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Hermione Granger was bored, she was lazing around her quiet dormitory, almost missing the usual chatter of her dorm mates. She didn't have classes today and Harry and Ron had Quidditch practice, they had invited her to come with them, but she wasn't really interested in watching the team sweat. Ginny was on a date with Dean, which left Hermione with absolutely nothing to do.
She decided to explore the internet; she gotten a new laptop as a birthday present from her parents. She opened the laptop and roamed around the magical world, called the internet. After what seemed like an hour, she came across a site called , of course curiosity got the best of her, so she naturally clicked the icon.
She went to books and there she read Harry's name.
'I wonder why Harry's name is here?' Hermione thought as she clicked on the name. There she saw an icon labeled characters, so she clicked on it. She knew all the names that were there so she wondered if her name is there as well, she searched for it and was surprised when she found it. She did the only reasonable thing... she clicked it.
There she found a story labeled Dramione. 'I wonder what that means?' so she clicked on it and read:
'It was a sunny day in Hogwards school for witchcraft and wizardry, everyone was happy, except for two people who were stuck in a closet together. Their names were Draco and Hermione.'
'What? That's never happened to me! But it's interesting I want to know what happens. I hope I curse Malfoy to oblivious,' Hermione thought as she read:
"Just great I'm stuck with a ferret in a closet!" Hermione screamed, desperately pounding her hands on the closet door.
"You do know that there's a silence charm over the closet so no-one will hear us. Even if we scream, and pound the door, though hit the door harder, with your unfeminine nature, you might even be able to brake it, and set us free," Malfoy rolled his eyes, leaning against the wall, obviously trying to stay as far away from Hermione, as the closet would allow.
'He did not just call me unfeminine! Show him unfeminine, curse him, or even better, stun him and tie him to a Quidditch goal, and make sure to magic him into a lacy pink thong, only a lacy pink thong... Maybe with bunny ears, and some nice blue make-up,' Hermione laughed evilly to her wicked plan. She wasn't as nice and innocent as she looked, after all she was best friends with Ginny Weasly, who had the tendencies to talk about a lot of interesting subjects, and she also liked to do some wicked pranks.
"Did you just call me manly!? Look at yourself, you are the most feminine male I've seen in the whole of Hogwarts... You don't even have chest hair," Hermione snapped back, ceasing her pounding on the door, she had turned around to look Malfoy in the eye, glaring her best death glare.
"Will you just turn down the volume of your voice, my ears are bleeding. And for your information I'm very manly, ask any girl in school, and how did you know about my chest hair?!" Malfoy exclaimed; his expression shifting from pained, to smug and finally settling for surprised, if not a little bit intrigued.
"I hope your ears bleed until you're deaf!" Hermione yelled, but then stopped when she realized what Malfoy had said, and blushed.
You see, even Hermione had to admit that Draco Malfoy, the Slytherin sex god, was very attractive. She couldn't deny that she had sneaked a few glances in his direction, from time to time... And one time she got lucky to see him without a shirt... no biggie.
"That is preposterous, I'll never think of Malfoy as anything other than a slimy, bullying git, who's overly self-centered," Hermione defended, she was now talking to herself... aloud.
"D-d-don't g-get your hopes u-up... I um... I overheard some Ravenclaws talk about it the other day," Hermione stuttered, trying to get out of the hole she dug up herself.
"You may be saying that... but your stuttering and that blush are not helping you. So the goody-two-shoes likes to ogle shirtless boys..." Malfoy smirked a true Malfoy smirk, sensing Hermione's discomfort.
"I do not ogle shirtless boys!" Hermione protested.
"Oh.. So you just ogle me... I knew you were hiding a naughty side of you" Malfoy grinned, yep he grinned at her.
"I do not! You're really a self-centered jerk aren't you? Not everyone likes you Malfoy. Merlin when is someone going to get me out of this freaking closet! I'm going to go insane and commit murder if someone doesn't come soon," Hermione stated frustratedly, rolling her eyes.
"Keep telling yourself that, but in reality you love that you're stuck with me in this tiny closet," Malfoy smirked.
"I'll never be happy if I'm stuck in a closet with stupid ferret" real Hermione said.
"What makes you think that? I mean it's obvious that you are really happy to be stuck with me Malfoy, but what makes you think that I am too?" Hermione smirked, almost achieving a smirk as good as the Malfoy smirk.
"Of course, it's because you like me, I mean you do ogle me when I'm missing a shirt," Malfoy countered.
"And what makes you think that?" Hermione asked.
"Well for one you love fighting with me," Malfoy said.
"Well that's the same for you too," Hermione objected.
"Then you like watching me at dinner," Malfoy continued.
"More like glaring, and you do the same," Hermione defended, a deep blush still plastered on her face.
"You also helped me with transfigurations," Malfoy countered.
"That's because McGonigall made me do it," Hermione explained, now desperately looking behind her, hoping that the door would burst open any minute now.
"But you asked the professor if you could do it," Malfoy stated, remembering her exact words:
"I volunteer!" she had exclaimed, almost excitedly.
"That's because I'll get extra points if I taught you," Hermione stated, obviously lying, she had wanted some alone time with Draco.
"Actually I had my wand with me the whole time, so I could've opened the door," Malfoy said, sheepishly, something that strongly resembled a blush creeping up towards his cheeks.
"Then why the hell didn't you open the door till now?" Hermione yelled, she had been crammed up in this tiny-freaking-closet for almost two hours now, and he had his wand with him all this time.
"That's because I wanted to talk to you" Malfoy grinned, that made Hermione calm down almost immediately.
