*Backstage.*
Stormy:Do we have to do this?
Crystal:Yes.
Neo:Why?
Crystal:Cuz Sarah said so.
Neo:Who's she?
Crystal:Do you have to ask a Mt. Everest load of questions?
Neo:Yes.
Crystal:*Bops him in the head with the staff.*
Yami Kat:Almost time for the show.
Crystal, Stormy, Neo:Alright.*Walks onto the stage.*
*Start of show.*
Yami Neo:Welcome to Yu-Gi-Oh! Talk. Crystal Doesn't own her friends, reviewers, any type of games, drinks, Fast Lane, 4KIDS, nor YGO dubb or not. This is your announcer, Yami Neo. Here's your host, Crystal and her two co hosts, Stormy and Neo.
Crystal:*Wavin swiftly while wearing a small tight black tank top, black short shorts, and wearin black tennis shoes with white markins; all that, causin some boyz to drool.* Hello.
Stormy:*Waves as she wears her usual clothin:a Seto T-shirt, blue pants, blue tennis shoes, and black and red dice bracelets.* Hiya!
Neo:*Waves as well in his neat African orange clothin, hat, and sandals.(A/N:Don't get mad..)*Hey.
Crystal:Our today's talk is about langauge in the anime.
Neo:But they speak English just as we do.
Crystal:The other type of langauge baka.
Neo:Oh. Um........Hell yeah! The dubb has no damn cursin, not one! Damn those people!
Stormy:*Goes with the flow even though she startin to get lost already.* Yeah! Every single one is an S.O.B.!
Crystal:Let's talk to someone who curse the most in the Japanese anime as the English version, Seto.
* Back Stage. *
Kat(Back Stage manager):*Holdin a clipboard and blue pen.* Go on Seto. *Points down a hall.* Walk down though that hall.
Seto:*Sigh.*Alright, but this doesn't change anything! Got that!?
Kat:Well DUH!
Seto:*Walks onto the stage wavin to his rabid fan girls as one of them jumps him.* Son of a......
Stormy:^_______________________________________^ SETO!
Seto:-_-o Oh Ra. ' Here we go..... again. ' *Walks to his chair as he drags the girl that's clinged to his leg.*
Crystal:Stormy, let go of him or he has to leave.
Rabid Seto fan girls:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stormy:*Goes straight to her chair in 8 millisecs.* Okay.
Crystal and Neo:*Animedrop.*
Crystal:So Seto, how do you feel about the G thin in the anime?
Seto:To tell you the turth, I loath it, very much. You can't express jack.
Crystal:Lets see what your Japanese version would agree. Here's Kaiba!
*BackStage.*
Kat:Your on Kaiba.
Kaiba:*His same voice in the Jap. version but speakin English.* Shut up cuz I know already.
Kat:*Crosses arms.*You know, your dubb version is a lot kinder you know.
Kaiba:What part of Shut Up, do you know bitch!?
Kat:The part where I kick your ass!*Jumps Kaiba.*
Kaiba:*Beatin the crap of Kat.*
Yami Kat(Back stage assistant):This may became interesting, welll not as interestin if the two same guyz fight themselves.
*Stage.*
Crystal:What's takin him so long? Dark Elf, EQmaster, YDE, go and see that's the matter.(A/N:D/E, Y/D/E, and EQmaster(Ryan) are security guards.)
Ryan:Why me!?
Crystal:What a better job for a short guy.
Ryan:I'm 3 foot 2!
Crystal:And I'm 5 foot 7. Big deal. Go or I'll destroy your Final Destiny games.
Ryan:*Yells out like a girl.*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal, Neo, Seto, Stormy:Then go!
Ryan:Yes ma'am, sir!*Runs backstage with his police stick just like D/E and Y/D/E.*
Crystal, Neo, Seto, Stormy:-_-o Oh Ra.
After 15 minutes of waitin and no Kaiba. Crystal has to go and see herself and end up beatin the crap of Kat and Kaiba and dragin him onto the stage.
Crystal:So Kaiba, how do you feel about it.
Kaiba:I feel like donin round two with that mother fucker.
Crystal, Seto, and Neo:*Sweatdrops.*
Crystal:-_-O Okay, not what I had in mind.
Kaiba:Ah man! Get this bitch off me!
