It was lunchtime at Skool. Zim stood in the lunch line staring at the
huge cafeteria lady. She slopped chunks of llama loaf onto tray, coughing,
hacking, and sneezing as she did so. The cafeteria dropped the tray in
front of Zim. Zim looked at it with a disgusted look on his face, he
sniffed it and made a face like he was going to puke.
Zim jumped up on the counter. "You call this llama loaf..FOOD?! I'd rather starve to death! STARVE! YOU HEAR ME!? And you! Bloated whale servant! You are BIG! Oh, how big you are! I would like to see you eat this, so called.food!" He yelled gaining everyone's attention.
The cafeteria wiped her nose and then grabbed a big hunk of the llama meat sitting in front of her, and woofed it down. "There." She said with a roar in her throat, "Now.get off the counter, take your tray, and sit down."
"Hmph." Zim had seen Gir eat worse then that. "He sat down at a table by himself, and sniffed the food on his tray. "Disgusting, these humans are pathetic. And they grow even more pathetic everyday." He jumped up on the table overreacting again. " Do you hear me?! PATHETIC!!! You are all so." before he could finish someone had hit him with a chunk of corn bread.
Zim turned in the direction of the thrown food. "WHO DARES TO.?" He saw Dib sitting there, laughing. Zim marched up to him. "Laugh now Dib", he said in a more quiet voice, "but we will see who gets to laugh whenever the Earth is no more then a deserted wasteland and you are a slave to the might Irkans! It will be me! Laughing at your pathetic..cornbread plans to stop me! HA!"
Dib had hit him with another chunk of cornbread. "You will never conquer this planet! As long as I am here to protect it, Zim! NEVER!!!!!.besides your plans for world domination are pointless and feudal."
"Ah!...Oh!..erm.uh.you.BAH!" Zim had tried to think of a speedy comeback, but nothing. He couldn't think of anything. But, even though he thought his plans were genius, they WERE pathetic. "My plans are genius! GENIUS, I tell you! You will see! Oh, yes you will!"
"If they're so genius, then why do they have so many flaws?" Dib said.
"Because! Um." Since Zim couldn't think of anything he picked up a handful of peas and threw them at Dib. Dib ducked and they went flying across the room, and hit Gaz in the back of the head. Gaz turned around with fire in her eyes. Zim stood there, with a blank look on his face, not knowing what to say. ***********************CENSORED************************************
In the home of Zim. Zim had just gotten home from Skool. He had bruises all over his body from the beating. Gir bashing his head on the wall. "YAY! Ow! YAY! Ow! YAY! Ow!" Gir said as he bashed his head. "Gir, stop it! I need to think of a master plan to stop Dib, and prove to him that I am a master of destruction! Now come with me, I might need your assistance." Zim said. "YAY! Can we build a mooooose?" "No Gir! I'm serious about this! We must bring fear into the Dib beast! Now come along!"
Zim jumped up on the counter. "You call this llama loaf..FOOD?! I'd rather starve to death! STARVE! YOU HEAR ME!? And you! Bloated whale servant! You are BIG! Oh, how big you are! I would like to see you eat this, so called.food!" He yelled gaining everyone's attention.
The cafeteria wiped her nose and then grabbed a big hunk of the llama meat sitting in front of her, and woofed it down. "There." She said with a roar in her throat, "Now.get off the counter, take your tray, and sit down."
"Hmph." Zim had seen Gir eat worse then that. "He sat down at a table by himself, and sniffed the food on his tray. "Disgusting, these humans are pathetic. And they grow even more pathetic everyday." He jumped up on the table overreacting again. " Do you hear me?! PATHETIC!!! You are all so." before he could finish someone had hit him with a chunk of corn bread.
Zim turned in the direction of the thrown food. "WHO DARES TO.?" He saw Dib sitting there, laughing. Zim marched up to him. "Laugh now Dib", he said in a more quiet voice, "but we will see who gets to laugh whenever the Earth is no more then a deserted wasteland and you are a slave to the might Irkans! It will be me! Laughing at your pathetic..cornbread plans to stop me! HA!"
Dib had hit him with another chunk of cornbread. "You will never conquer this planet! As long as I am here to protect it, Zim! NEVER!!!!!.besides your plans for world domination are pointless and feudal."
"Ah!...Oh!..erm.uh.you.BAH!" Zim had tried to think of a speedy comeback, but nothing. He couldn't think of anything. But, even though he thought his plans were genius, they WERE pathetic. "My plans are genius! GENIUS, I tell you! You will see! Oh, yes you will!"
"If they're so genius, then why do they have so many flaws?" Dib said.
"Because! Um." Since Zim couldn't think of anything he picked up a handful of peas and threw them at Dib. Dib ducked and they went flying across the room, and hit Gaz in the back of the head. Gaz turned around with fire in her eyes. Zim stood there, with a blank look on his face, not knowing what to say. ***********************CENSORED************************************
In the home of Zim. Zim had just gotten home from Skool. He had bruises all over his body from the beating. Gir bashing his head on the wall. "YAY! Ow! YAY! Ow! YAY! Ow!" Gir said as he bashed his head. "Gir, stop it! I need to think of a master plan to stop Dib, and prove to him that I am a master of destruction! Now come with me, I might need your assistance." Zim said. "YAY! Can we build a mooooose?" "No Gir! I'm serious about this! We must bring fear into the Dib beast! Now come along!"