Professor Snape went to his bedroom that night. "I sure am Professor Snape and don't you forget it, buster" Professor Snape said asidely. Professor Snape walked over to the closet to put on some jammies and Professor Snape saw something very strange and more specifically a pair of fake boobs. "What the buggerwilly is this, then Professor Snape soliliquied to himself? Professor Snape thought for two seconds and then Professor Snape put the fake boobs on and then Professor Snape DISSAPPEAR FROM ROM!

Before Professor Snape knew what the h*ck was going on a guy who was gay with a clipboard said "YOU NEED TO GET ON THE STAGE RIGHT NOW!" and the guy started pushing Professor Snape and then Professor Snape realized that this crazy place was Foxwoods resort and casino and that everybody thought that Professor Snape was Cindy Loppper then Professor Snape said "boy have i been walkeing up the wrong tree" and then put on some lipstick and then grabbed the bullhorn and started singing and singing. The crowd went crazy and Professor Snape's boobs fell off and Professor Snape poofed into Hogwats of witchcraft right exactly when Harry Potter and King Dumdlebore walked into Professor Snape's Potter and Professor Dumblredoe were surprised to see Professor Snape all happy and sweaty so harry potter gave him herpes FOREVER