Stormy:*Huggin him by the torso.*I can't believe I'm huggin Kaiba!
Kaiba rabid fans:*Jealous.*
Seto:I guess my Japanese self doesn't know about the half breed.
Crystal:*Get a crowbar underneath her chair.*No wonder I need this close by.*Neo animedrops as she goes to Kaiba and crowbars Stormy.*OKay, back to business. Tell me about 4KIDS changin the langauge from PG-13 to G.
Kaiba and Seto:Fine.
Kaiba:I want to sue those son of the bitches to know if they're goin to dubb somethin, do it right from the BEGINING and go word for word.
Seto:Yeah, so I can finally curse.
Neo:That would be Yu-Gi-Oh! uncensored.
Stormy:*Nodds.*Yep, and he'll be more popular than right now.
Kaiba and Seto rabid fans:*Smiles and nodd and some drooled.*
Crystal:I bet you'll like that won't you Neo?
Neo:Why?
Crystal:It would start at the beginin and if it's uncensored, then it would be peverts lookin up girls shirts all over again.
Neo:*Blushes and nodds.*Yeah.
Crystal:But that's for another esp.
All the Boyz:*Groan.*
Crystal:My opinion on the subject is........YOU JACK ASS 4KIDS, IF YOU'RE READIN, DO THE STUFF RIGHT OR I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SHOOT YOUR SORRY ASSES OFF THIS WORLD!!!!! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?!?
Neo:Sound more than a threat than an opinion.*Gets boped again.*
Stormy:Has she been drinkin too much Malta, Neo?
Neo:*Rubs head.* What's that?
Stormy:*Animedrop.*Some sort of drink that's her favorite besides Mountain Dew and Sprite.
Neo:Oh. Nope, nothing of that, only peppermints.
Stormy:-_-O That's worse.
Yami Neo:*From the control room, speakin into the speaker.*Um......you guys. 10 minutes til we're off the air.
Crystal:We hear you loud and clear Yami Neo.
Kaiba:You mean there's other yamis?
Crystal:Yep. Neo's yami, Y/N is Announcer, Yami Kat is BackStage Assistant, my yami, Cryst is Assistant Announcer, and Dark Elf's yami, Yami D/E is one of the sercurity guards.
Kaiba:And I thought those three in the anime were enough.
Sarah(Manager and Director):*Comes out stompin to the stage and hits Kaiba in the head.* For your info, Yami and Yami Malik are 2 of 3 of my favorite characters!
Kaiba:Who the hell.....
Sara(Assistant Manager and Assistant Director):Why the hell did you did that!?*Glops Kaiba.*
Crystal:Sarah?
Stormy:Sara?
Sarah:^_^o Uh, hey Crystal, Stormy.
Crystal and Stormy:*Animedrop.* -_-o Oh Ra.
Kaiba:*Still has Sara on him.* Can someone fucking help me!?
Seto:I'll do it.*Gets Crystal's crowbar and bars Sara, makin Kaiba free.*
Kaiba:I hate to say, thanks. But who are the two?
Seto:The hispanic one is Crystal's real life counter, Sarah. And the American one is Stormy's real life counter, Sara.
Kaiba:That explains it all.
Crystal:Before we go, my counter made a request before the show.
Sarah:The hell I did! It's one of my favorite scenes in Fast Lane!
Girls:*Groan.*
Boyz:*Go crazy.*
Y/N:This Esp is about two girls who are lesbians whom steal jewlery and cash when the rich folks aren't at home. The black dude's nice kind house maid got shot by one of the lesbian bitches and is in the hospital. Billy has to go undercover as a lesbian and one of them falls in love with the undercover LAPD. Billy goes to their house and acts like she a divorce women and her husband has taken everything of the house, property, and car. She was in the pool naked(Boyz:*Drool.*) with the two women. The black belt bitch(who shot the maid) leaves and comes back tellin Billy that someone is breakin into her sweet blue car with a white line in the middle(Boyz:*Drool harder.*). She and the other girl get out of the pool and all three get dressed and go outside. Van(who's leanin against the car) is undercovered as the divorced dude who found out that his wife was a lebian. The girls goes up to them. Billy ask Van wat the hell he's doin and he tell her.(A/N:This is the part we're gonna do(make up abit) and make men look bad. I'm evil. Heh, heh, heh. ^________________^)
Who's actin:
Billy-Sara
Sara-Sarah
(The black belt lesbian bitch)-Crystal
Van-Kaiba
(The other dude the Van works with whom I forgot his name.)-Neo
*Beginin the act.*
Kaiba:*Leanin against the car.*This is my damn car not yours bitch.
