Hello, and like…welcome to the Infamous Kiki prologue. I'm Calli and I'm your author this evening. I do hope you enjoy this prologue after you have gouged your eyes out with a spork from Kiki. Thank you. J
Warnings: Kiki, a butt-load of original characters, shounen-ai, and cursing.
Kiki, Agatha Blunt © Dill
Maria Plain © Me
Kingdom Hearts © Square Enix and Disney
Everything else that doesn't belong to me © Their respected owners.
Prologue
---- Agatha's Middle School----
Agatha Blunt was just another fangirl. At least, that's what people thought she was, but no. She was a lot worse. A lot worse than the HPP had estimated. Beneath her geeky exterior and ruffled orange hair, inside Agatha's mind was the most evil vile thing that ever elegantly swept the Naruto fandom. Something that was making its beautiful sinister way toward the Kingdom Hearts fandom. The perfect sue, Kiki Tamashii.
Agatha sighed woefully, watching the other students in her home room exchange presents for Christmas. Agatha was an odd 7th grader, with timid shy blue eyes framed by new slim half-moon glasses. Despite growing taller over the summer and getting somewhat decent knockers, she was still unloved by her peers. She barely scraped up one decent friend. Not to mention, since February, she's been in a constant RP war with a group known as the HPP. A bunch of elitists that's what she thinks. Woe is Agatha, no presents, no love, no anything!
She pouted and dug her large nose into the new volume of Death Note, she didn't care anyway! It's not like she wanted any presents. Why would it seem like she, Agatha Blunt, wanted presents? The redhead continued the grumble to herself, turning the page. Then she received a soft tap on her shoulder. Agatha pulled her large nose out of her manga, looking up to that one decent friend who she met just recently.
"Hi Agatha, you seemed lonely. So, I thought I should keep you company!" Maria Plain smiled, walking around to sit across from Ms. Blunt. "New volume of Death Note? Awesome." Maria was like Agatha, just…more likable. She envied Maria and her plain blonde hair and plain simple smile. Oh, just make Agatha feel worse, Maria. It's all your fault.
"Hey, I got you something!" Maria said, pulling a wrapped present from behind her back. She handed the box to Agatha, who felt her cold, melodramatic heart getting warm. Nether less, Maria was still pretty awesome. Agatha toyed with the bright red bow, eyeing the tag that read, "Merry Christmas!" in fancy lettering.
"Well, open it!" Maria smiled her plain smile, Agatha smiling back with her braced teeth.
"Thanks Maria, I should have bought you something." Agatha said woefully, before ripping the pretty wrapping paper off with joy. The two games gleamed up at her, shiny plastic y'know.
"King…dom…Hearts…" Agatha said, "One and two?" Maria nodded frantically, smiling brighter.
"It's like, the greatest game ever. I just LOOVE Riku in it," she said, pointing to the silver haired boy on the first cover. "You'll like it. A lot."
Agatha merely stared at the game cases, feeling a strange aura, drawing her in. A perfect laugh in the back of her head laughed its perfect laugh, and the red head felt a pair of limpid golden eyes glinting with joy. Agatha smiled at Maria again, this time her face held a glint of perfected malice.
---- After Christmas Break ----
After completing both Kingdom Heart games, Agatha was hooked. Reading every possible Kingdom Hearts fan fiction that wasn't Shounen-ai! Trying to win auctions for the rare play action figures. Bordering on the line of extreme fan girl-ism. GAWD THE HORROR. But, something was missing. This obsession didn't fill her like the way her Naruto phase did. She…longed for something.
Not knowing what it was, the red head jumped on to her oh-so-favorite site, Gaia Online. Hopefully, continuing her little RP war with the HPP might remind her of what she longed for.
"Banned again? No worries," she laughed, noticing the HPP had banned her for the umpteenth time. She quickly signed onto another one of her accounts and going into their Guild's RP forum. She had too many accounts for the HPP to track, doesn't that make her absolutely cool?
"What's this now?" she said to herself as she found a new RP, titled: "Happiness is what we aim for. (A Kingdom Hearts RP)" Than it clicked, that's it! She finally found out what she longed for. You see, she's not so dumb after all. What she wanted, was a Kingdom Hearts OC. But where to start? She tapped her blunt nails against her wooden desk, looking about her anime-decorated room. Her blue eyes than landed on an old picture.
The picture was about a few months old and on it was a sharp-edged girl with sharp, long hair, sharp toes, sharp eyes, sharp cat ears and lets not forget, a sharp cat tail. Kiki. Agatha grinned again, pulling out another clean sheet of paper and a pencil. She can reuse Kiki! And she began to draw her little sharp girl, however she stopped.
"Clothes…" Ms. Blunt said bluntly. She quickly ran over the distinct fashion in Kingdom Hearts. Belts and bright clothing. She smiled and began to draw belts in place of Kiki's usual mini-mini-skirt. And for Kiki's top, it was a simple rainbow-colored, well covering tube-top. After all, she couldn't have Kiki wear what she wore in the Naruto Fandom, after all Kingdom Hearts is for kids! She decided to keep Kiki's hooker-like boots, and the cat accessories.
"No, for a history. It has to be different from Kiki's old one in Naruto." she pondered to herself, taping her pencil against her lip. That's it! Kiki can be Ansem's daughter, and Sora's adorable older sister. And she can be dating Axel, 'cause y'know. Axel's pretty hot. Kiki can also be in Organization XIII, as number 0! Even though Kiki seems evil at first, she's actually really good, and pure of heart. In fact! She can be the 8th Princess of Heart. Agatha knows that the idea's pretty well worn, but great minds think alike no?
Yes, it all worked out perfectly for Agatha. She smiled a cat-like grin as she began to fill out Kiki's Profile. Post it down, press reply, sent. Now right now, all Agatha can wait.
The red head waited for about an hour before refreshing, finding one of them had graciously replied. She groaned, it was that weird cross-dressing elitist boy. Out of all of the 'Elite' HPP members, Calli Valentine can be the most…well, he or she can be a total asshole.
" 'Um…you fail at life. Really, you do. Kaythanksbye.' " She read out loud, and began to get infuriated. "Well then, Mr. Calli Queer! You haven't heard the last of AGATHA BLUNT!"
"AGATHA!" she heard her mother yell from downstairs, "It's time for dinner!" Agatha pouted, well. She'll have to delay that for now, but at least she had time to plot her devious plot. She sauntered off to dinner, grinning and laughing to herself.