Disclaimer: I do not own DN Angel. Nor do I own the song used. Stephen Lynch does.

A/N: I have no idea how this came to me, but it did somehow. Maybe because my friends showed me the song and I thought of Dark and Krad being the best couple if one of them was a girl, but then again they both are awesome just the way they are.

Summary: Krad has tried something new, and ended up becoming drunk in the process. Dark happens to stumble upon him, and Krad starts to sing something, that scares Dark completely.

Warning: Implied Yaoi

Krad walked around the streets of the town, since it was late at night and that was the only time he would go outside. Looking around he found an interesting place and entered it. Only to not leave it for about six and half hours later, but stumbling and barely able to walk, and laughing. Not long after he left the bar, he ran into a familiar phantom thief. Dark blinked in surprise at the laughing, sneezing, an stumbling Krad, his other half. Krad looked up at him curiously, before grinning stupidly, only to make Dark pale in horror. 'He's smiling at me…'

"DARK!" Cringing away, expecting to be electrified or something worse, but he felt only Krad's arms wrap around him suddenly and pull him into a hug.

"K-K-K-KRAD?" Dark sputtered, not quite believing what was going on. His eyes widened in horror when Krad swung away from him, and started singing.

Here we are dear old friend

You and I drunk again

Laughs have been had and tears have been shed

Maybe the whiskey's gone to my head

But if I were gay

I would give you my heart

And if I were gay

You'd be my work of art

And if I were gay

We would swim in romance

But I'm not gay

So get your hand out of my pants

It's not that I don't care

I do

I just don't see myself in you

Another time another time

Another scene

I'd be right behind you if you know what I mean

At that line Dark's eyes widened and he thought, 'What the FUCK is he singing?'

'cause if I were gay

I would give you my soul

And if I were gay I would give you my whole being

And if I were gay

We would tear down the walls

But I'm not gay

So won't you stop cupping my...hand

We've never hugged

We've never kissed

I've never been intimate with your fist

You have opened brand new doors

Get over here and drop your drawers

Dark felt his eye twitching as Krad came towards him, still grinning like a fool.

"Krad…just stay away!" Dark called Wiz to him, and flew off leaving Krad behind. Needless to say, neither of them wanted to see the other for at least three months or more before talking again. When they ran into each other again, Dark stopped and coughed.

"So….." Krad glared at him.

"What?"

"You want me to drop my drawers?" Dark could have sworn he saw Krad blush furiously at that moment, before stalking off angrily. Chuckling to himself, Dark knew he could use that against him forever.

All right review! I know it wasn't that long, but it was just a one-shot of Krad being drunk and singing a song to Dark that implied a little too much. ^^