Now, here's another Time Toon Cops story--this time, it's all entirely mpreg. I wanted to base this on two episodes of the Dilbert cartoon--"Pregnancy" and "The Delivery" (one exception is that there is no custody battle and the baby doesn't get sent off to Krypton). Here's where the fun begins...

DISCLAIMER: I do not own all the cartoon characters.

Prologue: The Spore

March 21, 3012

A famous scientist had built a rocket that was designated to collect signs of life in outer space. When it was launched, it brought back an alien egg that had the ability to absorb DNA from all kinds of sources. He decided to reserve that for research, but one night, Belladonna (who had escaped from arrest by the Time Toon Cops) was up to her old tricks again. She snuck into the building and tampered with the egg, adding a bit of her fur. She said, "When this egg gets implanted in any one of those blasted Time Toon Cops, it will grow into a baby who will destroy them all! HA-HA-HA!"

When she was done, she pressed a button to launch the rocket. She said in mock innocence, "Oops! Did I do that? Well, the cops won't know what hit them!"

Fortunately for us, the egg happened to come from a kind of alien species whose main purpose was to maintain peace with the Earthlings, using the power of good. That way, whatever came from the egg will become the goody-two-shoes version of Belladonna (she will look like her, too). The rocket went on to collect a wide variety of DNA samples--some from a hillbilly, a prominent British millionaire, a cow, a robot, and a lion (from the Miami Zoo, of course). Then, it went on its way to find the one person who could carry the developing embryo--Bentley Raccoon.

Bentley happened to be outside on a porch at the White House (the home of President Bert Raccoon and his family)--he had stopped by to visit for a while. Just then, he looked up to see the rocket headed for him. He muttered, "Oh, no..a rocket."

"Do you think it's a nuclear weapon?" asked Vanessa.

Bentley laughed and said, "Don't be silly, Ness. Bert told me that ever since his administration began, all nuclear weapons were obsolete."

He thought wrong. When the rocket came closer to its target, Bentley screamed and started to run away. But it was too late--the rocket came closer to Bentley, until it finally reached its destination...in his rear end.

Later the next day, Bentley was lying in a bed unconscious, in a room in the Shining Star Memorial Hospital. Beside him was Vanessa and his parents George and Nicole. At the foot of his bed stood two doctors--Jack and Jill Snooper (you may recognize them as Super Snooper's siblings). Jack was holding a clipboard and reading it, while Jill was examining the rocket that hit Bentley. Jill said, "It was lucky it went into his colon--this thing could've went right through it and killed him."

"I know that, Jill," said Jack. "But somehow..." He looked at the clipboard again and snickered. Then, he continued, "The results look ridiculous to me. Wasn't there already a--"

Jill clamped a paw to his mouth and whispered, "Hush! Do you want anybody to hear that?"

Jack replied, his voice muffled, "No. There's nobody around except us and them. Do you think we should tell him, once he wakes up?"

"Maybe we should tell his folks beforehand, okay?"

Nicole asked, "Is he going to be all right? Will he regain consciousness? We just want to know."

"Well, Mrs. Raccoon," said Jack. "The lab guy said it was covered with a mixture of genetic material, including alien, bovine, nano-robotic, hillbilly, and a lion. In a word, he's...pregnant."

Vanessa, George, and Nicole gasped in shock. George muttered, "But that's impossible!"

"I'm afraid it is," replied Jill. "We could, however, terminate the pregnancy."

Nicole stood up with a start and said, "I don't think so! That's my grandson in there...or granddaughter...or grandcow...what were the other choices again?"

"Alien and robot."

"Whatever it is, you'd better keep it alive. I have two grandchildren at home--it wouldn't hurt for George and me to get a new grandchild from our son every once in a year, and I'm not letting anyone get in my way!"

"His body can't support a baby," said Jack. "Unless we can throw in an intravenous injection of female hormones. At least, that'll do the trick..."

Jill went away from the room for a minute and returned with a plastic bag full of estrogen. She said, "Just tell him when he wakes up, okay?"

"We will," answered Vanessa.

And so, Bentley Raccoon, the world-famous actor and Time Toon Cop, had unexpectedly became the second pregnant man to be discovered in the United States Of Canerica.