A/N: While Lexi comes up with the title, I guess I'll be writing the first chapter to this masterpiece. Be sure to review!

Shawn slapped all four of his pockets then cursed, where the fuck were his keys?

"Calm down Shawn, they'll be around here somewhere." Jeff told him. Shawn turned around and gave Jeff an evil glare.

"Shut it Jeffery." He turned back around and Jeff made a face at him. Shawn sighed. "Fuck it, I'll use the key under the mat." He bent down and lifted up the welcome mat and grabbed the keys.

"There has been a fucking key under the mat this whole time?" Jeff asked.

Shawn nodded. "Yeah."

Jeff groaned, "Shawn you're fucking retarded." Shawn ignored him then unlocked the door and the two men walked into the home of Shawn and Julia. They walked straight into the kitchen and dropped all of the groceries and shopping stuff Julia and Lexi requested that they did, and being the wonderful men they are, with a little begging they did.

The two men starred at each other and gave each other a weird look. "Do you hear that?" The said simultaneously. It was… music, blaring from upstairs. They waited a moment then both ran upstairs to hear what the ruckus was. They stopped right in front of the master bed room. The Extreme Enigma and The Heart Break Kid gave each other a weird look; it was a mix between Shawn's theme song and Jeff's… Shawn grabbed the door knob and they made their way inside. When they walked in, they found Julia dancing like Shawn and Lexi dancing like Jeff.

Shawn slammed the door closed, causing the two girls to look over. "What the hell are you doing?"

"What?" Both Julia and Lexi screamed over the music.

Jeff cupped the hands over his own mouth. "He said 'what the hell are you doing?'" Julia sighed, she still couldn't hear them. She grabbed the stereo remote and turned off the music.

"Okay what did you say?" Lexi asked before Julia got the chance to.

Shawn and Jeff both sighed. "What the hell were you doing!" They both yelled.

Julia and Lexi exchanged glances then giggled. "Well," They both said.

"I was Jeff Hardying." Lexi stated.

"And I was Shawn Michaels…ing." She smiled at them.

Shawn and Jeff gave each other a weird look. "What the hell does that mean?" Jeff asked.

"I was dancing like you!" Lexi said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"And I was dancing like Shawn." Julia said with a smile.

Shawn sighed. "Julia, just because you add 'ing' at the end doesn't mean that they're verbs."

Julia and Lexi gave Shawn very bitter looks. "Says you." Lexi replied.

"Yeah! We can make up our own words if we damn well please." Both of the girls folded their arms across their chests.

"Oh sweet Jesus." Jeff buried his face into his hands. He looked back up and he was receiving weird looks from both of the girls. Things were quite for a few moments.

Julia looked over at Shawn. "Lexi and I tried took cook earlier, but we failed… since you were a chef can you start cheffing for us?"

"What the fuck Jules! Speak English!" Shawn told her. She poked her tongue out at him, then she looked over at Lexi and sighed.

"I guess we need to stop verbing for awhile…" Lexi and her both shared a sigh.

"Fine… no more verbing."

Julia opened her mouth to tell Shawn what she trying to say earlier but Jeff cut her off. "Before you say anything… Jay or Lex, help me out; what is verbing?"

"Verbing is… well." Lexi looked over to Julia. "Care to explain; you have a way with words."

Julia nodded. "Verbing is when you take a word –any word- and make it a verb."

"Oh. Well that would have helped us a lot if you told us that from the beginning of this." Shawn muttered loudly. "Okay girls, I understand what you guys meant now, if you fucked up the kitchen were all my cheffing goes down, you damn well best go clean it."

Both girls grinned. "You just verbed!" The squealed. Shawn sighed and then shook his head. The girls got up and headed down stairs to go clean their mess.

"So verbing…" Jeff said, rocking back and forth in his shoes.

Shawn laughed. "Yeah…" He paused. "Wanna do the us?"

"Oh. Fuck. Yes." Jeff grabbed the remote for the stereo and turned it back on. Both men started doing their own entrance dance.

"Verbing is kick ass!" They said at the same time. The danced wildly until the music was shut off… they stopped dead in their tracks and turned their heads to find the two divas starring at them.

"Verbing…?" Julia asked, a grin was starting to form on her face.

"Uh no…!" Both of the wrestlers looked at each other, and then ran like hell. Julia and Lexi started laughing, then they shrugged, turn the music back on and they started dancing again.

A/N: Okay that sucked... well whatever. The rest will be better.