I thought this random story up because it is soooo obvious how to open a can of corn. And because Gaara is soooo easy to pick on. Rated for language.
Gaara vs. a can of corn.
"Hey Gaara can you open this can of corn for me?" Lee asked. Gaara stared. Rock Lee the strongest guy he knew couldn't open a can of corn. "I tried everything I even used my lotus moves on it!" Lee looked like he had been crying Gaara could see his mascara running down his cheeks.
"You really should try waterproof mascara." Lee looked confused for a moment.
"By the way, where do you get your eyeliner?" It was Gaara's turn to be confused.
"I don't wear eyeliner."
"Okay then. So will you open it for me." Gaara grabbed the can.
"Fine. You got a-" Lee handed him a can opener. "I'm not gonna even ask." Gaara tried to open the can with the opener but it just wouldn't open. "Just wait I'll get it open!"
"Okay when you do bring it by my house okay?" Gaara mumbled a yea as he glared at the can. He walked down the streets looking for something to use to open the cursed can of corn. He spotted Shikamaru walking down the street glaring at the clouds.
"Hey Shika- Oh who am I kidding." Gaara continued down the street when he saw Sasuke walking down the sidewalk towards him. 'Should I? He would probably never let me live it down… Ah shit.' Gaara decided to ask him to open it "Hey, Uchiha." Sasuke turned. Gaara held out the can. 'Okay the only way this is gonna work is… Ah shit again.' Gaara looked at Sasuke with watery chibi eyes. "Will you open this for me?" Sasuke looked dazed.
"Uh… Sure?" Sasuke grabbed the can and stabbed it with a kunai trying to open it. "Stand back." Gaara stood back next to Sasuke. Sasuke threw more kunai at the can but Gaara didn't understand why he had to stand back until the kunai exploded when they hit the can. When the smoke cleared the can was still standing not even scratched! Not even the label with the stupid smiling corn on the front. "Damn I was sure that would work! Sorry, Gaara." Gaara shrugged. 'Not my corn.' Then as Gaara was walking to Lee's house to dump the corn off he bumped into Naruto. 'Ah, what the hell?'
"Hey Naruto open the corn for me?"
"Eh? Uh, sure." Naruto took the can and pulled off the top. For the first time Gaara noticed a pull tab on the top of the can. Gaara rubbed the back of his neck clearly embarrassed.
"Thanks." He mumbled. He walked the rest of the way to Lee's house and handed him the corn. After that Gaara went home and pondered where the hell he went wrong in his life that made is so he couldn't open a damn can of corn.
I feel so bad for Gaara. Oh well Gaara won the corn lost and I'm crazy. Yay everyone has a happy ending except for the corn and me who of which got eaten and I am off to go live in a yellow room in the bad place. But I will continue to send you more fics of, which will after being read by my nurse will make me, stay longer in the bad place, and then after that eventually I will be put in a straitjacket. Then I will have to learn how to type with my tongue or continue to type with my toes.