Neo:*Thinkin as he's in the car and wirin but now starin at the girls.* Damn, they look sweet. Shit! Did I thought that about the two lesbians!? Man, I need to stay away from the strip clubs and Aqures(Sp??). Boy do I need a straight woman. (A/N:Aqures is a fat dude that's a drug and weapon dealer on the black market(loyal friend to the 3 LAPDs) who's around with women in sexy clothins.)
Sarah:*Takes out a gun and points it at Kaiba's.........um.........thing.* Leave the women alone before I make you a lady.
Kaiba:O.O ' Holy shit. '
Neo:O.O ' Good thing it wasn't me cuz that's the only thing that keep me going. '
Sara:O.O+ ' Oh the hell she didn't! '
Crystal:O.O ' I should do that to him next time. If that would happen again. '
Sarah:^___^ ' I like doin this. Pointin a gun at Kaida's thin. '
*End of act.*
Sara and Stormy:WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?
Sarah:^_______________^ Cuz I wanted to for a long time.
Sara and Stormy:*Animedrop.*
Sarah:Well, see ya!*Runs off stage.*
Stormy, Sara, Kaiba, and Seto:*Chases her.*
Crystal:Looks like this ends this esp of Yu-Gi-Oh! Talk. I'm you host Crystal. Stormy and Neo for our co-hosts. Thanks for Kaiba and Seto for comin. And I hope you guys will turn in soon for another addition and R&R&S! Now it's back to make YGO music vids, oh wait, Sarah does that. . Okay, then I'm goin back to playin Spider!*Runs off stage.*
Yami Neo:This is brought for you reviewers and readers. This is brought ot you by as one of Sarah's Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fics. Goodbye and good riddins.*Sounds of thrown paper in the air can be heard followed by a loud door slam.*
Stormy:Do we have to do this?
Crystal:Yes.
Neo:Why?
Crystal:Cuz Sarah said so.
Neo:Who's she?
Crystal:Do you have to ask a Mt. Everest load of questions?
Neo:Yes.
Crystal:*Bops him in the head with the staff.*
Yami Kat:Almost time for the show.
Crystal, Stormy, Neo:Alright.*Walks onto the stage.*
*Start of show.*
Yami Neo:Welcome to Yu-Gi-Oh! Talk. Crystal Doesn't own her friends, reviewers, any type of games, drinks, Fast Lane, 4KIDS, nor YGO dubb or not. This is your announcer, Yami Neo. Here's your host, Crystal and her two co hosts, Stormy and Neo.
Crystal:*Wavin swiftly while wearing a small tight black tank top, black short shorts, and wearin black tennis shoes with white markins; all that, causin some boyz to drool.* Hello.
Stormy:*Waves as she wears her usual clothin:a Seto T-shirt, blue pants, blue tennis shoes, and black and red dice bracelets.* Hiya!
Neo:*Waves as well in his neat African orange clothin, hat, and sandals.(A/N:Don't get mad..)*Hey.
Crystal:Our today's talk is about langauge in the anime.
Neo:But they speak English just as we do.
Crystal:The other type of langauge baka.
Neo:Oh. Um........Hell yeah! The dubb has no damn cursin, not one! Damn those people!
Stormy:*Goes with the flow even though she startin to get lost already.* Yeah! Every single one is an S.O.B.!
Crystal:Let's talk to someone who curse the most in the Japanese anime as the English version, Seto.
* Back Stage. *
Kat(Back Stage manager):*Holdin a clipboard and blue pen.* Go on Seto. *Points down a hall.* Walk down though that hall.
Seto:*Sigh.*Alright, but this doesn't change anything! Got that!?
Kat:Well DUH!
Seto:*Walks onto the stage wavin to his rabid fan girls as one of them jumps him.* Son of a......
Stormy:^_______________________________________^ SETO!
Seto:-_-o Oh Ra. ' Here we go..... again. ' *Walks to his chair as he drags the girl that's clinged to his leg.*
Crystal:Stormy, let go of him or he has to leave.
