Disclaimer: This is a parody, it was not approved by anyone, I just did it spontaneously. Please don't sue me, thanks.

I thought it would be so funny if wizards had their own special sort of E-Bay, only they called it W-Bay. It came to me while listen to "E-Bay", Weird Al's parody to the Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way". So remember to use that tune if you sing it. Feedback is quite welcome! ^_^

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[ W-Bay ]

Verse:
A used jinxed blackboard,
A replica Philosopher's Stone,
A sphinx with riddles to say
I bought on W-Bay.
My house is filled with this crap;
Shows up in wiz-wrap
Most everyday
What I bought on W-Bay.

Chorus:
Tell me why
I need another House-Elf?
Tell me why
I got that biting bookshelf?
Tell me why
I bid on Crouch's old toupee?
They had it on W-Bay.

Verse:
I'll buy your knick-knack,
Just cheek my feedback.
"A++!" They all say.
They love me on W-Bay.

Chorus:
Gonna buy
A slightly damaged Timepiece.
Gonna buy
A really nifty portkey
From some guy
I've never met at Durmstrang.
Found him on W-Bay.

Bridge:
I am the type who
Is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go -(whoa)-
Got sickles and galleons
Or knuts by the dozen;
I've always got the dough.

Verse:
I'll buy
Your sneakoscope.
Sell me
Your lunascope.

-(I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)-

Chorus:
I'm highest bidder now!
Junk keeps arriving by the owl
From that worldwide wizard sale!
Hey, a Viktor Krum ashtray;
I bought it on W-Bay.
Gonna buy
A Chudley Cannons lunchbox.
Gonna buy
A pair of screaming toe socks.
Gonna buy
A tissue used by Morgan le Fay-
Found it on W-Bay.
Gonna buy
A Celestina Warbeck poster,
Acid pops and magic toaster.
Don't know why
The kind of stuff you'd throw away
I'll buy on W-Bay.

What I bought on W-Bay.