Title: Dressed To Digress

Rating: M

Pairing: Leah/Edward

Summary: Edward sees Leah in a club he immediately knows he has to have her. The question is will she have him? AH

Disclaimer: I do not own anyone or anything from Twilight!

"Who the fuck is that?" I knew my jaw had to be hitting the floor as I watched the sexiest woman I had ever seen walk in to the bar where my sister Alice worked.

"Oh her." My tiny sister said as if it did not surprise her I was asking about this woman. "Her name is Leah and she is regular."

This Leah wasn't a regular I had ever seen around before and I came here a lot. I practically lived in the little bar my sister owned with her fiancée. Usually I crashed in the empty apartment upstairs. I tended to be past the point of being able to drive myself home and Alice always made sure to take my keys when I arrived. Sometimes I wondered why I did not simply rent the apartment upstairs. It would save me a trip from my crappy shit hole I called a home to here. Plus if this Leah was a regular then I most definitely wanted to spend my free time here.

I let my eyes trail over her body as she made her way further in to the bar. Once in a while she would stop to greet people, but she never stayed in one conversation for very long. Her long legs caught my attention first. I had a thing for a woman with nice yet firm legs and this chick had one of the best pair I had ever seen. In her black jean shorts which ended half way down her thigh, I got a nice long look. Carmel colored flesh covered obviously toned muscles and the black heels she wore only helped add to her height.

Tearing my eyes away from her legs as hard as it was for me to do I let my gaze travel upwards slowly. She had a nice firm stomach as well and I could tell right away she worked out. Her white halter top ended right above her navel and left no room to the imagination. The white was such a contrast to her skin that I could tell she was wearing a black lacy bra underneath. My god did this woman have an amazing rack. Probably better than Rosalie's and she was one of the sexiest women on the planet. Not that I was in to my brother's wife or anything like that. I just was not blind and Rosalie was gorgeous if you liked blonds. It was getting her to shut up that was the problem.

I took my time in getting to her face because to be honest I wasn't all that interested in her face. What if she happened to be one of those double baggers? It would totally ruin any fantasy for me. Pretending would be better. Besides, it is not like anything I wanted from her had to do with her face. Still I let my curiosity get the better of me and I ended up looking up and to my surprise she had a stunning face. Big pouty lips done up in dark red and dark eyes that almost seemed black in the dim light. She had on silver eyeliner and I had to admit she pulled it over very well. Her dark wavy hair was left to fall down around her shoulders and it hindered my view of her neck and shoulders which was a shame since I had thing about long slender throats.

My sister tapped my shoulder to get my attention. When I turned to give her an annoyed look I realized she must have been trying to get my attention for a while. "Don't even think about it Ed. There is no way she would ever fuck you. You're so not her type."

I was slightly offended at this. I was Edward Cullen and any woman I set my eyes on automatically became my type. Now I don't like to think myself as arrogant, but I am everything a woman could want. I have good looks, money even though I did live in a rat hole of an apartment, and I could charm the panties off of anyone. I had done so many times and my little sister's lack of faith in me was quite annoying. She knew better than anyone I could have any woman I wanted. I'd had Rosalie for one night and that is plenty enough proof in my book.

"Thanks for the faith Alice." I snapped and let my gaze wander back to the girl I knew to be called Leah. I continued talking to Alice even though I wasn't looking at her. "Is she lesbian? Have a boyfriend? I doubt she is nun since if all nuns dressed like her I would definitely attend church."

I wanted to know what could possibly be blocking my path from my desire to have this woman in my bed for a night. I had overcome many obstacles in the past with other woman and I knew I could do it now. I've handled angry boyfriends, girls who weren't sure they liked dick, and even a few who hadn't wanted to have sex until they were married. Once I got it in my mind to have them there would be no going back. Not for them and most definitely not for me.

My pixie sized sister rolled her eyes and handed me a fresh beer. "If she were a lesbian then don't you think Jasper and I would've invited her to our bed long ago? Leah doesn't date like at all. I've seen her arrive with a few guys, but she never leaves with them or with anyone else. You think you're the first guy to ask me about her? I'll tell you what I always tell them. You can look though if you want to keep your hand then do not try and touch."

"You know that's not how I work Alice." I snapped and took a sip of my beer. Leah was heading towards the bar and I knew I wouldn't give up. "I'm going for it."

Out of the corner of my eye I could see my sister shake her head with a slight smile. "It's your funeral big brother.

Rolling my eyes, I straightened up as Leah came to lean up against the bar. Alice had to be wrong. Maybe other men did not have a chance with her, but I was not other men. I happened to be Edward fucking Cullen and I would have this girl. By the time I went up to the apartment above the bar I would have this begging for it. She wouldn't know what hit her as soon as I fell in to my usual charming cover.

TBC…

AN: So this stupid idea would not leave my head. I was trying to work on other stories and it just kept nagging at me. The longer I tried to ignore it and the worse it got. It was driving me mad! So I decided I should just write it so I can get back to my other stories. It will be three or four shot and the longest I would ever let it go would be five chapters. I was listening to the song 'Dressed to Digress' and I guess that is how this story was born. Anyways, I hope that you like it and I would love to hear your thoughts on it. Would've been up yesterday, but yesterday was my birthday. Oh there is a short preview of the next chapter.

Please R&R like always!

Preview for the next chapter:

"Not interested."

"You don't even know what I wanted to ask you."

"And I don't care."

"Are you the least bit interested?"

"Let me state this in a way you will understand alright? It's not me, but it is definitely you. Take the hint you pretty boy I am not interested in anything you have to offer."

"You think I'm pretty?" "So that means I still have a chance."