Disclaimer: I don't own anything in regards to Sherlock BBC. If I did, I wouldn't be always have moths in my purse.

Author's note: This is only my third story so it might not be to good. Any and all feedback would be appreciated in the comments.

Somewhere in downtown London, in the car park under the local Police precinct, three friends are seen quite disheveled after a particularly long investigation, however their conversation is not what one would expect.

"Greg? What do you mean his name is Greg?' Sherlock exclaimed in John's general direction.

"Yes Sherlock his name is Greg!" John said to Sherlock as if to say how could you not know that.

"Greg, your name's Greg, really? Greg?" Sherlock said to DI Lestrade in a mocking tone.

"Yes Sherlock, and you bloody well know it is!" John exclaimed at Sherlock, frustrated with his antics, so much for him having a mind palace if he can't even remember Greg's name. "I'm going home, Sherlock." John said finally giving in to how tired he is. He left with only one thought in his mind: screw you Sherlock Holmes. I'm not in the mood for your antics.

As soon as John was out of sight and ear shot, DI Greg Lestrade turned to Sherlock with a scowling look "Why do you do that, you know my name is Greg, or was I just dreaming what I heard you screaming last night as I had my cock shoved up your ass, hmm?." Lestrade said to Sherlock as he drew him close "Say my name Sherlock. Come on baby say my name. Say my name Sherlock and I'll let you cum first tonight, hmm, how does that sound baby?" Lestrade whispered into Sherlock's ear as he rubbed against his crotch. "Say my name Sherlock"

"Greg, your name's Greg Lestrade." Sherlock groaned

"Good" said Lestrade as he stopped his ministrations on Sherlock groin. "Now go and apologize to John for being a dick, and when you've done that you can come over and I'll cook. Okay?" Greg said as he held Sherlock face in one of his hands.

"Okay Greg, I better catch up with John then, shouldn't I?"

"Yeah you should" Greg said as he kissed Sherlock "I'll see you tonight, babe."