A Very Drunken Branwen Marriage

Chapter 1: Blame it on Qrow

Jaune Arc wakes up with a slamming headache. "Oh sweet Oum; why do I feel like Ruby shot me in the head?" He thinks to himself. "And where the hell am I?"

He doesn't really know where it is, but the bed is comfy and he's quite comfortable in the position he's in, arms wrapped around a naked woman with wild jet black hair and pale skin. The reality sinks in, his eyes go wide and he pulls away in shock and tumbles of the bed with a soft thud.

"Oww…" he says moaning loudly as he gets up and is able to look around better. It appears he is in a luxury suite of a very swanky hotel.

"Ugh shut the hell up, let me sleep…" the Woman says, turning around and opening her eyes for a split second then closing them doesn't last for long, as suddenly her eyes pop open getting a full view of the blonde Team JNPR leader. Her expression immediately turns to one of shock and anger. Before Jaune can even react she has gotten up and grabbed him by the neck and lifting him off the floor.

She glares at him with her crimson eyes as she asks in an icy tone "Who the hell are you and what were you doing in bed with me?!" Jaune gasps as she is strangling him.

He manages to squeak out "Jaune, my name is Jaune, let go".The woman lets him go, and he lands on his bottom coughing.

She rolls her eyes impatiently and says "get up" then yanks him to his feet by his right wrist. Jaune gets a better look at her. She looks like an older version of Yang the only difference being her red eyes, pale skin tone and jet black hair.

"Yes I know I'm hot, but I'd prefer you'd stop staring; unless of course you want to be castrated" the woman says annoyed.

"Uh… sorry, you just look like someone I know" Jaune says shaking himself out of his borderline trance.

"Interesting… would you mind putting some clothes on Jaune? I need to get dressed as well" she says as she picks up Her clothes and walks to the bathroom to change. "

S-sure" he replies. Jaune quickly changes, but notices something strange on his right hand as he does so. A simple silver ring. He gapes in horror, as he's seen a similar ring before many times… his Dad's wedding ring. "Oh hell no" he thinks to himself in dismay. Not even a minute later he hears an enraged scream coming from the bathroom.

"WHY THE FUCK AM I WEARING A WEDDING RING?!" At that moment Jaune is tempted to run out of the hotel room as he's scared this woman might kill him now. But his sense of chivalry prevents him from doing so.

He nervously walks to the bathroom and knocks on the door. "Uh can I come in?" He waits in silence for about a solid minute

"Fine" is her reply. He opens the door nervously and asks "You okay?"

"What a dumb question. I just woke up to a strange blonde pretty boy sleeping with me, and we are both wearing wedding rings and I have zero clue what happened last night. No, I am not okay" she replies with her head in her hands in despair as she sits on the toilet.

"Oh, and I found this in my bra. Ugh… why me Monty?" she groans as she hands him a folded piece of embossed paper. He unfolds it. It's their marriage certificate confirming his worst fears. He is indeed married to this older, moody woman. This woman is now his wife; Raven Arc-Branwen, with Qrow Branwen having his own signature on there as witness.

"So your name is Raven. Wait…are you related to Ruby and Yang's uncle Qrow?"

Unfortunately yes, that Drunken moron is my twin brother, wait how do you know Ruby Rose?" she asks, already suspecting the answer.

Jaune gulps "She's a friend of mine, we attend Beacon together. Same classes and everything".

"Great…" Raven groans. "And your also friends with Yang Xiao Long then correct?" "Yeah, why?"

"Then things just got plenty complicated for both of us… you see I'm Yang's… mother" she says to him.

Jaune goes white as a ghost at the implications. "S-so I'm n-now Y-yang's S-stepdad?"

"'Fraid so Jaune Arc" is her deadpan reply.

Jaune blinks and he says shellshocked "Well, how about that?" Immediately after closing his mouth something in his brain shatters and he faints, hitting the floor with a thud.

"Yeah, I almost did that too" Raven says as she looks down on him in sympathy. "I never should've competed with him in a damned drinking contest".

"Damn you Qrow, when I find you I will slice you into pieces for this!" Raven screams at the top of her lungs.

Bonus

A few floors down Qrow Branwen is startled awake by the sound of a loud scream. "Ugh my head…" he groans. Then however Qrow is struck with a very familiar feeling of dread, the one where he's pissed off Raven and she wants to hurt him, badly. Seeing as that particular instinct never fails him he quickly gets dressed and runs out of the Hotel as fast as possible.

So that's the beginning of A Very Drunken Branwen Marriage. Hope you guys like it. Before you even ask yes I'm still working hard on my other stories. One chapter is actually halfway done right now! I'd like to thank Austin Ga Kill, blaiseing fire and Cyberleader2000 for giving me the clear to write this, and of course anyone who has given this story a go.

I fixed the glaring errors.

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With much love, GunMaster Out!