Hey all, we're back. I'll be updating the other story when I can think of something to do. This one will either be a two-shot or a three shot. As is...it'sa two shot (meaning it'll only have two chapters)...We'll see.

Disclaimer: I do not own Inu yasha.

Ran-Dumb Inu: Story Three

Part 1: I'm Me

"Hey, You!" Shippo called from Kagome's arms. It had been about a day since he had joined Kagome and Inu Yasha on their shard collecting task, and he had yet to call Inu Yasha by his actual name.

Inu yasha froze, having finally taken enough, he slowly turned to face Kagome and the annoying pest. "I'm not You, I'm Me." He said in a very serious voice.

Kagome had to fight a smile, and Shippo snickered, "You are to You, I'm me!" He shouted back.

"No, you little brat, I'm Me!" Inu Yasha countered, "And that," He said, pointing at Kagome, "is You."

"What!" Kagome exclaimed, "I am not You!"

He smirked at her, "You are to You, I'm Me."

"No I'm not! I'm Me, not You!" Kagome said hottly.

"I'm me." Inu Yasha said with finality. "You are You."

Kagome glared at him, "Fine," she muttered under her breath, "I'm You."

Inu yasha grinned in satisfaction, and Shippo just stared at them in confusion, "I'm confusiated." He said, looking between the two quarling teens, "I thought she was Kagome."

"No." Inu yasha said with a certainty, "She's You."

"No she's not me. I'm me!" Shippo said firmly.

"No, your not Me, I'm Me." Inu yasha informed him stubornly.

"I'm Me, your You." Shippo said.

"No." Inu yasha said, getting very annoyed, "I'm Me, she's You." He said, pointing to Kagome.

"No, she can't be Me, I'm Me." Shippo was getting very confused by this time.

"I didn't say she was Me, I said she was You." Inu Yasha said reasonably.

"Huh?" Shippo said, looking at him blankly, "I thought I was Me."

"No, no, no." Inu Yasha said, comming back to stand in front of them, 'I'm Me. She is You. And you... you are Just Shippo."

"I am?"

"Yes, you are."

"Ok. You are me, she's you, and I'm Shippo?"

"No. I'm not You. I'm Me, She's not Me. She's You. And your Just Shippo." Inu yasha tried to explain.

"So, you are Me. She's You, and I'm Shippo?" Shippo asked.

"No, your Just Shippo. Just Shippo."

"That's what I said!" Shippo . "I'm Shippo!"

"No, You are Just SHippo,"

Kagome was getting irritated now, "Me, stop that!"

"Stop what You?" Inu Yasha asked innocently.

"Stop being anoying." She said.

Shippo was still trying to sort this out, "So. Me." He pointed to Inu yasha. "You." He pointed to Kagome, "And Shippo?" He pointed to himself.

"No. you are Just shippo. Is that so hard!" Inu Yasha asked, his eyes pleading.

"Just Shippo?" Kagome asked slowly.

"Yus!" Inu Yasha shouted with excitement.

"So, I'm Just Shippo?" Shippo asked. Inu Yasha nodded happily.

"Can we just go?" You asked.

"I guess." Me replied, turning away. Me paused and looked back at Just Shippo over his shoulder, "Oh, and Just Shippo." Just Shippo looked up at him with a guarded expression, "Who is on first."

Just Shippo stared at him in awed confusion, "Huh?"

Well, we'll try to update soon...but don't hold your breath.

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