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Lacy here. Well, the title kinda spells this out for you. This is a humor filled look at what we learned during the run of Stargate SG-1. There may be a few things from Atlantis and possibly Universe too but mostly it's what SG-1 taught us...and a few things they failed to teach us. Have fun!
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
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Things Stargate SG-1 Taught Us
- How to be insubordinate without getting court-marshaled
* Jack. 'Nough said.
- How to up our sarcasm to the level it is today
* Once more, Jack. John as well.
- Just how hot the Air Force dress uniform can look
* This list is WAY too long.
- Retired doesn't mean what it used to
* Hammond, when the bastard bad guys tried blackmailing him.
* Jack.
- Yes all politicians are assholes with hidden agendas
* Kinsey. Again, 'nough said.
- Most things can be fixed with duck tape
* Thank you Siler.
- Walter and Radar may just be related
* Season eight, all I'm saying.
- Bra'tac, like SG-1, cannot be killed. Or at least, won't stay dead
* Again, the list is kinda long.
- Ascended beings do have a sense of humor
* Come on, sending Daniel back, naked, in Jack's office was just awesome.
- Jacob does actually like Jack
* He wanted Pete to marry Sam before calling him 'Dad' while Jack had been doing it since basically the moment they met. If that doesn't scream something, I don't know what does.
- No matter the time line, Sam and Jack will always be together
* If I have to explain that one, I give up.
- Annoying weasels who can be helpful come in all different colors, shapes and suit sizes
* Woolsey.
- Jack doesn't lock his front door
* Kinsey
* Joe
* Daniel and Teal'c, breaking up a Sam/Jack moment
- Daniel can't hold his beer
* Lost City
- Teal'c looks weird with hair
* New Order
- Jack doesn't get memos. Ever.
* Again, too many examples.
- Raid is not useful against all types of bugs
* Replicators
- Even President Hayes can make mistakes
* Look at who he picked as a running mate and then let into the White House.
- While we like McKay in the Milky Way, we prefer him in Pegasus
* Sorry John.
- How to control McKay
* Lemons
- Not to tease Janet
* She controls the big needles and where they go.
- Do not, under any circumstances, let anyone with Dr. at the beginning of their name think they have control. They won't want to give it back.
* McKay
* Rush
Things Stargate SG-1 Tried To Teach Us
- Astrophysics
* No further explanation needed.
- How to kill a Goa'uld so s/he stays dead the first time
* Apophis
* Anubis
* Ba'al, though he did clone himself
* Hathor
- How to keep annoying people off base
* Kinsey
* Woolsey
* Emmett Bregmen
* In Jack's opinion, the Russians
- How to keep a salvage mother ship
* Let's count how many they crashed or blew up. Or both.
- How to get along with your fellow man/Tokra/Jaffa without blood shed
* Season six, Allegiance.
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Okay, there will be more to this as it comes to me. Given there was a total of 14 years of Stargate, this could get really long. If you have any ideas, shoot them to me in a review or PM. Let me know what you think, flame policy stands and thanks for reading!
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