Disclaimer: Don't own it, never will
A/N: Man this really needed some updating! I just realized how... well, BAD this story started out. But give me a break, I started this in 2001 when I was just a freshman. Anyway, this is going all the way up to chapter 34! So enjoy!
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Nearly half a century into the past, nothing disturbed the deafening silence of space. The light of billions of burning suns lit up the inky black heavens, hanging over the tiny blue planet called Earth. Only one small trail of light blemished the view of the sky. At first one would think that it was a shooting star. However, to any astrologer they would see it as a deadly meteor heading right at EARTH!
But it wasn't that either.
No, it was far too small to actually do any damage to the blue planet even if it was a meteorite. Which it wasn't. Nor would the astrologers of Earth even know of its existence.
That was because of the advanced cloaking technology that was built into the so-called meteor made especially to pass through the surveillance systems of the human inhabitants. And the meteor was actually a transportation pod made by alien technology light years ahead of Earth's own.
Yet what was the most astonishing of all, was that inside the metal pod, was a small sleeping alien child, completely unaffected by the accelerated G's that would crush any normal child's head by its sheer magnitude. Instead, it slept on, its time to awaken also the time of Earth's untimely demise, as the alien child was actually Kakarotto the great! The sole saiyajin sent in the name of Frieza to conquer the annoying, pesky, little planet called E-Arth!
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Approximately 50 years in the future and three months after and dimensions away from the ill-fated World Martial Arts Tournament...
One of the greatest warriors that ever lived is back to training with his dead master on Grand Kai's planet of fighters.
No, Goku isn't dead. Again... He's just bored since Vegeta's mad at him for some odd reason or another that Goku still hasn't figured out quite yet. (Actually Goku had eaten Vegeta's chocolate cake, so the ouji's just having an extended tantrum over it.) So, deprived of his sole sparring partner, Goku resorts to coming back to his old master for some new training tips.
However, watching some of the other great fights going around him, Goku has a bit of a hard time listening attentively to his master's boring lecture about comparing car components to saiyajin muscle.
King Kai snaps, "GOKU! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!"
"Huh?" Goku looks away from the odd sort of sparring that's going on between the two unisex aliens in the bushes. He looks into King Kai's fuming face and pulls up a sheepish smile, "Oh sorry! I was kind of distracted!"
The blue master gives a sigh of quasi-defeat and says, "Oh just never mind it, Goku. Now, we're going to do an exercise that will increase your reflexes and dodging capabilities."
Goku nods, finally paying attention.
" I'm going to hurl 2-ton boulders at you at first and then we'll add it up from there. You're going to have to dodge them. Some of them are going to hurl themselves back at you, as well. So you'll have to be alert at all time!"
The saiyajin frowns, "Hey, wait a sec. I did the exact same exercise with Master Roshi! How is this any different?"
Irritated as heck, King Kai yells, "JUST HEAD OVER TO THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD ALREADY!"
"Yessir!" Goku yelps. He runs over to the middle of the large grounds, turning around and readying himself. Several metallic boulders poof out of nowhere, hovering in the air above the Kai. Frowning, Goku wonders how in the world he's going to have trouble dodging those. His question is soon answered when they fly at him at nearly light speed. The saiyajin has to IT just to dodge the first batch. "What the heck was that?!"
"Training! Goku, watch out behind you!"
He turns and with a shriek, narrowly dodges two more boulders, a different one nicking him on the shoulder. "OW!" Holding his nearly busted shoulder, he looks back at King Kai. The blue god is about to ask if he wants to stop when Goku suddenly breaks into a grand smile. "Man! This is intense! It's great!"
King Kai sweatdrops, pointing at the broken shoulder. "Ah... don't you need to heal your shoulder?"
"Oh pshaw," Goku waves it off as if it's nothing. "I don't need a shoulder to dodge stuff. It'll stay put for a while yet. But make the boulders heavier!" He adds excitedly.
What he doesn't see though, is that behind him a stray boulder is slowly turning back in his direction. Only at the last second does King Kai notice it.
"GOKU! HEAD!!"
The saiyajin whips around to see a block heading right at his forehead. "AAHHK-!!" His last sense of awareness is a flash of white-hot pain, then he submerges completely into his subconscious. King Kai finally gets a handle on the rogue rock and it disappears into thin air.
He rushes over to the saiyajin's side where he lies limp and out cold on the soft grass. Several fighters around them stop to see what the commotion's about. King Kai shakes the nearly lifeless saiyajin and yells, "Goku! Come on, son, wake up! You can't die again! You've only come back to life three months ago! Goku! Goku, wake up!" He panics when a line of crimson blood flows down Goku's forehead.
Pikkon, who just happens to be nearby, comes over to the two and demands, "Kaio-sama? What happened?"
"He got hit in the head with a bad boulder. He needs some help right away. You carry him over to Grand Kai's med-wing. I'll go look for Grand Kai himself!" The blue god leaves in a rush heading off to wherever he senses the higher god.
Pikkon stares after him and slowly looks back at the unconscious saiyajin. He shakes his head in disbelief and mutters to himself, "I can't believe I'm doing this." He picks up Goku from the ground and nearly doubles over from the sheer muscle mass. "AUGH! What the hell?! How can you walk?!"
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A/N: .........I just realized how long this is going to take... Ah, dammit.
