He did only like the chase.
When he has what he wants, he doesn't take it for granted.
He would never take her for granted; he just thought she would stay right where she was, again.
You would think, that after he lost her once, he would grab on as hard as he could when he got her back.
Well at least he didn't write a letter this time. This time that jerk did nothing.
A letter looks pretty good right now.
Because when things get shitty for Cohen, he just leaves and makes the rest of the world pay too.
So when Ryan leaves unexpectedly, hey! So does Cohen.
So she leaves, looking for this asshole of a boyfriend.
And she can't find him.
She calls Kirsten, who sounds sad. You drop the phone right when she says hello, you can hear it in her voice.
You give Zach a call, wondering if he had seen Cohen.
Zach saw him at the bus station.
Zach talked to him.
Cohen's gone.
You start to cry, and stop yourself, because you don't cry over bitches on boats.
Or bitches on buses.
You get angry, and if Cohen ever shows his scrawny ass ever again, you'll beat the hell out of him.
You call his cell, just for laughs, to see where he is.
He's sorry, but he had to go.
You yell and call him some names you'll probably regret later.
You go to your bedroom, hoping that no ones home so you can blast some music.
Unfortunately, dad's car's here.
So you go upstairs, avoiding confrontation.
You lay on your bed and the tears fall.
"Boo!"
You jump off your bed, and fall back down.
You run over to your boyfriend and demand an explanation.
"April Fools."
You smother him with kisses and tell him if he ever does that again, he's dead.
And you know he's done with the chase.