Title: I Ruin A Perfectly Good Bus: What Really Happened
Rating: T
Summary: Rick Riordan only wrote some of what happened to Percy on the Bus in New Jersey, now the full story comes out. Including lines the Furies said that he forgot.
Genre: Humor/Action
AN: This is a product of not having a lot of sleep and thinking of a skit that Logyn(Mrs. Dodds), Logan(one of the Furies), Abbie(Annabeth), Hannah(Grover), Adam(Percy), and Sydney(The Bus driver)did in LA for Myth Clusters. Our LA teacher did video tape it. It is funny and I was quoting a couple of lines.
Pov: Percy's
I didn't mean to blow up a bus to New Jersey, but I did. Let me back track to one hour ago. Annabeth, Grover, and myself where on the bus for a quest. The bus driver was listening to some R&B station and was stroking his beard*. I know not your typical bus driver.
Grover, Annabeth, and my self were sitting two rows behind two old ladies who were knitting.
"Whoa. It's Mrs. Dodds!" I whisper exclaim to Annabeth and Grover.
"I'm old." I hear Mrs. Dodds say in a high pitched old lady voice as she continues to knit. Yeah not very convincing.
"Percy, use this hat if they come over. They won't be able to detect you if you are invisible." Annabeth says, handing me her Yankees hat.
"Wow, thanks."
"I'm old**." The second old lady says.
"Yum, this can is good." Grover says. Yeah, even I thought that was random.
"I have to go to the bathroom." Mrs. Dodds states. I guess I know what's coming.
"I'll help you." The second fury states.
As soon as the both get up they start creeping down the aisle. I put on Annabeth's hat and turn invisible. As soon as I do that they start attacking my friends. Screams and shouts are heard.
"Holy crap!" The bus driver exclaims I jerk the wheel and manage to pull the bus over.***
I sneak up behind the Furies and un cap Riptide. Being quick, I remove the hat and start slashing at Mrs. Dodds while Annabeth fights the other one.
The bus Driver ran screaming off the bus after I defeated Mrs. Dodds, I know not cool.
"Run away.****" Grover and Annabeth say out of the blue. We run from the sight of where the bus blew up and into the woods.
Did I feel guilty about ruining the bus? I guess you could say that, it that was epic. I'm sure I won't forget that.
*Yes, Sydney did due that with her hair put in a ponytail in front of her face to make it look like a beard.
**That was the line that I wish they put in the movie and did the bus scene, not as funny until you hear Logan say it.
***No, Sydney did not say that due to it being in school. I did include Percy Jerking the wheel, in the skit Adam did not do that.
****Hannah, as Grover, said that and Abbie just repeated it. Isn't that a line you could picture Grover saying?