A/N: Man this really needed some updating! I just realized how... well, BAD this story started out. But give me a break, I started this in 2001 when I was just a freshman. Anyway, this is going all the way up to chapter 34! So enjoy!
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Nearly half a century into the past, nothing disturbed the deafening silence of space. The light of billions of burning suns lit up the inky black heavens, hanging over the tiny blue planet called Earth. Only one small trail of light blemished the view of the sky. At first one would think that it was a shooting star. However, to any astrologer they would see it as a deadly meteor heading right at EARTH!
But it wasn't that either.
No, it was far too small to actually do any damage to the blue planet even if it was a meteorite. Which it wasn't. Nor would the astrologers of Earth even know of its existence.
That was because of the advanced cloaking technology that was built into the so-called meteor made especially to pass through the surveillance systems of the human inhabitants. And the meteor was actually a transportation pod made by alien technology light years ahead of Earth's own.
Yet what was the most astonishing of all, was that inside the metal pod, was a small sleeping alien child, completely unaffected by the accelerated G's that would crush any normal child's head by its sheer magnitude. Instead, it slept on, its time to awaken also the time of Earth's untimely demise, as the alien child was actually Kakarotto the great! The sole saiyajin sent in the name of Frieza to conquer the annoying, pesky, little planet called E-Arth!
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Approximately 50 years in the future and three months after and dimensions away from the ill-fated World Martial Arts Tournament...
One of the greatest warriors that ever lived is back to training with his dead master on Grand Kai's planet of fighters.
No, Goku isn't dead. Again... He's just bored since Vegeta's mad at him for some odd reason or another that Goku still hasn't figured out quite yet. (Actually Goku had eaten Vegeta's chocolate cake, so the ouji's just having an extended tantrum over it.) So, deprived of his sole sparring partner, Goku resorts to coming back to his old master for some new training tips.
However, watching some of the other great fights going around him, Goku has a bit of a hard time listening attentively to his master's boring lecture about comparing car components to saiyajin muscle.
King Kai snaps, "GOKU! ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?!"
"Huh?" Goku looks away from the odd sort of sparring that's going on between the two unisex aliens in the bushes. He looks into King Kai's fuming face and pulls up a sheepish smile, "Oh sorry! I was kind of distracted!"
The blue master gives a sigh of quasi-defeat and says, "Oh just never mind it, Goku. Now, we're going to do an exercise that will increase your reflexes and dodging capabilities."
Goku nods, finally paying attention.
" I'm going to hurl 2-ton boulders at you at first and then we'll add it up from there. You're going to have to dodge them. Some of them are going to hurl themselves back at you, as well. So you'll have to be alert at all time!"
The saiyajin frowns, "Hey, wait a sec. I did the exact same exercise with Master Roshi! How is this any different?"
Irritated as heck, King Kai yells, "JUST HEAD OVER TO THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD ALREADY!"
"Yessir!" Goku yelps. He runs over to the middle of the large grounds, turning around and readying himself. Several metallic boulders poof out of nowhere, hovering in the air above the Kai. Frowning, Goku wonders how in the world he's going to have trouble dodging those. His question is soon answered when they fly at him at nearly light speed. The saiyajin has to IT just to dodge the first batch. "What the heck was that?!"
"Training! Goku, watch out behind you!"
He turns and with a shriek, narrowly dodges two more boulders, a different one nicking him on the shoulder. "OW!" Holding his nearly busted shoulder, he looks back at King Kai. The blue god is about to ask if he wants to stop when Goku suddenly breaks into a grand smile. "Man! This is intense! It's great!"
King Kai sweatdrops, pointing at the broken shoulder. "Ah... don't you need to heal your shoulder?"
"Oh pshaw," Goku waves it off as if it's nothing. "I don't need a shoulder to dodge stuff. It'll stay put for a while yet. But make the boulders heavier!" He adds excitedly.
What he doesn't see though, is that behind him a stray boulder is slowly turning back in his direction. Only at the last second does King Kai notice it.
"GOKU! HEAD!!"
The saiyajin whips around to see a block heading right at his forehead. "AAHHK-!!" His last sense of awareness is a flash of white-hot pain, then he submerges completely into his subconscious. King Kai finally gets a handle on the rogue rock and it disappears into thin air.
He rushes over to the saiyajin's side where he lies limp and out cold on the soft grass. Several fighters around them stop to see what the commotion's about. King Kai shakes the nearly lifeless saiyajin and yells, "Goku! Come on, son, wake up! You can't die again! You've only come back to life three months ago! Goku! Goku, wake up!" He panics when a line of crimson blood flows down Goku's forehead.
Pikkon, who just happens to be nearby, comes over to the two and demands, "Kaio-sama? What happened?"
"He got hit in the head with a bad boulder. He needs some help right away. You carry him over to Grand Kai's med-wing. I'll go look for Grand Kai himself!" The blue god leaves in a rush heading off to wherever he senses the higher god.
Pikkon stares after him and slowly looks back at the unconscious saiyajin. He shakes his head in disbelief and mutters to himself, "I can't believe I'm doing this." He picks up Goku from the ground and nearly doubles over from the sheer muscle mass. "AUGH! What the hell?! How can you walk?!"
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A/N: .........I just realized how long this is going to take... Ah, dammit.