Hello. Aligning wish maker and I are doing a role play for Invader Zim. Note: If you don't like our idea, don't bother reading it. Everyone else, enjoy.


Zim and his robot Gir were on their way back home. They went to the park because Gir really wanted to go. Luckily they were in their disguise. So no one saw their true identity. Before they got home, Gir saw a baby. "I'm gonna eat that baby!" Gir yelled.

Zim stopped walking. "What baby Gir? What exactly are you talking about?" Zim asked. Gir picked up the baby. "I found this little baby and it's very cute. Can I keep it?" he asked.

"No Gir." Zim said. "I'm gonna call her Piggy!" Gir yelled. Zim sighed. "Where did you find this filthy human?" Zim asked. Gir was speechless. Zim kept staring at his robot, waiting for him to answer the question.

Five minutes passed and Gir still didn't say anything. "Well Gir, I'm waiting." Zim said. Finally, Gir told Zim where he found it. "I found it in the park. Can I keep it? Please Master? I promise that I'll feed her myself and I already have the perfect name for her. Piggy." Gir said.

"Okay." Zim said. "Wait, what am I saying? No Gir! You don't know where's it been and who knows if it belongs to the Dib-stink!?"

Gir looked at the baby. "She doesn't look like Dib." Gir said as he held the baby to Zim. The baby giggled at Zim and drooled on him. Zim screamed. "Germs! Gir, get it away from me!" Zim yelled and he ran into his house.

Gir followed Zim started chasing him with the baby in his hands. "Aww. She's cute." Gir said. Zim kept screaming. "Gir! Stop it! Get it away from me!"

"Okay." Gir said and he threw the baby out the window. Zim stared at Gir. "I did not mean like that! Great. Now if the parents find out, we'll be exposed. Come on Gir." Zim walked away. "But it fell out of no where." Gir explained. Zim groaned.

Meanwhile, Dib was walking around with his sister Gaz. The baby that Gir threw out the window, landed on Dib's head. He screamed. "Alien ghost baby!" Dib grabbed the infant from his head and looked around, wondering who threw it. "Hey Gaz, who threw this?"

His sister Gaz was busy playing her game slave. "Quiet Dib." Dib put the baby by the trash can.

Someone saw this and called the police about the baby. The mother of the baby went over to Dib. "You monster! You're trying to throw my baby in the dump!"

As police officers grabbed the baby from Dib and gave it to the mother. Then the police attacked Dib. He screamed. "Gaz! Help me!" Dib yelled.

Gaz didn't say anything. She just watched and kind of smiled.

At Zim's base, Zim saw what happened and kept the door closed. "This is your fault Gir!" he yelled. Gir watched the action and saw the police beating Dib up. Gir laughed. "Look Master! The police are beating Dib up!"

"What are you talking about Gir?" Zim asked. He looked out the window and saw it. Zim gasped. "Oh no."

Dib went over to Zim's house. "ZIM!" he screamed.

Zim gasped again and hid behind the door.

"I know you did this!" Dib yelled. "Nice job Gir! Thanks to you, the Dib human found out about the baby!" Zim yelled. Gir started laughing. Zim joined in, but quickly stopped. "Why am I laughing? Sure, it's funny to have the Dib get hit by something, but this also means that we're in trouble too Gir."

Gir looked down with a sad look. Then he ran to the couch and watched TV. "Gir, turn the TV off, we need to concentrate. Right now, our mission is at risk with these filthy humans!" Zim yelled. Gir didn't listen. He decided to stare at the TV and watch The Scary Monkey Show.

Zim sighed and went to the lab. "There's got to be a way to stop this." he said.

Gir turned the TV off and went to the lab. There, he saw Zim. "What's up?" he asked. "I have to stop this! Something's not right." Zim said. "What is?" Gir asked. "Something is going on and I don't like it Gir! We met this weird baby, police are coming, and Dib-stink might be trying to kill me!" Zim explained. He walked over to his computer. "Computer! Where are we? Are in a different universe?"

The computer was silent. Zim stood by his computer. "Well?" Zim asked.

Zim's computer showed Zim the universe and Zim was right. He, Gir, Dib, and Gaz were in a different universe. Then Zim remembered something.

One day, when Zim was sick, he left Gir unattended and Gir played around in Zim's lab and caused a problem. He created a portal and ended up in this new universe. It looked the same, but the people were smarter than in Zim's normal universe. Two days later, Gir grabbed Zim and took him here as well. In this universe, more people will know that Zim is actually an alien.

"Oh my god. Gir, e're in an alternative universe. First of all, I've never seen that filthy human before. We need to get out of here." Zim said. "I don't know how." Gir said. "What do you mean?" Zim asked. Gir told Zim everything that happened. "Gir, we have to get out of here! This is worse than back at our universe!" Zim screamed. "What's happening!?"

To Be Continued.