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Dare or Dare
Background: Voldemort was dead; Blaise and Pansy were going out and were great friends with Harry and Ginny (who also were going out) and Hermione (who was going out with Draco). Ron is currently single, but looking.
Pansy felt evil. And that was not good. It consisted of a smirking Pansy who would look at someone for quite a while and then, the worst part was when she would giggle madly. If she didn't, you were quite safe. If she did…you might want to get life insurance. But let's not digress further. Shall we?
It was an hour of break and the gang (Pansy, Blaise, Harry, Hermione, Draco, Ron and Ginny) were sitting in the Head's common room (belonging to Hermione and Draco) twiddling their thumbs. To tell you the truth, it was boring. So, Pansy decided to take advantage of everyone's boredom and play, dare or dare.
"Ok everybody, let's play dare or dare!" Pansy said, looking extremely evil.
"Oh, and silence is a yes. Silencio. So, each person is going to do one dare a day in this break period and then Professor Snape's class, which just so happens, to be right afterwards." Pansy finally finished talking, and after getting frantic nods from everyone else did she finally let them all speak again. Ginny looked quite depressed, and the rest of the gang shared similar thoughts, but the game commenced.
"Pansy, dare or dare?" Blaise asked, quickly butting in before she could ask anyone.
"I think, dare is good." Pansy said.
"Ok…well sit outside the door of the Slytherin Common room and pretend to be a beggar." Blaise said, attempting to embarrass Pansy.
Pansy walked to the doorway of the Slytherin Common Room, sat down on the floor, and started to beg for galleons.
"Nott, please, please spare me a galleon! I'm homeless and I need money, money and money!" Pansy pleaded, clasping her hands together and putting on her puppy eyes. Nott looked ashen. The Parkinson's were one of the richest families ever and it just wasn't proper etiquette to…beg. He fell down right away and though that wasn't proper etiquette either, he was still.
Pansy poked him.
"Hello there? Are you alive?" Pansy asked.
"Yes." Came a muffled reply. "I just got a very nice feel of the ground though." Nott got up and walked into the common room, still looking very shaken up. Pansy quickly got up and walked back to the Head's common room, smirking and walking briskly knowing just who was going to be her victim.
"Now…Hermione. I dare you to burn a book, to be specific, I want you to burn Hogwarts: A History." Pansy said. It was a very simple statement, but sometimes, it's the blunt things that hurt the most.
"No! No, no." Hermione went into a seizure, running into her room and clutching her book as if for life. She was shaking her head violently and finally returning back to the normal world, she set the book down and set it on fire, running and finding comfort in Draco's arms. However, she forgot to put the fire out and so Hermione's whole bookshelf burned too. But, Hermione smirked. A smirk that Draco would have never come close to rival.
The bell rang, and all the students ran to the potions class. They were all seated next to each other and Snape didn't mind, but was still the same snarky professor.
Once seated, Hermione looked pointedly at both Harry and Ginny. She passed them a note. It read: Dare- Give the class a demonstration of how to kiss, now.
Both Harry and Ginny looked nervous, but moved to the front of the classroom. It was silent. Snape looked half amused, but wouldn't be afterwards. They both held hands all the way to the front.
"Today, we will give you a small tip on kissing. This is something that Hogwarts doesn't teach." Ginny said, and after this she threw her arms around Harry, and passionately kissed him.
Snape looked murderous, surely there wasn't anything wrong with murdering a few students here or there, was there?
"POTTER, WEASELY! Stop this inappropriate conduct at once! FIVE INFINITIE OF POINTS OF GRIFFIN…" Snape was cut off.
"But Professor! There is no such number!" Hermione said
"FIVE POINTS OFF FOR INTERRUPTING ME! NOW GET BACK TO YOUR SEATS YOU IMPUDENT LITTLE CHILDREN." Snape yelled, his nostrils flaring.
Ginny and Harry shared a smile. They had gotten off easy. Last time, Snape hadn't forgotten what they had done… Anyways, she passed a note back to Blaise, giving him his dare. Dare- All of a sudden, start doing the disco randomly.
Blaise grimaced. So much for a perfect reputation and record. He sighed. It would be a long class.
"And so, Vetruiserum makes the drinker tell the truth all the time, however this can be…" Snape drawled.
All of a sudden, there was disco music, and a disco ball at the top of the classroom. Blaise lept out of seat and immediately started to disco. He did quite a good job. But no one could figure out how he knew how to disco anyways. As the song ended, the class was clapping like mad. Blaise bowed deeply and strolled back to his seat. Oblivious to the death glares he got from Snape.
"ZABINI! FOCUS! FIVE POINTS OF GRYFFINDOR!" Snape said.
"But it was Slytherin!" Hermione pouted.
"Five more points off for interrupting me!" Snape yelled, and went back to giving a lecture to the class. Blaise kicked Ron very silently and passed him a note. Dare to Ron – Strip down to your boxers and then put everything back on to the music of I'm too sexy.
Ron sighed inwardly. He should have known. Blaise was a Slytherin- and Ron knew he was sexy and all, but a strip dance to the potion's professor? That was like signing his own death warrant. But a dare was a dare and he was playing.
Ron got up.
"Watch Professor Snape, this is for you." Ron said.
The music started, and Ron started stripping. First his cloak, which he threw off dramatically. Then Ron took off his shirt. You could hear a collective sigh from the females, as he did have abs, just not the best ones (the best belonged to Draco and Harry). Snape looked disgusted. Ron took off his pants, then started reaching for his boxers, but seemed to remember what he was doing. Ron quickly put back on all his clothes, and sat in his desk.
"WEASELY! I DO NOT NEED TO SEE THAT KIND OF THING! 15 POINTS OF GRIFFINDOR!" Snape yelled, his normally pale face turning a dark red. Whether it was from his fury…or something else.
"But Professor! I haven't done anything!" Ron said.
"You just did a striptease!" Snape yelled.
"No I didn't! I've been sitting here, being a good Gryffindor! How can you even imagine me doing a striptease? Ewww!" Ron said, and the class nodded along with him, getting the jest of what the gang was playing.
"I must have been hallucinating, 10 points of Gryffindor anyways." Snape sighed, and then went back to teaching, still looking very disgusted at what he had thought happened.
Ron passed Draco a note, the last one of the day, but there was still a whole week to look forward to. Dare to Draco- advise Pantene shampoo for the shiny but not greasy look. Have fun!
Draco looked miffed, he was in Slytherin and all, but this might be pushing it a bit… Anyhow he raised his hand, and awaited to be destroyed.
"Yes, Malfoy?" said Snape.
"Well Professor, you are always teaching us about potions, so I thought of one for your hair. Pantene, winter protection. Makes your hair shiny, but not greasy, it'll even smell good." Draco said.
"Malfoy, you are pushing the limit. But, I will not take off points of Slytherin. SHUT UP!" Snape said, rubbing his temples and glaring at every student in the classroom.
But the game wasn't done yet. There was still four more days of fun.
Ice Angel- Feel free to review about possible dares, ideas you have or dares you have done. Thanks, hope you enjoy!