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I seldom write story type of fics. It's easier for me to do dialogue type or songfics… Oh yeah, and I'm not a yaoi fan myself, but I don't have anything against yaoi either. Gomennasai, yaoi fans if you feel this is offending…Anyway, here we go!
The Great Debate!
Topic 1: Yaoi
Hosted by: Koto-chan
Koto: Hello everybody and welcome to my show! Actually, I'm really flattered being selected as host of this show and I promise you I'll do my very best in this show! Today's topic is….yaoi!. Now let's welcome our guest who gets to sit in the middle chair. He's known as Shuuichi Minamino in ningenkai, but he was a very famous thief in Makai back then. Now, here he is, Youko Kurama!
Kurama: * enters the studio and sits in the chair in the middle* Um… hello…hehehe
Koto: Now let's meet the Anti-Yaoi group! I'm sure you know them from the series! Here they are: Mukuro…Yukimura Keiko…Shura, the son of Yomi…and Botan!
Mukuro,Keiko,Botan & Shura: * sits on the chairs to the right of Kurama with the words ANTI-YAOI above them*
Koto: On the other side of the story, here is the Yaoi group! Hiei…Urameshi Yuusuke…Yomi…Karasu…and Kuronue!
Hiei,Yuusuke,Yomi,Karasu & Kuronue:* sits on the chairs to the left side of Kurama with the words YAOI above them*
Koto: OK! Before we start, we should hear some words from the people in front of us shall we? State your reason why you're here or anything at all! Let's start with Kurama!
Male Kurama fan: Hey look, Kurama! I have the same hair color as yours! Can I have your autograph?
Female Kurama fan: KAWAII! I get to see Kurama in person!
Kurama: Err…I'm Kurama. I'm a usual candidate for yaoi usually with Hiei or Yuusuke. And…
Karasu: Don't forget me bastard!
Kurama: …As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by this strange character right here, I can't stand being paired up with Karasu. He's so stupid, you know! He tried to kill me, he touched my hair, he…
Karasu: You stupid freak you just don't appreciate me!
Koto: Please! All of you! Let's keep this as peaceful as possible! Let's hear from Keiko now.
Keiko: I'm Yukimura Keiko, I'm Yuusuke's girlfriend, and I'm here because yaoi is taking Yuusuke away from me!
Yuusuke: That's true. Right, Kurama?
Keiko: See? That's what I was talking about!
Koto: ehehe…let's move on! Mukuro? Do you wanna say any opinion?
Mukuro: I'm Mukuro, one of the 3 lords of Makai, and yaoi took away Hiei from me! It's not right, you know! I mean Hiei really loves me and we have yaoi here and forcing Hiei to go against his will!
Hiei: Hn. * thinks*You don't know what you're talkin about! BAKA! Stupid Mukuro!
Koto: Let's move on to the next speaker…Shura!
Shura: * shouts*I HATE YAOI! I CAN'T STAND THE IDEA OF KURAMA BEING MY MOM!
Koto: * whispers to Shura* err…Shura…it's yaoi. Kurama will be your other dad, not mom.
Shura: What difference does it make? I still hate Kurama.
Kurama: * thinks* what a brat!
Koto: Last but not the least, here's Botan!
Male Botan fan: Botan! You're the most beautiful bishoujo of YYH, no, of all anime!
Botan: Hello! I'm Botan! And I don't have any particular reason why I'm here…I was just invited to come…
Koto: That makes sense…OK! Let's now hear from the Yaoi group! First, here's Yuusuke!
Yuusuke: I'm Yuusuke. The most important in the cast of YYH, I'm single…
Female Yuusuke fan: Ooooh, marry me Yuusuke!* gets hit by a stone* Ouch!
Keiko:* jealous look* What? Me? No I didn't throw the stone on that girl! I'm innocent!
Yuusuke: Stop that Keiko! You're losing me my fans!
Koto: Next, we have Hiei!
Hiei: Hn…….
Mukuro: And he loves me!
Hiei: Hn.
Mukuro: See? I'll take that as a yes!
Koto: Whatever. Next is Yomi.
Yomi: I'm Yomi, my territory in Makai has the best technology, compared to the other two which still prefers barbaric ways…
Mukuro: Shut up! At least we have the biggest transportation in Makai! And my bedroom is the most comfy and royal of all!
Koto: Next is Karasu!
Karasu: I'm Karasu, Kurama really likes me…
Kurama: Shut up!
Karasu: * moves to Kurama's chair* Awww…come on…you don't have to hide anything…* tries to hug Kurama*
Kurama: * pushes Karasu and whacks him with a Rose Whip* Take that! And that!
Karasu: That's it! I'm through with you. I'll find someone else. * looks at Botan* Hello Ms. Beautiful! Wanna go to a date after the show?
Kurama: You're standing too close to Botan!
