I don't own Pokemon, Nintendo and 4 kids entertainment does.
~You enter the streets and you see kids moving around, acting like Pokemon. Then the Camera focuses on a young haggard man in his early 20's.~
Bob: Hi, my name is Bob Smith. Does your child act like this?
~camera focuses on a young boy, saying one of the little critter's name and its attacks to his parents. The parents are screaming in horror The man and the woman hurtles themselves off a cliff.~
Bob: Has your child become unbelievably bratty about buying expensive Pokemon Products?
~camera focuses on a young girl, having a fit because she wants that $5,000,000 plush toy. But her parents cant afford it.
Father: But, Princess, that is for your education!
Mother: And half of it goes to your sister.
Young girl, acting like she's hell bent on P.M.S: I DONT CARE! I WANT IT!!!!!~
Bob: Has your child become a criminal for wanting such merchandise?
~Camera focuses on another young boy who stole Pokemon Cards from the store.
He's arrested and sent to Juvie Hall.~
Bob: Your child may have Pokemon-itis. We urge you for your child's sake, to cure this problem. We offer 24 hour, 7 day a week support for those who suffer from this lethal disease. To protect your children, you must:
1.) Get a shotgun and blow away ANYTHING which remotely resembles a Pokemon.
2.) Get your faith healer into your house at once if you find any. It's been contaminated by evil forces.
3.) Brainwash the kid-teach him extreme prejudice against anything Pokemon
4.) Remind your child it is not pronounced Pokemon, but PUKEmon.
5.) And finally, if all else fails, send the kid to a nut house. He's gone. Nothing's gonna bring him back. You probably pissed the gods off REAL badly.
Bob: Don't delay. Every second more children are catching this disease. It's up to us to stop this virus before it infects all children world wide.
The End.
(see, told you it didn't make much sense)
~You enter the streets and you see kids moving around, acting like Pokemon. Then the Camera focuses on a young haggard man in his early 20's.~
Bob: Hi, my name is Bob Smith. Does your child act like this?
~camera focuses on a young boy, saying one of the little critter's name and its attacks to his parents. The parents are screaming in horror The man and the woman hurtles themselves off a cliff.~
Bob: Has your child become unbelievably bratty about buying expensive Pokemon Products?
~camera focuses on a young girl, having a fit because she wants that $5,000,000 plush toy. But her parents cant afford it.
Father: But, Princess, that is for your education!
Mother: And half of it goes to your sister.
Young girl, acting like she's hell bent on P.M.S: I DONT CARE! I WANT IT!!!!!~
Bob: Has your child become a criminal for wanting such merchandise?
~Camera focuses on another young boy who stole Pokemon Cards from the store.
He's arrested and sent to Juvie Hall.~
Bob: Your child may have Pokemon-itis. We urge you for your child's sake, to cure this problem. We offer 24 hour, 7 day a week support for those who suffer from this lethal disease. To protect your children, you must:
1.) Get a shotgun and blow away ANYTHING which remotely resembles a Pokemon.
2.) Get your faith healer into your house at once if you find any. It's been contaminated by evil forces.
3.) Brainwash the kid-teach him extreme prejudice against anything Pokemon
4.) Remind your child it is not pronounced Pokemon, but PUKEmon.
5.) And finally, if all else fails, send the kid to a nut house. He's gone. Nothing's gonna bring him back. You probably pissed the gods off REAL badly.
Bob: Don't delay. Every second more children are catching this disease. It's up to us to stop this virus before it infects all children world wide.
The End.
(see, told you it didn't make much sense)