Lady Jams and Karaoke, a pitch perfect fanfic

AN: Guess whose birthday it is! That's right, this bitch right here! In honour of my birth I have written a playful one shot. Not my finest work but I kept it PG. The songs used are listed at the bottom.

Disclaimer: I do not own Pitch Perfect or any of the songs used in this story.

Wednesday nights have always been karaoke nights for the Bellas. It usually ended up with them getting kicked out of the bar for causing a riot. Fat Amy always blames the legacy but, we all know whose fault it really is.

"Fat Amy is in the house! Feel the Fat Power!" Amy yells and slaps her stomach. The girls walk into the karaoke bar while Beca and Chloe trailing behind.

"You ready to get your ass kicked Beale?" Beca whispered.

"Yeah right, I'm going to whip your ass so hard, it's going going to be even flatter than before." Chloe replied.

"Let's see about that." Beca says as she grabs Chloe's hand and drags her into the bar. Stacie orders some shots while Chloe picks a song. She comes back and sits next to Beca. They all drink their shots and order another round.

"Chloe Beale?" The DJ asked. She rises and downs her shot and walks up to the stage. She looks out to the audience and winks at Beca. She starts to sing.

Baby, can't you see

I'm calling

A guy like you should wear a warning

It's dangerous

I'm falling

There's no escape

I can't wait

I need a hit

Baby, give me it

You're dangerous

I'm loving it

Too high

Can't come down

Losin' my head

Spinnin' 'round and 'round

Do you feel me now?

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride

You're toxic I'm slippin' under

With the taste of the poison paradise

I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?

And I love what you do, don't you know that you're toxic?

It's gettin' late

To give you up

I took a sip

From my devil's cup

Slowly, it's taking over me

Too high

Can't come down

It´s in the air

It´s all around

Oh can you feel me now?

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride

You're toxic I'm slippin' under

With the taste of the poison paradise

I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?

With the taste of your lips I'm on a ride

You're toxic I'm slippin' under

With the taste of the poison paradise

I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?

And I love what you do, don't you know that you're toxic?

With a taste of the poison paradise

And I love what you do, don't you know that you're toxic?

I'm addicted to you, don't you know that you're toxic?

Intoxicate me now

With your lovin' now

I think I'm ready now

Intoxicate me now

With your lovin' now

I think I'm ready now

Intoxicate me now

With your lovin' now

I think I´m ready

I think I´m ready now

When she finishes Beca joins her on stage. Beca smirks at her before she sings.

This one is for the boys with the booming system

Top down, AC with the cooling system

When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up

Got stacks on deck like he savin' up

And he ill, he real, he might got a deal

He pop bottles and he got the right kind of bill

He cold, he dope, he might sell coke

He always in the air, but he never fly coach

He a motherf****** trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship

When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip

That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for

And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' hoe

I said, excuse me, you're a hell of a guy

I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly

I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie

You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is

I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

(Chorus)

Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away

Beating like a drum and it's coming your way

Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?

You got that super bass

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

Yeah, that's the super bass

(Boom) [x16]

(You got that super bass)

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

He got that super bass

Boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

He got that super bass

This one is for the boys in the polos

Entrepreneur n***** & the moguls

He could ball with the crew, he could solo

But I think I like him better when he down low

And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on

He ain't even gotta try to put the mac on

He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look

Then the panties comin' off, off, uh

Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy you know I really got a thing for American guys

I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, oh

Yes I did, yes I did, somebody please tell him who the F I is

I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up, back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up

(Chorus)

See I need you in my life for me to stay

No, no, no, no, no, I know you'll stay

No, no, no, no, no, don't go away (ay-ay)

Boy, you got my heartbeat runnin' away

Don't you hear that heartbeat comin' your way?

Oh, it be like, boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass

Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom, boom, badoom, boom, bass?

(Chorus)

The audience claps and shouts as Beca raps and hits every note. Chloe decides that it's time to play hardball. She tells the DJ her song and she pushes Beca out of the way. She sings.

Every time that you get undressed

I hear symphonies in my head

I wrote this song just looking at you ooh, oh

Yeah the drums they swing low

And the trumpets they go

Yeah the trumpets they go

Da da, da ra ra da, da, da

Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da

Da da, da ra ra da, da, da

Da, ra, ra, ra, da, da

They go

Is it weird that I hear

Violins whenever you're gone

Whenever you're gone

Is it weird that your ass

Remind me of a Kanye West song?

Kanye West song

Is it weird that I hear

Trumpets when you're turning me on?

Turning me on

Is it weird that your bra

Remind me of a Katy Perry song?

Every time that you get undressed

I hear symphonies in my head

I wrote this song just looking at you ooh, oh

Yeah the drums they swing low

And the trumpets they go

(And they playing for you girl)

And the trumpets they go

(Ha, yeah)

Yeah the trumpets they go

[Background:] Da da, da da da da [x7]

Yeah the trumpets they go

(Go, go-go, go-go, go, go-go)

And they go

(Damn) Is it weird that I hear

Angels every time that you moan?

Time that you moan

Is it weird that your eyes

Remind me of a Coldplay song?

Coldplay song

Is it weird that I hear

Trumpets when you're turning me on?

Turning me on

Is it weird that your bra

Remind me of a Katy Perry song?

Every time that you get undressed

I hear symphonies in my head

I wrote this song looking at you ooh, oh

Oh, yeah

Every time (Every time) that you get undressed

(Every time that you get undressed)

I hear symphonies in my head

(I hear symphonies in my head)

I wrote this song (I wrote this song) just looking at you

Ooh, oh (Just looking at you girl)

Yeah the drums they swing low

And the trumpets they go (Acapella on 'em)

They go, oh-ooh, yeah

Come on, come on, come on

They go

"Oh now you're asking for it Red." Beca says into her microphone. She picks her song and as soon as Chloe hears the music she blushes. She hears Stacie yell and holler.

You shout it out,

But I can't hear a word you say

I'm talking loud, not saying much

I'm criticized but all your bullets ricochet

You shoot me down, but I get up

I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose

Fire away, fire away

Ricochet, you take your aim

Fire away, fire away

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

Cut me down

But it's you who'll have further to fall

Ghost town and haunted love

Raise your voice, sticks and stones may break my bones

I'm talking loud not saying much

I'm bulletproof, nothing to lose

Fire away, fire away

Ricochet, you take your aim

Fire away, fire away

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

Stone-heart, machine gun

Firing at the ones who run

Stone heart loves bulletproof glass

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

You shoot me down but I won't fall

I am titanium

Beca smirks at Chloe's flustered state. "I think I've won this one. You're buying tonight." She says as she hops off the stage to join the dancing Bellas.

"I can't believe you used my lady jam! That's a low blow Beca!" Chloe yells after her.

"Not my fault that you sang mine first."

AN: That was really difficult for me to keep it some what "kid friendly". I have a bit of a potty mouth. I've grown up with British parents and siblings, it's hard not to. Anyways let me know what you think. Review are always welcome. And as promised I will have song titles at the bottom.

Kisses,

TwoSkiesCollide

Songs: Toxic by Britney Spears, Super Bass by Nicki Minaj ft. Ester Dean, Trumpets by Jason Derulo and Titanium by David Guetta ft. Sia.