Karasu: Let's not mind this Flower Boy right here. As I was saying, wanna date?
Botan: Well…Let's see my sched…I'm free tomorrow…
Kurama: * moves close to Karasu* You stay away from her!
Karasu: Stop that! You're showing the whole world that you're jealous because I like Botan and not you!
Botan: * smiles* Are you guys fighting about me?
Karasu: No, you 2 are fighting about me!
Kurama: * ticked off* I thought you 2 were fighting about me?
Everybody else: * sweatdrops*
Koto: You're not making any sense…
Kurama: Wrong! Every word that I say makes sense 'cuz I'm smart.
Yuusuke: It' the first time I heard Kurama not making any sense…Let's continue with the show!
Karasu: * gets back to his seat*
Koto: That's my line, Yuusuke… Next is Kuronue!
Kuronue: First of all I would like to say that I'm not angry at Kurama. I understand that he had to leave me to save himself. Right, Kurama?
Kurama: * smiles then whispers* That's nice to hear from someone I really did abandon. Hehe…
Kuronue: I heard that!
Kurama: I was just joking…
Kuronue: Oh! And before I forget… I didn't notice this was Yomi right here. Hey Yomi! Long time, no see, ne?
Everybody except Yomi and Kuronue: * sweatdrops* Whatever…
Yomi: Kuronue, what you just said makes perfect sense, especially now that I'm blind if you didn't notice…
Kuronue: Oh… sorry…
Koto: * sigh* This is going to be a long day…wait, Karasu wants to say something…
Karasu: Before we start I wanna show my appreciation to my fans by giving them this special autographed poster of my face. * gets a few posters from his jacket* Anybody who is my fan, please raise your hands and you can have some of these free…
Kurama: You don't have any fans…
Karasu: Shut up! Once you notice I have so many fans you'll crawl back to me…
Audience: …….
Kurama: * whispers* Hehe… penalty for trying to kill me. You don't have any fans…
Fat guy in the audience: * raises his hand*
Karasu: Told you! I have fans of my own!
Fat guy in the audience: I wanna have one for a dartboard
Karasu: * surprised* How about if I use you as a dartboard?!?! * makes a bomb-dart*
Koto: No Karasu! You can't kill our audience!
Karasu: Hmph! Lucky guy…
Koto: Let's have a commercial break first before we continue…
A/N: That's all for now… promise I'll continue, I just ran out of time to do this. But anyway, cameo characters will be in the next few chapters. Ja!
I seldom write story type of fics. It's easier for me to do dialogue type or songfics… Oh yeah, and I'm not a yaoi fan myself, but I don't have anything against yaoi either. Gomennasai, yaoi fans if you feel this is offending…Anyway, here we go!
The Great Debate!
Topic 1: Yaoi
Hosted by: Koto-chan
Koto: Hello everybody and welcome to my show! Actually, I'm really flattered being selected as host of this show and I promise you I'll do my very best in this show! Today's topic is….yaoi!. Now let's welcome our guest who gets to sit in the middle chair. He's known as Shuuichi Minamino in ningenkai, but he was a very famous thief in Makai back then. Now, here he is, Youko Kurama!
Kurama: * enters the studio and sits in the chair in the middle* Um… hello…hehehe
Koto: Now let's meet the Anti-Yaoi group! I'm sure you know them from the series! Here they are: Mukuro…Yukimura Keiko…Shura, the son of Yomi…and Botan!
Mukuro,Keiko,Botan & Shura: * sits on the chairs to the right of Kurama with the words ANTI-YAOI above them*
Koto: On the other side of the story, here is the Yaoi group! Hiei…Urameshi Yuusuke…Yomi…Karasu…and Kuronue!
Hiei,Yuusuke,Yomi,Karasu & Kuronue:* sits on the chairs to the left side of Kurama with the words YAOI above them*
Koto: OK! Before we start, we should hear some words from the people in front of us shall we? State your reason why you're here or anything at all! Let's start with Kurama!
Male Kurama fan: Hey look, Kurama! I have the same hair color as yours! Can I have your autograph?
Female Kurama fan: KAWAII! I get to see Kurama in person!
Kurama: Err…I'm Kurama. I'm a usual candidate for yaoi usually with Hiei or Yuusuke. And…
Karasu: Don't forget me bastard!
Kurama: …As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted by this strange character right here, I can't stand being paired up with Karasu. He's so stupid, you know! He tried to kill me, he touched my hair, he…
Karasu: You stupid freak you just don't appreciate me!
Koto: Please! All of you! Let's keep this as peaceful as possible! Let's hear from Keiko now.
Keiko: I'm Yukimura Keiko, I'm Yuusuke's girlfriend, and I'm here because yaoi is taking Yuusuke away from me!
Yuusuke: That's true. Right, Kurama?
Keiko: See? That's what I was talking about!
Koto: ehehe…let's move on! Mukuro? Do you wanna say any opinion?