Rabid Seto fan girls:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Stormy:*Goes straight to her chair in 8 millisecs.* Okay.
Crystal and Neo:*Animedrop.*
Crystal:So Seto, how do you feel about the G thin in the anime?
Seto:To tell you the turth, I loath it, very much. You can't express jack.
Crystal:Lets see what your Japanese version would agree. Here's Kaiba!
*BackStage.*
Kat:Your on Kaiba.
Kaiba:*His same voice in the Jap. version but speakin English.* Shut up cuz I know already.
Kat:*Crosses arms.*You know, your dubb version is a lot kinder you know.
Kaiba:What part of Shut Up, do you know bitch!?
Kat:The part where I kick your ass!*Jumps Kaiba.*
Kaiba:*Beatin the crap of Kat.*
Yami Kat(Back stage assistant):This may became interesting, welll not as interestin if the two same guyz fight themselves.
*Stage.*
Crystal:What's takin him so long? Dark Elf, EQmaster, YDE, go and see that's the matter.(A/N:D/E, Y/D/E, and EQmaster(Ryan) are security guards.)
Ryan:Why me!?
Crystal:What a better job for a short guy.
Ryan:I'm 3 foot 2!
Crystal:And I'm 5 foot 7. Big deal. Go or I'll destroy your Final Destiny games.
Ryan:*Yells out like a girl.*NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crystal, Neo, Seto, Stormy:Then go!
Ryan:Yes ma'am, sir!*Runs backstage with his police stick just like D/E and Y/D/E.*
Crystal, Neo, Seto, Stormy:-_-o Oh Ra.
After 15 minutes of waitin and no Kaiba. Crystal has to go and see herself and end up beatin the crap of Kat and Kaiba and dragin him onto the stage.
Crystal:So Kaiba, how do you feel about it.
Kaiba:I feel like donin round two with that mother fucker.
Crystal, Seto, and Neo:*Sweatdrops.*
Crystal:-_-O Okay, not what I had in mind.
Kaiba:Ah man! Get this bitch off me!
Stormy:*Huggin him by the torso.*I can't believe I'm huggin Kaiba!
Kaiba rabid fans:*Jealous.*
Seto:I guess my Japanese self doesn't know about the half breed.
Crystal:*Get a crowbar underneath her chair.*No wonder I need this close by.*Neo animedrops as she goes to Kaiba and crowbars Stormy.*OKay, back to business. Tell me about 4KIDS changin the langauge from PG-13 to G.
Kaiba and Seto:Fine.
Kaiba:I want to sue those son of the bitches to know if they're goin to dubb somethin, do it right from the BEGINING and go word for word.
Seto:Yeah, so I can finally curse.
Neo:That would be Yu-Gi-Oh! uncensored.
Stormy:*Nodds.*Yep, and he'll be more popular than right now.
Kaiba and Seto rabid fans:*Smiles and nodd and some drooled.*
Crystal:I bet you'll like that won't you Neo?
Neo:Why?
Crystal:It would start at the beginin and if it's uncensored, then it would be peverts lookin up girls shirts all over again.
Neo:*Blushes and nodds.*Yeah.
Crystal:But that's for another esp.
All the Boyz:*Groan.*
Crystal:My opinion on the subject is........YOU JACK ASS 4KIDS, IF YOU'RE READIN, DO THE STUFF RIGHT OR I'LL HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO SHOOT YOUR SORRY ASSES OFF THIS WORLD!!!!! YOU HEAR ME!?!?!?!?
Neo:Sound more than a threat than an opinion.*Gets boped again.*
Stormy:Has she been drinkin too much Malta, Neo?
Neo:*Rubs head.* What's that?
Stormy:*Animedrop.*Some sort of drink that's her favorite besides Mountain Dew and Sprite.
Neo:Oh. Nope, nothing of that, only peppermints.
Stormy:-_-O That's worse.
Yami Neo:*From the control room, speakin into the speaker.*Um......you guys. 10 minutes til we're off the air.
Crystal:We hear you loud and clear Yami Neo.
Kaiba:You mean there's other yamis?
Crystal:Yep. Neo's yami, Y/N is Announcer, Yami Kat is BackStage Assistant, my yami, Cryst is Assistant Announcer, and Dark Elf's yami, Yami D/E is one of the sercurity guards.
