"Link, wake up" splash!
"The bucket of water every time with you! Why! Dad, if you see Zelda come in, make sure she doesn't have a bucket of water behind her back"Link gave an exasperated sigh. Zelda jumped in a puddle and threw Link something.
"What's this?" He asked
"Well open it and you'll find out" Zelda told. Link opened the green envelope, and saw a party invite.
"You want me to go to a party, at a castle with fancy shoes and hat's, cause I'm wearing this hat" He said, pointing to his floppy oversized nightcap.
"Don't worry, it's casual" Zelda stated
"Uggghh" Link sighed "I'm only going because you're my girlfriend, and I like pie"
"Thank you sweetie pie" Zelda said, giving link a peck on the cheek
"Never call me sweetie pie, ever. Oh don't blame me if there a huge cloud of twilight, or gannondorf shows or even freekin demons"
Later that night, Link showed up, with a plan that would rock socks off people. When he got in he realized there were drunk people everywhere. He noted what chairs and tables were covered in beer, and went to find Zelda
"Beer?" he asked Zelda
"for my dad's… friends, if you need me, I'll be drunk"
"Hell no, I'm not gonna be the only sober guy hear" he said grabbing Zelda's arm
"Fine, let's find pie" she headed to the pie table and picked up a pie among the thousands, she chose pumpkin, Link's favorite. When Link got there, she turned around and chucked it at his face.
"Ok, I know we'll start a bar fight, but what the heck," and thus a huge pie war ensued. There were no specific teams, some sober guys formed a pie-strike force. And it was pandemonium, crazieness.
Once the pie war ended Link pulled out an electric guitar
"Silly Link, silly silly silly " an obviously drunk Zelda started "electric guitars haven't been invented yet, neither has green day, see I love you sooo much I know you were gonna play holiday." somewhere in the background, there was a shattering noise and his guitar poofed away.
"what was that?" Zelda asked about the shattering sound "was that a window?" she asked.
"No" Link sighed "only my fourth wall" he looked at a beer bottle and figured what the heck.
By midnight the party looked as if it wouldn't be stopping any time soon, and a Drunk link and Zelda were making out contently in the corner with no reason to stop.