"Hey Naruto!" Sakura shouted.
"Dafuq do you want, bitch?" Naruto shouted back.
"Get yo motherfucking ass over here, right now!"
Naruto ran towards Sakura.
"What?"
"Check out this motherfucker." Sakura took out an apple so big, that even watermelons would be like "damn, that apple is fucking big".
"Where the fuck did you get such a big apple?" Naruto asked.
"I found it the Kokiri Forest in the north." Sakura replied. "Wanna bite?"
"Fo sho, nigga."
Naruto took the apple out of Sakura's hands and bit a big chunk off of it.
"Is it good?" Sakura asked.
Naruto chewed a little, then he swallowed and burped.
"Tastes like a regular apple."
"I see." Sakura sighed. "I was hoping it would taste like, I dunno, something else."
"You don't like apples?"
"They're meh to me. I prefer oranges."
"Well, in that case, I'm gonna eat this bitch all by myself." Naruto stated.
"Do whatever you want with it, I don't give a shit."
Naruto then ate the entire apple up whole.
"Nigga you didn't need to eat all of it so quickly!" Sakura said.
"Why not?"
"Have you at least taken a picture of yourself with that apple?"
"Oh shit." Naruto realized how stupid he is. "You're right, I didn't."
"What if that apple is sad now? Maybe it wanted to be remembered by everyone, maybe it wanted to be your best friend, and you ate it without even taking a picture with it, or even telling it that you loved it."
"What."
"Anyway, do you perhaps fancy playing some Call of Duty together?"
"Sure, let's play some Call of…"
"And by playing Call of Duty I meant having a primal-like intercourse in the middle of the village ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
"I'd rather play CoD, but fine."
And then they had an out of control intercourse in the middle of the village, and everyone called the police. When Naruto was eating Sakura up like a bowlful of jello, police arrived and tried arresting them. Then, suddenly, twelve black guys from the ghetto appeared out of nowhere and fucked those cops up.
"Thanks." Naruto said. "I appreciate your help."
'No problem." One of the black guys replied. "It is our duty to destroy every sucker in a uniform."
And then, aliens came from another planet and killed everybody.
The End
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