-1Alt Grinch

Disclaimer: I don't own the grinch

It was the week before Christmas the Who's where happy

But on mount crumpet the Grinch felt crappy

The Grinch thought a plan and thought it quick

2 days after Christmas he grabbed some sacks and wire

He stopped at joes liquor store to get some stuff he required

He stopped at a Who house gun in hand

That old Grinch had a marvelous plan

He would break down every door in Who-Ville and shoot every Who one by one.

With his gun he shot the door waking every Who in Who-Ville

The family inside opened there door with a clatter

So they could see whats the matter

"get on the ground" demanded the Grinch with a snarl

"is every thing ok" said a police officer named Carl

The Grinch lifted his gun and Shot the cop

POP ,POP

The Grinch shot the family 1 by 1 all with his shiny gun

Out side the Grinch climbed a house to the roof with glee

Happy about his murdering spree

He climbed down the chimney wire in coat

He went over and wrapped it around Cindy lou Who's throat.

The Grinch grabbed a bazooka a and walked around

Blowing up Who's that where hunkered down

a lot of Who's cried in fright as the Grinch murdered them throughout the night

By first mourning light the Who's where dead

Except for the mayor Witch the Grinch had by the head.

He dragged him around the town of his dismay the Grinch screamed "I made you pay I made you pay"

"Why o why did you do this" said the mayor

"Because I don't care" said the Grinch with a snarl

" but why the cop named Carl"

"I don't care" the Grinch said

The Grinch tied the mayor to the town tree with other Who's who where not murdered they smiled slightly with glee

The Grinch had a slay with a bomb

Attached to it was a dead who mom

He set the timer for 1 hour to go

The Grinch started playing in the snow

"Why aren't you running" said the Who mayor

"My plan is really quiet cunning"

"I wanted to go down and I wanted to take the town with me"

"Well I hope your happy" said the mayor looking at the timer only 10 minutes to go

"I am happy" said the Grinch with a lot of glee staring around at his killing spree

"Only 60 seconds" said the Grinch still looking around

" Grinch I have one thing to tell I know your going to hell"

Boom a giant explosion went off

2 hours later the Grinch got up with a cough

"Well to the next town I go" said the Grinch grabbing his bags getting ready to go.

The next one will be better I will kill people with knives and leather.

THE END