Hey guys… I am having trouble in College Algebra :-(
But that gave me an idea to write this song fiction based on the same melody of E.V.I.L.B.O.Y.S. from Phineas and Ferb: Jerk De Soleil. I hope you enjoy it!
Of course, I don't own the original lyrics nor the melody. The makers of Phineas and Ferb do.
C.A.L.C.U.L.U.S.
Calculus is giving me trouble
And it's bringing me to tears
When I thought I understood it,
The knowledge in my mind just disappears
That math can be hard!
Cause every time I try, it somehow always becomes a mess!
That math can be hard!
Let me spell it out for you, teach!
C-A-L-C-U-L-U-S!
I am lost at solving limits
and the rules of differants,
Choosing the right formula
to find the equivalent.
It became so much harder
When I attempted the chain rule
This just might be the hardest
class I've taken in school
That math can be hard
Its crazy directions cause me all kinds of distress
That math can be hard
Sing it with me
C-A-L-C-U-L-U-S!
You think it's such a cinch
But Teach, I don't agree.
That M-A-T-H, it's just H-A-R-D!
That math can be hard
It's making me feel like my head's in a hydraulic press
And that don't feel too good!
That math can be hard
Everybody!
C-A-L-C-U-L-U-S!
That's what I'm talking about
C-A-L-C-U-L-U-S!
That's right, that math is
Insanely difficult!
I may be off to a hard start in Calculus, but I am going to pick myself up and get a tutor! Wish me luck! It is NOT hopeless for me!