Kaiba:And I thought those three in the anime were enough.
Sarah(Manager and Director):*Comes out stompin to the stage and hits Kaiba in the head.* For your info, Yami and Yami Malik are 2 of 3 of my favorite characters!
Kaiba:Who the hell.....
Sara(Assistant Manager and Assistant Director):Why the hell did you did that!?*Glops Kaiba.*
Crystal:Sarah?
Stormy:Sara?
Sarah:^_^o Uh, hey Crystal, Stormy.
Crystal and Stormy:*Animedrop.* -_-o Oh Ra.
Kaiba:*Still has Sara on him.* Can someone fucking help me!?
Seto:I'll do it.*Gets Crystal's crowbar and bars Sara, makin Kaiba free.*
Kaiba:I hate to say, thanks. But who are the two?
Seto:The hispanic one is Crystal's real life counter, Sarah. And the American one is Stormy's real life counter, Sara.
Kaiba:That explains it all.
Crystal:Before we go, my counter made a request before the show.
Sarah:The hell I did! It's one of my favorite scenes in Fast Lane!
Girls:*Groan.*
Boyz:*Go crazy.*
Y/N:This Esp is about two girls who are lesbians whom steal jewlery and cash when the rich folks aren't at home. The black dude's nice kind house maid got shot by one of the lesbian bitches and is in the hospital. Billy has to go undercover as a lesbian and one of them falls in love with the undercover LAPD. Billy goes to their house and acts like she a divorce women and her husband has taken everything of the house, property, and car. She was in the pool naked(Boyz:*Drool.*) with the two women. The black belt bitch(who shot the maid) leaves and comes back tellin Billy that someone is breakin into her sweet blue car with a white line in the middle(Boyz:*Drool harder.*). She and the other girl get out of the pool and all three get dressed and go outside. Van(who's leanin against the car) is undercovered as the divorced dude who found out that his wife was a lebian. The girls goes up to them. Billy ask Van wat the hell he's doin and he tell her.(A/N:This is the part we're gonna do(make up abit) and make men look bad. I'm evil. Heh, heh, heh. ^________________^)
Who's actin:
Billy-Sara
Sara-Sarah
(The black belt lesbian bitch)-Crystal
Van-Kaiba
(The other dude the Van works with whom I forgot his name.)-Neo
*Beginin the act.*
Kaiba:*Leanin against the car.*This is my damn car not yours bitch.
Neo:*Thinkin as he's in the car and wirin but now starin at the girls.* Damn, they look sweet. Shit! Did I thought that about the two lesbians!? Man, I need to stay away from the strip clubs and Aqures(Sp??). Boy do I need a straight woman. (A/N:Aqures is a fat dude that's a drug and weapon dealer on the black market(loyal friend to the 3 LAPDs) who's around with women in sexy clothins.)
Sarah:*Takes out a gun and points it at Kaiba's.........um.........thing.* Leave the women alone before I make you a lady.
Kaiba:O.O ' Holy shit. '
Neo:O.O ' Good thing it wasn't me cuz that's the only thing that keep me going. '
Sara:O.O+ ' Oh the hell she didn't! '
Crystal:O.O ' I should do that to him next time. If that would happen again. '
Sarah:^___^ ' I like doin this. Pointin a gun at Kaida's thin. '
*End of act.*
Sara and Stormy:WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT!?
Sarah:^_______________^ Cuz I wanted to for a long time.
Sara and Stormy:*Animedrop.*
Sarah:Well, see ya!*Runs off stage.*
Stormy, Sara, Kaiba, and Seto:*Chases her.*
Crystal:Looks like this ends this esp of Yu-Gi-Oh! Talk. I'm you host Crystal. Stormy and Neo for our co-hosts. Thanks for Kaiba and Seto for comin. And I hope you guys will turn in soon for another addition and R&R&S! Now it's back to make YGO music vids, oh wait, Sarah does that. . Okay, then I'm goin back to playin Spider!*Runs off stage.*
Yami Neo:This is brought for you reviewers and readers. This is brought ot you by as one of Sarah's Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fics. Goodbye and good riddins.*Sounds of thrown paper in the air can be heard followed by a loud door slam.*