If you haven't played AOE2 you might not fully understand this fic.
(Why have I returned and fixed all the spelling…? And so many years after too… Just because!)
A/N: BTW, you are absolutely correct. Script fics aren't very fun… But script sometimes makes more sense. To me anyway:P
A quick fic I wrote to see what would happen PLEASE R/R!
Age of empires2 and Pokemon
A group of Paladins are riding threw the woods when a flash of light completely illuminates the earth
Paladin1: What was that?
Paladin3: Probably just some catastrophic event
Paladin1: Oh, is that all
Paladin2: Most likely
Paladins ride a little longer before a small group of Ratattas appear in the road
Light Cav: OH FOOD!
Ratattas; EEEEEEEE!
Light Cav chases them
Paladin 4: Sigh He shall never live up to my expectations
They go a little further and a flock of Pidgeys begin flying over head
Paladin 1: SHOOT THEM!
Paladins shoot Pidgeys
further down the road...
Ratacates appear
Paladin2: What giant rats now!
Paladins kill some of the Ratacates and then the rest run
Suddenly Pikachu appears
Pikachu: Pika! Pika!
Plaidin4: IT'S A DERANGED MOUSE!
Paladin2: We must put it out of its misery
Pikachu runs behind a bush, then runs back out with a disgusted look on his face
Paladin3 looks behind bush
Ash and Misty are making out when they see the paladin
Paladin3: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Misty: AAAHHHHHHHHH!
Ash: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Pikachu: PIIIIIIKKKKKKKAAAAAA!
Paladin2: KILL THE MOUSE!
Ash: Don't touch him!
Paladin 3 kills Ash
Misty: YOU BASTARD YOU KILLED MY BOY FRIEND!
Misty: Go Starmie
Physduck comes out
Psyduck: Psy!
Misty falls over anime style
Paladin 3 kills Psyduck
Misty: Well at least some good came from him coming out
Suddenly a mew came out and sat in the middle of the road
All paladins: ITS A DEMON FORM HELL!
Mew: mew? mew?
All Paladins: KILL THE SPAWN OF THE DEVIL!
Misty: Sigh
Mew runs while Paladins 3 and 4 chase it
Paladin 1: Lets get out of here
Paladin 2: Good idea
Back at the castle
Paladin 2: WAITER THERES A BUG IN MY STEW!
Servant digs Caterpie out of stew
Paladin: Oh it's Caterpie, CATERPIE GET OUT OF MY STEW!
Paladin 3 and 4 come in
King Arthur: Ah, you have returned, what news bring you
Paladin 1: My Lord King, I request that we forsake the Holy Grail, and go on the greater quest of eliminating the evil demon from hell
King Arthur: You mean that weird pink thing
Paladin 1: Yes
King Arthur: Well why not
Later that day King Arthur and Paladins 1 2 3 and 4 went on the Quest to
kill the demon.
But Misty wasn't finished with revenge
ON the Road to Scotland...
Paladin 2: I'm getting weary...
Paladin 1: So be I
King Arthur: What, you wish to forsake this quest so early?
Paladin 3: I say we continue
King Arthur: Then let's keep going
Misty: HAY YOU BASTARD, I'll TEACH YOU TO KILL MY BOY FRIEND!
"GO STARMIE"
Misty: USE SLASH!
Starmie kills Paladin 3
Misty then ran into the forest and was never seen by them again
Two years later...
King Arthur and Paladins 1 and 4 made it to Scotland and then brought Mew back to London where then Mew was banished to roam the clouds over the sea for all eternity
Misty wandered threw the forest and eventually came to Mordred's castle, where she lived for around two years before she finally called him an asshole. She now lives somewhere in the Highlands suffering from HIV
Pikachu ran away and boarded a ship to France, he made it to Paris
where he started his acting and painting career
He helped found the Louve and helped design Notre Dame.
He also was responsible for the French's modern life style in the night
clubs section.
He also claims that he was actually the one who inspired Leonardo
to paint the Mona Lisa
The Light Cav man eventually became a knight, to the joy of Paladin 4,
and lived the rest of his days fighting for King Arthur
Mew spent the rest of its physical... on the other hand I don't think Mews have a normal life span...so...Mew spent the rest of eternity, as we know it so far, hoping from cloud to cloud over the sea.
Starmie and Staryu had a relationship that worked out pretty well and within a year they had reproduced five kids
For some weird reason Psyduck didn't die because it had used reflect just in time to save itself. He eventually wandered south and came upon a Psyduck colony where he met his mating partner, they now are married and live in Argentina
IN the end everyone was happy, except for Caterpie, who is in jail
Well hope you liked it… I know it's a little stupid, but hey, I try to follow my writing policy. PLEASE R/R!(If I spelled something wrong, I'll fix it latter, so don't flame me for that please)