct." he said.
"Say does any one else know of this technique?" asked Rin.
Archer casually leaned back on the lounge he was sitting on and shrugged.
"As far as I know, I don't think so." he said.
"Good this time, we'll be able to beat up Berserker and win!" Rin proclaimed standing up tall with her fist in the air.
"Hold on a minute, I don't intend to fight Berserker unless absolutely necessary." said Archer.
"And what is absolutely necessary?" asked Rin.
"Berserker and Illya confront us and or when you tell me to fight." he said.
"Right, very well then, so I take it your mana levels are in good condition." said Rin.
"Well yes," said Archer, "but I'm sure it couldn't't hurt to give me a little more."
Rin smirked at her Servant and slowly walked over to him taking a seat on his lap.
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Emiya household
"Shirou." said Saber from where she was sitting in the living room.
"Yes, what's up Saber?" asked Shirou.
"I just had a thought," she began, "do you think there are any more new power ups?"
"Well I wouldn't't know, but that is a good idea, we should ask Tohsaka." said Shirou.
"I was just thinking that but first there is one thing we need to do." said Saber.
"What's that?" asked Shirou.
"Another bowl of rice please." said Saber handing Shirou the empty bowl.
"Here you go," said Shirou giving Saber a large bowl full.
"Thank you." said Saber.
"Now to call Tohsaka," said Shirou, "she probably get's sick of me calling her all the time."
"Most likely, so next time you see her I'd make sure you are armed." said Saber flatly.
"…" went Shirou, great Tohsaka intends to kill me, oh crap I'm calling her now, I'm dead.
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Tohsaka household
Rin's bedroom
Rin lay flat on her back gasping for air as she said, "A-Archer, you need…to warn me when you do that…"
Archer lead over Rin and kissed forehead, "sorry, I'll remember that for next time."
"I like it when you say next time." said Rin.
She was about to pull Archer to her and kiss him however the phone she had beside her bed began to make its annoying demand. She reached over and picked it up.
"Hello Tohsaka Rin speaking." she said.
"Hi Tohsaka it's me." came Shirou's voice from the phone.
"What do you want now Emiya-kun?" asked Rin, she giggled at the end of the sentence as Archer kissed her neck.
"Hey Tohsaka, what are doing?"
"Nothing," she said throwing her pillow at Archer, "what do you need to know now?"
"Are there any new power ups?" he asked.
"You mean like the maid one?" asked Rin.
"…Ahh yeah…?" he said, Shirou had trouble understanding the maid power up, so if there was something new he would have to get her to come over and explain clearly.
"Sure is, me." she said.
"Say wha?"
"Me, Tohsaka Rin, dress Saber up like me and she'll be even stronger than she was with the maid thing," said Rin making sure Archer didn't start distracting her again, "you do understand right?"
"…Of course I do…" he said dumbly, "I have no idea what you're talking about…"
Rin sighed.
"Saber. she. wear. my. clothes." said Rin.
"No seriously could you dumb it down for me."
"I'll kill you…" Rin said through gritted teeth.
"Yay…wait that's not good…"
Rin slammed the phone back on the receiver and turned to her Servant.
"Archer, I'm going to go kill Shirou, wanna help?" she asked cheerfully.
"Sure, let me just get Kanshoo and Bakuya sharpened and we'll be good to go." he said tracing the Chinese duo swords.
"Wow, the Rin power up works good doesn't't it?" said Rin.
"Yep, but I believe only you can pull off the method." said Archer.
"Kissing up to me won't get you any extra action." said Rin as the two headed out the door.
"Well damn." said Archer.
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A/N well I hope you liked this chapter, don't worry it get's funnier. So Rin and Archer are off to kill Shirou (well not really) let's see if Saber can pull off the 'Rin power up'.
Also the words for Unlimited Rin Works took me a while to think of, I think it sounded pretty good. Please read and review.