NykiTyki says:
Naruto & Sakura: Naruto
Rin: Blue Exorcist
Tyki, Kanda & Allen: D –Gray Man
(None of those Animes are mine; none of those characters are mine) Except Tyki, we are married. ^w^
Everyone has their own special place. My special place though, is a little different.
It was created when I was in tough times. Call me crazy but, it's how I kept myself happy and entertained throughout the years. I haven't been there for a long time
because my reality has gotten better but I recently went back cause of something I wrote—it reminded me of it actually. I'll tell you what happened.
So yeah, Sakura and Naruto were sitting at a table when I walked in. The walls were white, the floor tiles were dark blue and the door was brown. Like Usual.
Naruto: OH, LOOK who DECIDED to DROP BY AFTER - oh I dunno – 2 YEARS OR SO? :O
NykiTyki (Me): *sits down* Shut it butter boy. Anyway, how are you guys? Anything new?
Sakura: No, just new opening's and all.
Me: Gosh. So did you guys kill Sas-gay yet?
Sakura: Sasuke? No he's still alive. Right now we're in the middle of a war and OH! Sasuke killed his brother Itachi.
Me: Deadass? That Asshole owed me money!
Naruto: Maybe that's why he was so willing to get killed by Sasuke…
Me: FUCK!
(Door bashes in)
Tyki: I KNEW IT YOU WHORE!
*Me, Sakura & Naruto* O.O
Tyki: Oh… Well this is… Awkward… *Looks around*
Me: I'm a- Whore? -_-'
Tyki: No I thought… Well… *Scratches head*
Me: Whatever. Anyway, *Looks back* Naruto, Sakura, this is my Husband- Tyki Mikk.
Naruto: *Giggles* Is he Hawaiian?
Me: No he's Portuguese.
Naruto: *Falls out of chair laughing*
Tyki: Cough Faggot Cough. *Sits down*
Naruto: HEY!
Me: Tyki, Aren't you supposed to actually cough? -_-
Tyki: He wouldn't have heard me. Why the effort then? *pulls out cigarette*
Me: *Takes cigarette from him, throws it away* No. * Looks at the door* Um, why didn't you just faze through the door? You have that ability…
Tyki: *Watches as cigarette is discarded, Sighs* I thought it would be more dramatic if I bashed it in. And YOU! YOU HAVE THE ABILITY TO LEAVE A NOTE! :O
Me: *Facepalm*
(Kanda comes in)
Kanda: What the hell happened to the door? *scowl*
Sakura: *Falls in love* 3 3 3
Me: Oh hey Kan-Kan, um it's a long story… *points at Tyki*
Kanda: Damn Noah, Che. *Spite*
Tyki: Damn Exorcist, Hmm… *Sexual*
Me: Stop flirting. *Turns back* Sakura, Naruto, This is Kanda.
Naruto: That's his real name? :O
Me: Yeah… *Changes subject* ANYWAY!
Sakura: *Blushes at Kanda so much she looks like a pink haired tomato*
Kanda: *WTF face* What the hell anime are you from? Was your illustrator on crack?
Me: *Knows exactly what's going on* K-KANDA!
Sakura: *Blushes even more from being noticed by Kanda*
Naruto: Whoa Sakura-chan! You look like you're going to explode! *Stares in awe*
Me: Jeeze. *Double Facepalm*
(Sasuke walks in)
Me: Sasuke! :D
Sasuke: Hn.
Me: Yeah I've been fine. Thanks for asking. *Speaks "Hn" Language*
*Sasuke & Kanda stare at each other*
Kanda: Che. *Looks to us then back at Sasuke*
Sasuke: Hn. *Nods at him agreeing*
Naruto: What are they saying?
Me: Oh Kanda called us idiots and Sasuke said yeah.
(Rin and Allen walk in)
Rin: I'M NOT IN LEAGUE WITH THE EARL DAMNIT! 0
Allen: BUT YOU'RE AN AKUMA! MY EYE NEVER LIES! :O
Me: Hey guys! What's up? *smiles*
Rin & Allen: Nothing.
Kanda: Moyashi.
Allen: ALLEN DESU *coughs* I mean ITS ALLEN. DAMNIT.
Naruto: His name is bean sprout? :O
Tyki: According to the exorcists, yeah. My family calls him the 14th .
Naruto: Three names? :O
Allen: IT'S ALLEN WHAT THE HELL!
Rin: Whoa it's cold in here! *Pulls sword out of case, blue flames consume him* Ah that's better!
Allen: *mumbles* Akuma…
Rin: I HEARD THAT! *jumps over table on to Allen*
*Chair falls over from weight, both on floor fighting*
Allen: CROWN C- *Muffled*
Rin: *covering allen's mouth* WHERE'S YOUR INNOCENCE NOW BITCH?
Allen: GHURRGEJDEH!
Rin: HAHAHA! *laughs crazy like*
Tyki: Psycho...
Kanda & Allen: O.O WHATTTTTT?
Me: The irony…
Tyki: THE IRONY WHAT?
Allen: DUDE YOU CRUCIFY PEOPLE!
Tyki: DOESN'T EVERYONE?
Rin: I remember my last crucifixion. *brags*
Me: Rin, YOU were crucified.
Rin: …Oh yeah… *crawls to corner*
I'll finish telling you later, tired. ~NykiTyki
