Alone Together
Italy was afraid. He yelped as he was pulled into a bush. "SHUT UP AND SIT UP" yelled Germany and peered out of the bush suspiciously. "We're alone" Italy said, surprised by the strange glowing rocking chair that had appeared behind Germany. Dumbledore screamed from above hanging upside down from a branch like Romano. Everybody was having a fun time. "I'm so thirsty, give me a bagel made of pasta" screamed Italy and threw a slice of bagel at Gandalf. "You shall not pass out" said Gandalf, drifting into unconsciousness. Everything was bammin slammin groovylicious. Ash Ketchup stared at the stars unaware of the monster right below him. "there's a monster below me?" Ash said, frightened by the narration. Italy descended to the depths of hell crying pasta and playing a guitar of pure melancholyness that slowly wept. Germany was seen falling right below him. Germany seemed annoyed. Sherlock deduced that it was 2'o clock in the morning.
Kirito dashed through the forest and swung his sword randomly. "I'm an angel with a shotgun!" he screamed as Asuna watched him, concerned. Rin Okumara leaped in front of Kirito and yelled "Let's fight! I brandish a double edged sword!" and unsheathed his mega kewl demon sword. It was epic but not that epic because Rin unleashed his flames and Kirito ran away. Everybody cried. Suddenly the Doctor, Sam, and Sherlock all appeared in front of the bush glowing an eerie light. They were slowly lifted into the air and then, a blinding light appeared, then disappeared as suddenly as it appeared. Everyone saw and was amazed at the sight of SUPERWHOLOCK. Mega Man screamed, Pac Man fainted, everything was not amazeballs. The word yo-yo. This is not canon. Ganondorf kidnapped Zelda and world was alright again. Black Star brought the beat back. Sealand was Sealand. "Take this!" screamed Pikachu as he dived into a pool of nails. "THAT LOOKS LIKE IT HURT" whispered Goku staring at a tree, "QUIET THIS IS THE BEST PART"
Italy and Germany stayed in the bush. They were so happy. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. NO. The narrator was annoyed. Someone was saying yes. Oh no. Ash Ketchup was devoured. Oh no. The End.
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