this fan fic of Pokemon colosseum is, well, my first fan fic. it basically follows the same story as the games, but with a few extra characters and some plot twists. throughout the story, the history of Pyrite town will be mentioned lot. real TV show and movies will be mentioned and discussed.

on the subject of Wes's personality in this fic, usually Wes would be described as level headed, mature, passive, and sometimes short tempered. in my fic, to sort of brake from tradition, i am writing Wes as impulsive, Naive, happy-go-lucky, and sometimes Childish. please don't hate me or the story for this.

Disclamer: i do not own pokemon Colosseum or any of it's characters. but i do own Jimmy and all other extra characters seen throughout the story. do not use these extra characters in your own storys under any circumstances. these characters share names and appearances with characters from a novel that i am writing and am far from publishing, so i cannot allow anyone to use them. sorry.

Prologue 1: Wes

It was a cold night in the Orre region's Pyrite Town, cold enough to kill. A humongous giant of a man walked through the deserted alleyways. He was bald, devoid of any hair except for his thin eyebrows and mustache, all of which were shaped like lightning bolts. He wore nothing but a sleeveless black muscle shirt and baggy black pants, leaving his heavily muscled arms exposed, despite the freezing night air.

As the giant man walked deeper into the deserted alleyways he started to hear the faint whimper of a child and walked towards the source of the noise. As he came to a dead end in the alleyways, he found a young boy, who looked to be no more than ten years old, sitting against a charred dumpster shivering in the cold. Two Eevees sat huddled next to him. The boy had spiky sandy blond hair, Golden orb-like eyes, and slightly tanned skin. He was dressed in all rags, probably due to his homeless nature.

"Another survivor of the big burn down eh?" said the giant man pulling out a pistol and aiming it at the boy "best to put you out of your misery."

"Eevees, use Tackle attack." Murmured the boy. The two Eevees went into crouching position, started growling, and then lunged at the giant man hitting him head first in the chest. On impact the giant man stumbled backwards into a wall behind him.

"Don't screw with me, old man." Said the boy getting to his feet. "I don't plan to die yet."

After regaining his composure, the giant man slowly advanced toward back toward the boy, and stopped when the two Eevees went into crouching positions and started growling again.

"What's your name, boy?" asked the giant.

"Wesley" replied the boy coldly "but never call me that. I prefer 'Wes'."

"Well Wes, My names' Gonzap" said the Giant man "How would you like to see a better life than this"

"Are there cheeseburgers in that life?" asked Wes hopefully.

"Every Monday." Replied Gonzap with a wide toothy grin.

"Then I'm in." stated Wes.

The Two then walked side by side out of the Alleyways. Wes's Eevees tagging behind excitedly.

Afternoon crept closer and closer as Wes, the top snagger of Team snag'em, sat on the small cot that served as his bed. On either side of him sat his two life time companions, Umbreon and Espeon. Wes was Seventeen now. He had long abandoned the filthy rags, and replaced them with a black sleeveless shirt, baggy black pants, a Pair of black gloves, and a long dark blue trench coat that he almost never took off. Above his orb-like golden eyes, a pair of silver sunglasses rested on his forehead.

Wes had just returned from a failed snagging mission, and was not looking forward to the sarcastic remarks that would undoubtedly be shot at him by Gonzap, the leader of Team Snag'em. I hate that big dick so much. Wes thought dryly before a knock at the door made all three of them jump.

"Come in, Gonzap." Muttered Wes in a withdrawn tone after composing himself.

The door opened and a tall young man walked into the room. He had long brown hair pulled back into a ponytail, emerald green eyes, and slightly tanned skin (a usual trait of the inhabitance of the desert Orre region). He wore a baggy red buttoned down shirt with equally baggy black pants. At his belt he wore a long sheathed samurai sword. On the scabbard of the sword was an imprinted picture of the legendary dragon pokemon, Raquaza.

"Oh sorry Jimmy, I thought you would be Gonzap." stated Wes, slightly embarrassed by his mistake.

"That's okay, dude." Replied Jimmy with a warm smile.

Jimmy and Wes had been best friends since the two had joined Team Snag'em. They were often paired together on assignments, so they had plenty of time to get to know each other, and got along quite well. Jimmy was two years older than Wes so he often acted as Wes's older brother even though the two weren't really related. Like Wes, Jimmy was a snagger, although not as good as Wes.

"Lunch started a little while ago, dude," said Jimmy "they're serving your favorite."

"No thanks," replied Wes "I'm not really that hungry."

"You don't have to worry about Gonzap. He finished eating and went back to his study." Said Jimmy realizing Wes's current predicament.

"In that case I am that hungry" said Wes getting to his feet and following Jimmy out of the small room.

"I'll feed you two when I get back." Wes called over his shoulder to his two pokemon who remained on the cot.

In the large Team Snag'em mess hall, Wes and Jimmy sat at the very edge of the room. A large pile of cheeseburgers stacked in front of them.

"I hear one of those jerk-offs from Cipher is coming here to proctor another one of those shadow pokemon initiation tests." Said Jimmy taking a bite out of a cheeseburger.

"Aint that about a bitch?" Wes Replied shoving his third Cheeseburger in his mouth "Umbreon and Espeon hate holding back for those things."

"For such a scrawny kid, you sure can put it away." Said Jimmy smirking.

"I have a high metabolism." Replied Wes, reaching for his fourth Burger and shoving it in his mouth.

For a moment, Jimmy sat and watched his friend devour Burger after burger with piggish animosity.

"Hey Wes," said Jimmy "you ever think of just quitting the team and starting a new life?"

"Are you shitn' me?" asked Wes through a mouthful of Cheeseburger "Just about every time I close my eyes, I see myself free of this dump."

Jimmy looked down at his half eaten cheeseburger "thought you might say something like that." Said Jimmy with a grin.

"Don't tell me you haven't thought about it" said Wes nonchalantly.

"Course I have." replied Jimmy "but we'd never pull off an escape. That bastard Gonzap would catch us immediately."

"You're such a pessimist." Was Wes's only response as he continued to chow down on Cheeseburgers.

That night, Wes lay awake on his cot. Umbreon and Espeon lay curled up on his chest.

"You guys know they're going to find out that you're faking being weak, right?" said Wes to his two pokemon. Umbreon and Espeon opened their eyes and stared at him in response.

"I mean, those guys from Cipher are a bunch of dumb asses, but I'm sure they'll figure it out eventually." Wes continued.

'Then why don't we just escape' came Espeon's voice in Wes's head 'it's not like you want to be here.'

"I know. But I think Jimmy's right. There's no way we'd escape from Gonzap" Replied Wes dryly.

Ever since Umbreon and Espeon evolved from Eevees had a Telepathic connection with Wes.

'Well I'm sure you'll think of something' came Umbreon's voice.

"I guess you're right" replied Wes. Closing his eyes and starting to think up escape plan possibilities.

For Hours he mulled over Scenario after scenario, until finally an idea popped into his head.

"That's it." Said Wes. His eyes popping open in excitement. Umbreon and Espeon then went back to sleep. Satisfied with their master.

Wes closed his Eyes again. Knowing what he had to do.

just a request, if i take more than 7 days to update, please give me a friendly reminder to "hurry the hell up for god's freaking sake" (those exact words and use of harsher language are recommended in reminders. in fact, they are advocated)