Dr. Strangelove: After Doomsday
This is my first fan fiction piece, and I am quite nervous....my girlfriend showed me this site and I thought I would give it a try. The movie this story is based on was molded around the conspiracy and bizarre behaviors in the cold war. It starts where the film left off and the Russian Doomsday Device has taken wrath on earth. According to the suspicious and just plain creepy Russian Ambassador, nothing will survive for one hundred years on the face of the planet after the device is activated. And so begins the comedic drama to the sequel Dr. Strangelove...
Characters from Dr. Strangelove:
President Merkin Muffley: The calm, cooperative politician who has never clearly taken a side.
General 'Buck' Turigdson: The wild general determined to stop Russia's Doomsday Device.
Dr. Strangelove: An ex-Nazi scientist in a wheel chair who seems to have the only, if unclear, logic.
"Where are the goddamn lights in this pit?"
"Watch your language General Turgidson."
"I can't see a goddamn thing!"
"I SAID WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE GENERAL TURDGINSON."
"Why the hell should you care? The ruler of the free world can't handle a few colorful words?"
"MY WIFE IS IN HERE YOU IDIOT!"
"Calm yourselves, gentlemen. Vee backup generators will be starting up vomentarily..."
Dr. Strangelove lit a cigarette with his pocket lighter, and a glimpse of light revealed President Muffley's hand getting frisky with the first lady. As soon as the light retreated back, a burst of laughter echoed through the bomb shelter.
"HAHA! Well Merkin, I guess your lack of profanity makes up in your-"
"SHUTUP!"
The overhead lights started to glow as the hum of machinery started up.
"Vexcellent."
"You know, Mr. President, there is a closet down the hall and to the-"
"SHUTUP GENERAL TURGIDSON, OR I WILL RELEIVE YOU FROM DUTY!"
"As of now, Mr. President, I am the only commanding general on the planet. You sure you want to do that?"
"Why I audda...." Dr. Strangelove broke up the soon-to-be fight by hurrying between them with his wheelchair as a barrier.
"VENTLEMEN!"
General Turgidson and President Muffley froze.
"VE ARE NOW POSSIBLY THE VONLY HUMANS ON EARTH AND YOU ARGUE LIKE A BUNCH OF DOLTS!"
"Dolts?" General Turgidson's anger with the President quickly was transferred. "You call us DOLTS? YOU! The one who knew all about this "Doomsday Device" that didn't even know a way to STOP IT?"
"VUT YOU CANNOT DE-ACTIVATE-"
"DE-ACTIVATE MY ASS-"
"GENTLEMEN!" The president was now the referee. "WE NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON OUR SITUATION!" A silence ensued the shelter, and Dr. Strangelove lit up another cigarette.
"Vi am perfectly concentrated." He took the cigarette into in his gloved right hand. "Vut if you cannot keep you or your colleagues under control I vill have to-"
"Oh shutup you damn German cripple." The second General Turgidson rolled the last syllable of the word cripple, Dr. Strangelove launched out of his chair plunging his lit cigarette into the General's left eye. Just as Turgidson let out a booming war cry, President Muffley dived into the scene, trying to restrain the two. The scene was similar to one of a cartoon, a cloud of dust with the occasional arm coming out then going back in again.
"GET YOUR DIRTY NAZI PAWS OF ME!"
"VOT UNVIL YOU APOLOGIZE VOR CALLING ME A VIPPLE!"
And so, the future of earth began. The three most powerful men in the world in a dogpile yelling and cursing.
Tell me if you want to hear more. Or if its crap. Either way, please provide a constructive review, you dolt.
This is my first fan fiction piece, and I am quite nervous....my girlfriend showed me this site and I thought I would give it a try. The movie this story is based on was molded around the conspiracy and bizarre behaviors in the cold war. It starts where the film left off and the Russian Doomsday Device has taken wrath on earth. According to the suspicious and just plain creepy Russian Ambassador, nothing will survive for one hundred years on the face of the planet after the device is activated. And so begins the comedic drama to the sequel Dr. Strangelove...
Characters from Dr. Strangelove:
President Merkin Muffley: The calm, cooperative politician who has never clearly taken a side.
General 'Buck' Turigdson: The wild general determined to stop Russia's Doomsday Device.
Dr. Strangelove: An ex-Nazi scientist in a wheel chair who seems to have the only, if unclear, logic.
"Where are the goddamn lights in this pit?"
"Watch your language General Turgidson."
"I can't see a goddamn thing!"
"I SAID WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE GENERAL TURDGINSON."
"Why the hell should you care? The ruler of the free world can't handle a few colorful words?"
"MY WIFE IS IN HERE YOU IDIOT!"
"Calm yourselves, gentlemen. Vee backup generators will be starting up vomentarily..."
Dr. Strangelove lit a cigarette with his pocket lighter, and a glimpse of light revealed President Muffley's hand getting frisky with the first lady. As soon as the light retreated back, a burst of laughter echoed through the bomb shelter.
"HAHA! Well Merkin, I guess your lack of profanity makes up in your-"
"SHUTUP!"
The overhead lights started to glow as the hum of machinery started up.
"Vexcellent."
"You know, Mr. President, there is a closet down the hall and to the-"
"SHUTUP GENERAL TURGIDSON, OR I WILL RELEIVE YOU FROM DUTY!"
"As of now, Mr. President, I am the only commanding general on the planet. You sure you want to do that?"
"Why I audda...." Dr. Strangelove broke up the soon-to-be fight by hurrying between them with his wheelchair as a barrier.
"VENTLEMEN!"
General Turgidson and President Muffley froze.
"VE ARE NOW POSSIBLY THE VONLY HUMANS ON EARTH AND YOU ARGUE LIKE A BUNCH OF DOLTS!"
"Dolts?" General Turgidson's anger with the President quickly was transferred. "You call us DOLTS? YOU! The one who knew all about this "Doomsday Device" that didn't even know a way to STOP IT?"
"VUT YOU CANNOT DE-ACTIVATE-"
"DE-ACTIVATE MY ASS-"
"GENTLEMEN!" The president was now the referee. "WE NEED TO CONCENTRATE ON OUR SITUATION!" A silence ensued the shelter, and Dr. Strangelove lit up another cigarette.
"Vi am perfectly concentrated." He took the cigarette into in his gloved right hand. "Vut if you cannot keep you or your colleagues under control I vill have to-"
"Oh shutup you damn German cripple." The second General Turgidson rolled the last syllable of the word cripple, Dr. Strangelove launched out of his chair plunging his lit cigarette into the General's left eye. Just as Turgidson let out a booming war cry, President Muffley dived into the scene, trying to restrain the two. The scene was similar to one of a cartoon, a cloud of dust with the occasional arm coming out then going back in again.
"GET YOUR DIRTY NAZI PAWS OF ME!"
"VOT UNVIL YOU APOLOGIZE VOR CALLING ME A VIPPLE!"
And so, the future of earth began. The three most powerful men in the world in a dogpile yelling and cursing.
Tell me if you want to hear more. Or if its crap. Either way, please provide a constructive review, you dolt.