Just a random thing I wrote. It's just another Facebook fic, but for some reason, they're always the funniest. :)
My Dad Got a Facebook
Kurt Hummel: My dad got a Facebook.
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Finn Hudson: … I'm just glad my mom didn't get one.
Kurt Hummel: You are one lucky guy.
Kurt Hummel: Dad, I love you, but you're seriously ruining my life. :/
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Burt Hummel: Wait, how do I use this thing again?
Burt Hummel: Ohhhh! I just posted something. But I'm not sure how I did that… Let's see if I can do it again.
Burt Hummel: Aha! I can! Now Kurt, I really think that posts like this are inappropriate and should not be put out in front of all the people you are friends with on Facebook. This is a family matter, and if I see one more thing about our business on Facebook you will be grounded. You hear that young man?
Kurt Hummel: *face palm*
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Blaine Anderson: Just got to see my wonderful boyfriend, Kurt Hummel, and found out that he has some special talents. ;)
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Burt Hummel: Excuse me? Blaine, I think we need to have another chat…
Blaine Anderson: Oh no, sir! It's not what it sounds like! I promise you, sir, I just found out that Kurt is a really good baker! He made me cookies! I am not a pervert, I promise you!
Wesley Smith Smooooooooooooooth, Blaine. Way to be super dapper. ;)
David Jones: Oh, so that's what you call it these days… "Cooking."
Kurt Hummel: I think I'm going to die.
Mercedes Jones: Get some, white boy!
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Burt Hummel: Get some what?
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Kurt Hummel: Is dead.
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Blaine Anderson: :(
Jackie Chanman: I'm Wesley, and I think I'm so cool because I'm Asian! I'm superior to all of you. :P I'm also Jackie Chan, 'cuz he's Asian, too.
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Kurt Hummel: I'm sure Wes is really going to appreciate this when he logs on the next time, David.
Blaine Anderson: Yeah, dude, he's totally going to hit you with his gavel.
Burt Hummel: Is that supposed to be a sexual innuendo?
Kurt Hummel: Dad, omigod, why are you even here! How did you become friends with Wes! Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Burt Hummel: He requested me.
Kurt Hummel: David, feel free to mess with his account some more.
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Jackie Chanman: Will do. :D
NeedsAnAfroman: Hi, I'm David, and even though I'm black, I'm extraordinarily racist.
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Blaine Anderson: You know, I really love you guys some times!
Kurt Hummel: Most of the time you guys just give me a headache, but this is quite amusing.
NeedsAnAfroman: David really does need an afro, though, don't you think?
Kurt Hummel: Absolutely not. We do not need more afros in the world. Blaine already has one, we don't need another.
Blaine Anderson: He can take mine!
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Burt Hummel: Kurt, your friends are really bad examples for you. I can't believe I didn't get one of these sooner! Clearly this…. thing corrupts you!
Kurt Hummel: DAD! Jeez! Go away. Why are you even friends with David?
Burt Hummel: He requested me, too.
Finn Hudson: Yeah, these guys are really nice!
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Kurt Hummel: Not you too!
Kurt Hummel: I hate my friends.
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Mercedes Jones: My boy, Kurt Hummel, is back at McKinley!
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Finn Hudson: Welcome back, bro!
Puck Puckerman: Yeah, dude.
Rachel Berry: Yes, welcome back, Kurt. Although you do present competition for solos, I am very glad that you are back here where you belong. We all love you here, despite you insulting my sweaters all the time.
Kurt Hummel: Oh, well, thanks Rachel. That was kind…
Quinn Fabray: Yeah, it's pretty out of the ordinary for her.
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Kurt Hummel: Be nice, Quinn.
Rachel Berry: Quinn can't be nice. She's jealous of my superior talent and the fact that Finn will. Be. Mine.
Finn Hudson: …
Kurt Hummel: Maybe I won't come back after all…
Mercedes Jones: :( I would kill you.
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Kurt Hummel: KIDDING.
Burt Hummel: I still don't approve of you going back there.
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Kurt Hummel: Dad, did you seriously just like your own comment?
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Kurt Hummel: Don't ever let your parents get a Facebook.
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Carol Hudson: Just got a Facebook!
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