Mukuro: I'm Mukuro, one of the 3 lords of Makai, and yaoi took away Hiei from me! It's not right, you know! I mean Hiei really loves me and we have yaoi here and forcing Hiei to go against his will!
Hiei: Hn. * thinks*You don't know what you're talkin about! BAKA! Stupid Mukuro!
Koto: Let's move on to the next speaker…Shura!
Shura: * shouts*I HATE YAOI! I CAN'T STAND THE IDEA OF KURAMA BEING MY MOM!
Koto: * whispers to Shura* err…Shura…it's yaoi. Kurama will be your other dad, not mom.
Shura: What difference does it make? I still hate Kurama.
Kurama: * thinks* what a brat!
Koto: Last but not the least, here's Botan!
Male Botan fan: Botan! You're the most beautiful bishoujo of YYH, no, of all anime!
Botan: Hello! I'm Botan! And I don't have any particular reason why I'm here…I was just invited to come…
Koto: That makes sense…OK! Let's now hear from the Yaoi group! First, here's Yuusuke!
Yuusuke: I'm Yuusuke. The most important in the cast of YYH, I'm single…
Female Yuusuke fan: Ooooh, marry me Yuusuke!* gets hit by a stone* Ouch!
Keiko:* jealous look* What? Me? No I didn't throw the stone on that girl! I'm innocent!
Yuusuke: Stop that Keiko! You're losing me my fans!
Koto: Next, we have Hiei!
Hiei: Hn…….
Mukuro: And he loves me!
Hiei: Hn.
Mukuro: See? I'll take that as a yes!
Koto: Whatever. Next is Yomi.
Yomi: I'm Yomi, my territory in Makai has the best technology, compared to the other two which still prefers barbaric ways…
Mukuro: Shut up! At least we have the biggest transportation in Makai! And my bedroom is the most comfy and royal of all!
Koto: Next is Karasu!
Karasu: I'm Karasu, Kurama really likes me…
Kurama: Shut up!
Karasu: * moves to Kurama's chair* Awww…come on…you don't have to hide anything…* tries to hug Kurama*
Kurama: * pushes Karasu and whacks him with a Rose Whip* Take that! And that!
Karasu: That's it! I'm through with you. I'll find someone else. * looks at Botan* Hello Ms. Beautiful! Wanna go to a date after the show?
Kurama: You're standing too close to Botan!
Karasu: Let's not mind this Flower Boy right here. As I was saying, wanna date?
Botan: Well…Let's see my sched…I'm free tomorrow…
Kurama: * moves close to Karasu* You stay away from her!
Karasu: Stop that! You're showing the whole world that you're jealous because I like Botan and not you!
Botan: * smiles* Are you guys fighting about me?
Karasu: No, you 2 are fighting about me!
Kurama: * ticked off* I thought you 2 were fighting about me?
Everybody else: * sweatdrops*
Koto: You're not making any sense…
Kurama: Wrong! Every word that I say makes sense 'cuz I'm smart.
Yuusuke: It' the first time I heard Kurama not making any sense…Let's continue with the show!
Karasu: * gets back to his seat*
Koto: That's my line, Yuusuke… Next is Kuronue!
Kuronue: First of all I would like to say that I'm not angry at Kurama. I understand that he had to leave me to save himself. Right, Kurama?
Kurama: * smiles then whispers* That's nice to hear from someone I really did abandon. Hehe…
Kuronue: I heard that!
Kurama: I was just joking…
Kuronue: Oh! And before I forget… I didn't notice this was Yomi right here. Hey Yomi! Long time, no see, ne?
Everybody except Yomi and Kuronue: * sweatdrops* Whatever…
Yomi: Kuronue, what you just said makes perfect sense, especially now that I'm blind if you didn't notice…
Kuronue: Oh… sorry…
Koto: * sigh* This is going to be a long day…wait, Karasu wants to say something…
Karasu: Before we start I wanna show my appreciation to my fans by giving them this special autographed poster of my face. * gets a few posters from his jacket* Anybody who is my fan, please raise your hands and you can have some of these free…
Kurama: You don't have any fans…
Karasu: Shut up! Once you notice I have so many fans you'll crawl back to me…
Audience: …….
Kurama: * whispers* Hehe… penalty for trying to kill me. You don't have any fans…
Fat guy in the audience: * raises his hand*
Karasu: Told you! I have fans of my own!
Fat guy in the audience: I wanna have one for a dartboard
Karasu: * surprised* How about if I use you as a dartboard?!?! * makes a bomb-dart*
Koto: No Karasu! You can't kill our audience!
Karasu: Hmph! Lucky guy…
Koto: Let's have a commercial break first before we continue…
A/N: That's all for now… promise I'll continue, I just ran out of time to do this. But anyway, cameo characters will be in the next few chapters. Ja!