I wrote this about a month ago but I was too damn lazy to put it on the computer that and the fact my friend I'm not gonna mention names, Cleo, borrowed the notebook it was in, Cleo, so she/ he, Cleo, could read it before it got put on the internet, Cleo. So I would like to thank Cleo for returning it to me… Oops did I type that? So here it is. PS: Gaara has eyebrows.
It all started with Sauske's hair gel.
Sauske was in his bathroom and picked up his last bottle of hair gel and tried to squeeze some out when POP! Gaara and Lee came out of the bottle and Gaara just stared at Sauske.
What the HELL?! How the FUCK did you get out of my hair gel bottle!?" Gaara raised an eyebrow.
"I'm a ninja, dumbass!" Sauske blinked, duh.
"That was my last bottle of hair gel! You bastard! Now he's dead noooo, Gelly!" Sauske cry's Gaara smirks.
"Just get Catsura-chan to buy you more. And I don't think you'll need it now." Gaara disappeared in a whirl of sand, chuckling evilly.
"No and come back here you bastard I need to kill you for Gelly's revenge!" Sauske hears a soft 'snip' and then Lee walks in front of him and says bye. "Hey Lee are your eyebrows bushier and do they have a slight blue tint to them?"
"No!" Lee said quickly leaving Sauske's house. Sauske looks in the mirror and man screams. Lee had cut of his spikes on the back of his head.
"Come back here you pieces of shit! I need to kill you for Hairy's and Gelly's revenge!" Sauske ran out the door and found Gaara and Lee eating animal crackers 3 miles down the road. Sauske throws his exploding kunai at them making them not alive.
"BAM and the bastards are gone!" Then Mercury explodes for illogical reasons having to do with Lee's eyebrows.
The End.
Stay tuned to see what explodes next.