"Why would you want to do that?" Hermione asked, her expression tuning from stunned to hopeful in a matter of seconds.
"That's because I really like you" Malfoy said as he dashed out of the closet.
'Did he say he likes me?' Hermione thought surprised, as she looked at Draco's back as he stumbled towards the dungeons.
All of a sudden there was a scream that was heard by the whole school. "Nooo! Malfoy Likes Me!" Hermione screamed.
"I'll confront him with this!" Hermione yelled as she grabbed her laptop and stormed towards the Great Hall, she looked absolutely furious, but interested to see Malfoy's reaction to this.
The doors in the Great Hall burst open, and a very angry Hermione Granger walked through them, making the whole hall go quiet, as everyone watched her, waiting to see what was going on.
"What's got her knickers in a twist?" Malfoy smirked, making the whole Slytherin table roar into laughter. But the laughter was short-lived, as soon as they noticed Hermione walking towards them.
"HERMIONE! Look out for the...!" Harry's scream was too late, Hermione was sent flying.
"Pudding..." Harry finished quietly.
In the middle of the hall there was a big puddle of vanilla pudding.
"CRACK"
"SPLASH"
"OOOF..."
"What the hell Granger?!"
Hermione had landed on something soft, but her laptop didn't have that much luck. It had went soaring out of her hands, it landed on a very surprised, Theodore Nott, who was just taking a sip of his pumpkin juice, the force of the flying laptop had sent Theodore tumbling into the person next to him... which happened to be Pansy. The two of them fell off their seats and onto the floor with Theodore straddling a very surprised and angry Pansy.
"The fuck Theodore! Get the hell off of me, you... you lurking child molesting rapist!" Pansy had yelled, hitting Theodore with the nearest thing she found, which happened to be a plate.
Needless to say Theodore had now passed out... his head falling onto Pansy's chest; which only made the girl angrier. She had now found her wand and in a matter of seconds Theodore got a very drastic makeover and was sent flying across the Great Hall.
Another person who suffered from Hermione's accident was Astoria Greengrass, who happened to be sitting across from Theodore, who had thrown his drink when the laptop collided with him.
Astoria was now dripping wet, her white shirt was a perfect orange now, and her make-up had started running. Now she looked like a very angry, murderous raccoon.
"Theodoreee!" She screamed, sending another curse to the now deformed, unconscious Theodore, and he started sprouting a tail and mouse ears.
Hermione looked at the poor Theodore. He now had a pigs snout, drastic and very drag make-up, pink hair, mouse ears, and a very long furry tail. He looked like a clown had helped him put on his makeup. Everyone started laughing at the accident.
"Uhm... Granger, I know I have a very nice lap and all... but I don't think your boyfriend, Weasel, likes what you're doing" Said a masculine voice, that startled Hermione.
She looked and noticed that her soft cusion happened to be no-other than the person she had come here to look for in the first place.
"Uh-Oh!" Hermione stuttered as she tried to scramble off of Malfoy's lap, but that just made her clumsier, which resulted in the both of them falling to the floor.
They were now successfully in a very compromising position. Hermione had her legs on each side of Draco's waist, and she was straddling him. In her panic to not fall she had tried to grab onti something, which happened to be Malfoy's shirt. So now Malfoy was beneath her with a ripped shirt, displaying his abs to everyone.
"Didn't know you were the dominant type" Malfoy stated, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively.
"Oh shut up!" Hermione said as she scrambled to her feet, leaving Draco lying on the floor with his shirt open.
"You didn't deny it... does that mean I'm right?" Malfoy smirked as he rose up sitting back down in his seat.
"Whatever rolls with you Malfoy" Hermione rolled her eyes as she went searching for her laptop.
They had caused quite the scene, everyone was looking at them flabbergastedly. Ron and Harry had their mouths gaping, sadly they had been drinking something, cause now they had their drinks spilling from their mouths. Ginny had accidentally swallowed a whole meatball and was now choking, stumbling into people, finally Oliver went to help her. He put his hands around her stomach and pushed his hands towards himself, lifting Ginny off the ground in the process, finally the stubborn meatball exited Ginny and was now soaring into the sky, until it finally hit Connor right between the eyes. Neville had already fainted and now had the twins balancing random objects onto him. First came the plates and the goblets, then came the stolen wands, and then a bypassing elf, and so on.
"I can't believe you had the courage to like me!" Hermione finally exclaimed, remembering what she was here for.
"The hell are you talking about Granger?!" Malfoy yelled.
"Well read this!" Hermione said, thrusting her laptop into his hands.
Everyone looked quietly as Draco read, his expression changing from disgust, to surprise, to anger, to disbelief, to absolute horror.
"I would never do that! What in Merlin's name is this machine anyways?!" Malfoy exclaimed.
Then, Hermione got a wicked idea, of course she knew the story wasn't true, she just wanted to mess with her former bully.
"It's a muggle invention... It tells the future" Hermione acted surprised, as if she couldn't believe he'd never heard of that.
"NOOOO! NEVER! EVER!" Malfoy screamed, his voice and octave higher than usual... It was an actual scream, a high-pitched shriek of terror, and then there was a thud... Malfoy had fainted.
Malfoy's scream had naturally caused a panic, and now there was food flying all around the Great Hall and people scrambling to get out of there. By the end of the day the poor unfortunate people, like Malfoy and Neville, who had passed out were pretty much covered in bruises and footprints and Malfoy even had the remaining of dog poo on his cheek from someone's encounter with it earlier in the day.
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