Disclaimer: I do not own YYH or RK, but I wanna. Thanks elfangel191 and Nazomie for the inspiration!

Hint: YK=Kurama and HB=Kenshin for Hitokiri Battôsai. * Aya's late right now but she'll show up eventually*

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HB: Why am I here? I'm not in the show. *Looks for an open door* All of them are locked.

YK: I hope it's another torture segment like that last authoress, my hair just got back to the way I like it.

HB: Should we start whatever this is?

YK: I guess so.

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Yusuke: Wait! Kurama's the host, and who's the dork in pink here for anyway?

HB: Wish I knew.

Hiei: * thinking* I must kill him. He's got a batô and is wearing pink. I say that's reason enough. *Takes katana out and advances to HB*

HB: * notices Hiei and grasps hilt of sword* It wouldn't be wise to attack me, that it wouldn't.

Hiei: you've just given me another reason *goes for a strike* DIE! * Aya's finally in*

Aya: Hurt him and your the one who's gonna die. * Stops less than a foot from striking distance*

Kuwabara: I wanted to see him die*pouts a bit*

Aya: Shut up or die. * Kuwabara: -_-;;; *

Yusuke: * yells*So what, either listen or die? You're all the same! * Goes after Aya. Aya runs*

Aya: Ahh! Kurama protect me! *Aya hides behind him*

YK: Fine. * Rose whips Yusuke, misses and hits Kuwabara who will be called Baka the rest of the interview*

Baka: * slashed in the face, bleeding badly* What the fuck was that for? * Yusuke finally stops chasing me*

Yusuke: what, being stupid and ugly not enough for you?

Aya: Weak yusuke, you forgot weak. *every1 but Baka laughs*

Hiei: Even human nobodies with too much time on their hands can tell how weak you are. *Aya starts getting angry anime style*

Aya: I'm not just any human. I'm the all-powerful Dragon LadySUPREME! *Everything gets dark. Thunder and lightning and gets light again*

HB: Nice light show.

Aya: thanx! ^_^

Hiei: amateurs * Baka is dropped on Hiei's had* What the fuck just happened?!

Aya: Authoress power *a/n simply called the power* Kurama and Kenshin have it too.

HB&YK: We do? ?_?

Aya: course you're my co-hosts ^_^

Hiei: Get off me Baka! * Pushes Baka off him*

Aya: Oooh! You just reminded me. *Hiei death glares Aya* If anyone feels like killing, you kill the baka. *Everyone: ^___^*

Baka: Sorry Urameshi!

Yusuke: why are ya apologizing to me for? She's talking about you asshole. * Baka looks at me and Aya nod happily*

Baka: O_O;;; Why me?! * Starts crying * How come I'm the baka?

Aya: Hiei give me your katana.

Hiei: Why would I want your human filth on it?

Aya: I'm gonna kill Baka. *Hiei gives Aya the sword happily* You'll get it back Quickly. *Aya stab Baka in all 9 vitals* See, now we can watch him bleed to death. *Tosses katana back*

HB: I can't believe you just killed him needlessly like that!

Aya: Why no- oh right' you hate killing. Fine just use the power*thunder* to resurrect him.

Hiei: *in dis-belief* You hate killing?

HB: I had enough of it a long time ago. *Baka is alive again but in terror*

YK: I think we should start whatever this is supposed to be.

Aya: Riiight. Ummm see the thing is... we waited so long with all our fights, there's no more time left.

All but Aya: *yells* Nani?!

Aya: ^_^;; * nervous laughter* Yeah, we'll have to wait till next time for to start the interview. Bye! *Aya's gone*

Yusuke: What a baka.

Aya's voice: I heard that, yusuke! * Everyone: @_@;; *

Yusuke: Creepy

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Now I need your Q's for Chappie 2. But I'm only asking Hiei and Baka Q's and I'll have to save all the others for another time. They don't have to be YYH related, they could be a "Dear Abby" Q and even a "who would win" question. So put em in your reviews or e-mail me at tatumjl@aol.com with them. So R&R/Q Kay Buhbye!